Rapture

[CaptKirby]

all right guys we have to get ready, only a day and a half to go

 

[biggie]

I'm going to be partying like Dirk in your avatar when this happens. Live it up!

 

[StarmanXL]

Am I missing something here

 

[Mastadi]

Some guy said that the world will end on 21st of May and people think it's true because they like to party for no reason and have wild untamed sex, since hey, it's the end of the world, might as well have fun, but then it turns out it's not and it's Sunday and you spent all your money on alcohol and hookers and now you have to beg for food but you can't get anything out of anyone because they all did the same but won't admit it because it would be pretty awkward.

 

[theamericandream38]

Because any reasonably sane person actually believes the world is going to end on that day


oh wait

 

[Arcticblast]

The guy who said this apparently also predicted the end of the world back in 1994.

 

[Chubbs]

I can't think of a year recently that hasn't had at least one person that the world will end on a certain date in that year.

 

[Shiny Mew2]

EDIT. I found out what rapture day was.

 

[Rawbi]

May 21st is my father's birthday. Jesus is coming for his birthday, how sweet is that?


...but then, who do you give the presents to...?

 

[Chubbs]

May 21st is my father's birthday. Jesus is coming for his birthday, how sweet is that?


...but then, who do you give the presents to...?

Me.

 

[norulz]

brb loot, kill, rape and arson

 

[NatGeo]

Wait what about timezones

 

[Lanturn314]

I can't wait until the rapture, cuz it means I won't have to deal with any devout Christians any more. Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

 

[Bynine]

Wait what about timezones

hahahahahahhahahaa

 

[Curtains]

If the rapture means taking all the dead people to heaven then where did they stay the entire time up until then? Do they come out and go back in?

 

[mixmaster.mewthree]

I'm most likely going to be having unmarried sex on the day of the rapture. Does that decrease my chances of being accepted?

 

[Bob_Squob]

"I'm not afraid of the rapture as long as it doesn't figure out how to open doors" Randall Monroe.

 

[CaptKirby]

Wait what about timezones

I believe god represents Greenwich Mean Time, as it has G in it, making it hte closest time zone to "G"od.

I'm most likely going to be having unmarried sex on the day of the rapture. Does that decrease my chances of being accepted?

While you can rest assured that god or one of his angels will be intently scrutinizing every move of yours and your partner's genitals, Jesus will hold it against you despite his perverted vouyerism.

 

[Magic Toaster]

If this doesn't work, we have a shit ton of other chances don't worry.

 

[mattj]

The guy who said this apparently also predicted the end of the world back in 1994.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

I'm most likely going to be having unmarried sex on the day of the rapture. Does that decrease my chances of being accepted?

Yeah, you're not fooling anyone.

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

All I have to say is this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalyptic

 

[Unreality]

veloci

rapture

 

[Diana]

Wait I thought the world ended 11 years ago.

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

veloci

rapture

they have learned how to open pearly gates......