Pokemon Showdown Quote Database

[kolohe]

aftermath

at least he's nice with it

 

[adamantazu]

context: BH

The opposing Dragapult used Entrainment!

[Zamazenta's Magic Bounce]
Zamazenta bounced the Entrainment back!
[The opposing Dragapult's Normalize]
[The opposing Dragapult's Magic Bounce]
The opposing Dragapult acquired Magic Bounce!

Zamazenta used Sticky Web!

[The opposing Dragapult's Magic Bounce]
The opposing Dragapult bounced the Sticky Web back!
A sticky web has been laid out on the ground around your team!

 

[AV Cosmoem]

 

[p0ip0le]

[04:41:40] ␚Pujo: hey peeps what's the gift Spearow's nickname in GSC yknow the one you have to bring to another npc to get a TM
[04:41:47] ␚Pujo: completely forgot what its nickname wsa
[04:42:04] @Havi~!: kenya
[04:42:11] ␚Pujo: kenya hop on deez nuts LOL

 

[Rabia]

why tf would you want someone to hop on your nuts that shit hurts when you do it to yourself

 

[cookie]

 

[AV Cosmoem]

 

[aurora]

[12:50:38] CaterpieSenpai: Caterpie
[12:51:06] CaterpieBefuddle: 0-0
[12:51:22] CaterpieSenpai: I am the Caterpie senpai
[12:51:32] CaterpieBefuddle: Am Caterpie
[12:51:46] CaterpieSenpai: I am Caterpie
[12:51:59] CaterpieBefuddle: Am Caterpie .-.
[12:52:06] CaterpieBefuddle: (tilts head)
[12:52:52] CaterpieSenpai: I am the better caterpie
[12:52:56] CaterpieSenpai: (slaps you)
[12:53:09] CaterpieBefuddle: (cried)
[12:53:17] CaterpieBefuddle: Why u hurt me :<
[12:54:05] CaterpieSenpai: (Becomes sad)
[12:54:11] CaterpieSenpai: sowwy friend caterpie
[12:54:40] CaterpieBefuddle: Your forgiven
[12:54:46] CaterpieBefuddle: Can we be friemds?
[12:54:53] CaterpieSenpai: Yes my friend
[12:54:55] CaterpieBefuddle: You're*
[12:55:05] CaterpieBefuddle: Yay

 

[az]

[09:38:11] adam3560: every day I cry because I have no sinnoh underground in my life

 

[xzern]

[20:55:42] AbsoluteWave: Jeapardy question
[20:55:47] faint: go for it!
[20:55:52] AbsoluteWave: "Ponyta evolves into the Firey Rapidash"
[20:55:59] faint: infernape
[20:56:07] faint: that's not a question?
[20:56:11] AbsoluteWave: no, the answer has to be in the form of a question
[20:56:16] +xzern: who is infernape
[20:56:55] AbsoluteWave: "Ponyta evolves into the Firey Rapidash"
[20:56:59] AbsoluteWave: it's a jeapoardy question
[20:57:05] +xzern: i dotn get it
[20:57:09] faint: you gave us the answer
[20:57:13] faint: there's no question

[20:57:23] AbsoluteWave: JEOPARDY question
[20:57:32] AbsoluteWave: the answer has to be in the form of a question
[20:57:32] faint: so true
[20:57:53] AbsoluteWave: i will say it again
[20:57:58] faint: Answer: Ponyta evolves into the Firey Rapidash?
[20:58:09] AbsoluteWave: Incorrect
[20:58:11] AbsoluteWave: the answer was
[20:58:15] AbsoluteWave: "What is Pokemon?"
[20:58:20] az: huh?
[20:58:25] AbsoluteWave: jeopardy

 

[Ransei]

[13:51:18] Bot ninja: how do i change happiness?
[13:53:51] Mack Knife: Try being more happy

 

[adamantazu]

Turn 1

Dragapult used Draco Meteor!
(The opposing Toxapex lost 77% of its health!)
Dragapult's Sp. Atk fell harshly!

The opposing Toxapex used Haze!
All stat changes were eliminated!

The opposing Toxapex restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!

 

[Low-Key]

[19:18:14] *Lady Monita: It was a tie between Low-Key-G-Mazing's Rotom-Fan and GrubbinTheGreat's Rotom-Fan!

 

[Voltage]

 

[Gekokeso]

phoopes why was this unpinned?

 

[BP]

phoopes why was this unpinned?

A majority of the things said on the simulator aren't really that funny as people provide to much context and it becomes a pain to read. Moreover, smogoff has like 40 pins at one point and it became cluttered and a bother to find threads.

 

[Gekokeso]

A majority of the things said on the simulator aren't really that funny as people provide to much context and it becomes a pain to read. Moreover, smogoff has like 40 pins at one point and it became cluttered and a bother to find threads.

Aight thanks

 

[Snessy!]

phoopes why was this unpinned?

A majority of the things said on the simulator aren't really that funny as people provide to much context and it becomes a pain to read. Moreover, smogoff has like 40 pins at one point and it became cluttered and a bother to find threads.

wait weren't these threads unpinned because they'll get naturally bumped, so there isn't any point in keeping them pinned?

 

[monkfish]

yes it gets naturally bumped with more unfunny quotes

 

[monkfish]

and posts about the quality of the thread

 

[Clementine]

 

[Ransei]

[21:41:37] lindauna: who is mother f word
[21:41:44] lindauna: and why do I find this name funny
[21:41:48] mother f word: because it is
[21:49:00] #Ransei: yo where's the father?
[21:49:02] #Ransei: or the son?
[21:49:27] @Morytha : or the holy spirit
[21:49:41] lindauna: Amen

 

[R8]

[17:15:09] PLMMJ: where can i get a moon stone
[17:15:14] @Pujo: which game?
[17:15:29] PLMMJ: HGSS
[17:15:33] Monsteruser: Ur mom
[17:15:44] Monsteruser was warned by Pujo. (not poggers)
[17:16:15] Monsteruser: If u save money in game
[17:16:22] @Pujo: oh damn

 

[Martin]

Imagine warning someone for making a ur mom joke…

What has the world come to?

 

[Clone]

Jokes aren't allowed here