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haha I totally didn't post this in the wrong thread the first time
(in the Anything Goes Room a while back)
[10:55:58] Shinzuyuko: Nol who are you?
[10:56:09] @ Nol: I don't know how to answer that question
[10:56:38] Shinzuyuko: lmao i mean your real account name
[10:56:48] @ Nol: I--
[10:56:50] @ Nol: It's Nol
[10:57:16] #cromagnet: ah yes
[10:57:19] #cromagnet: the g@ alt
[10:57:27] Shinzuyuko: no Nol isn't his original account
[10:57:35] @ Nol: Her
[10:57:44] Shinzuyuko: Nol is her?
[10:57:50] @ Nol: I am a girl yes
[10:57:59] Shinzuyuko: then you are chloe
The secret is that all of the women on PS are secretly the same person.
(in the Anything Goes Room a while back)
[10:55:58] Shinzuyuko: Nol who are you?
[10:56:09] @ Nol: I don't know how to answer that question
[10:56:38] Shinzuyuko: lmao i mean your real account name
[10:56:48] @ Nol: I--
[10:56:50] @ Nol: It's Nol
[10:57:16] #cromagnet: ah yes
[10:57:19] #cromagnet: the g@ alt
[10:57:27] Shinzuyuko: no Nol isn't his original account
[10:57:35] @ Nol: Her
[10:57:44] Shinzuyuko: Nol is her?
[10:57:50] @ Nol: I am a girl yes
[10:57:59] Shinzuyuko: then you are chloe
The secret is that all of the women on PS are secretly the same person.
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[03:56:48] #Ransei: I drank a protein shake like 3 days ago and got an allergic reaction
[03:56:49] #Ransei: x)
[03:57:13] +An_Azurill /: gj
[03:57:19] #Ransei: thanks
[03:57:44] +An_Azurill /: speaking of allergies i don't really remember many of mine but i think one of them is fresh grass
[03:57:45] +An_Azurill /: no joke
[03:57:46]
lindauna: have u tried watermelon in lemonade
[03:57:55]lindauna: like instead of ice use frozen watermelon
[03:58:00]lindauna: it's sooooo good
[03:58:09] #Ransei: fresh grass ;_;
[03:58:11]lindauna: and when it melts it doesn't taste bad
[03:58:17] quadrophenic: i'm allergic to dust
[03:58:21] #Ransei: does that mean if you lay down on wet grass you get itchy or?
[03:58:23]lindauna: ransei had a fresh grass shake????
[03:58:24] +An_Azurill /: sounds delightful lindauna but i don't think i had it
[03:58:29] #Ransei: no no
[03:58:30] quadrophenic: freshly cut grass can sometimes trigger allergies
[03:58:31] quadrophenic: sometimes.
[03:58:39] #Ransei: it was soy milk with chocolate
[03:58:40]lindauna: oh ok I misread lmfaoooo
[03:58:44]lindauna: i hate soy milk
[03:58:45] +An_Azurill /: idk i just sneeze a lot from what i remember
[03:58:46] #Ransei: manufactured in a place that also facilitates tree nuts....
[03:58:51]lindauna: oh
[03:58:53] #Ransei: yeah uh i got really unlucky there...
[03:58:57] +An_Azurill /: idk quarantine erased a lot of my outside memories
[03:59:03]lindauna: ransei must be allergic to dn
[03:59:11] #Ransei: SMH
[03:59:14] +An_Azurill /: bruh
[03:59:18]lindauna: LOL
[03:59:36]lindauna: am I wrong tho
[03:59:45] #Ransei: no...
[03:56:49] #Ransei: x)
[03:57:13] +An_Azurill /: gj
[03:57:19] #Ransei: thanks
[03:57:44] +An_Azurill /: speaking of allergies i don't really remember many of mine but i think one of them is fresh grass
[03:57:45] +An_Azurill /: no joke
[03:57:46]
lindauna: have u tried watermelon in lemonade[03:57:55]
lindauna: like instead of ice use frozen watermelon[03:58:00]
lindauna: it's sooooo good[03:58:09] #Ransei: fresh grass ;_;
[03:58:11]
lindauna: and when it melts it doesn't taste bad[03:58:17] quadrophenic: i'm allergic to dust
[03:58:21] #Ransei: does that mean if you lay down on wet grass you get itchy or?
[03:58:23]
lindauna: ransei had a fresh grass shake????[03:58:24] +An_Azurill /: sounds delightful lindauna but i don't think i had it
[03:58:29] #Ransei: no no
[03:58:30] quadrophenic: freshly cut grass can sometimes trigger allergies
[03:58:31] quadrophenic: sometimes.
[03:58:39] #Ransei: it was soy milk with chocolate
[03:58:40]
lindauna: oh ok I misread lmfaoooo[03:58:44]
lindauna: i hate soy milk[03:58:45] +An_Azurill /: idk i just sneeze a lot from what i remember
[03:58:46] #Ransei: manufactured in a place that also facilitates tree nuts....
[03:58:51]
lindauna: oh[03:58:53] #Ransei: yeah uh i got really unlucky there...
[03:58:57] +An_Azurill /: idk quarantine erased a lot of my outside memories
[03:59:03]
lindauna: ransei must be allergic to dn[03:59:11] #Ransei: SMH
[03:59:14] +An_Azurill /: bruh
[03:59:18]
lindauna: LOL[03:59:36]
lindauna: am I wrong tho[03:59:45] #Ransei: no...
This close to greatness Ransei, all you had to say was what's dn ;;[03:59:03]
[03:59:11] #Ransei: SMH
[03:59:14] +An_Azurill /: bruh
[03:59:18]
[03:59:36]
[03:59:45] #Ransei: no...
deez nuts loooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[08:28:46] adam3560: Yo the cold war was straight up wack
[08:29:04] adam3560: The us went from "oh no they're gonna bomb us" to "oh no they're gonna get to the moon first"
[08:29:04] adam3560: The us went from "oh no they're gonna bomb us" to "oh no they're gonna get to the moon first"
Hydrostatics owned AF
Deleted User 465389
Banned deucer.
[18:34:43] Colteor: Bro does hitmonchan even beat pidgey
[18:34:46] +zfs: yeah lc 100 is psychic spam city
[18:34:55] +zfs: abra slowpoke exeggcute drowzee are goat
[18:35:04] +zfs: so chan is just completely effed
[18:35:07] Gen7OUOU: pidgey eats hitmonchan for lunch
[18:34:46] +zfs: yeah lc 100 is psychic spam city
[18:34:55] +zfs: abra slowpoke exeggcute drowzee are goat
[18:35:04] +zfs: so chan is just completely effed
[18:35:07] Gen7OUOU: pidgey eats hitmonchan for lunch
[20:36] #cromagnet 
: !pick 31,32,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,56,57,58,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70
We randomly picked: 69
[20:36] #cromagnet: nice
[20:36] +frozoid: nice
[20:36] ^Frito135: nice
[20:36] Pannuracotta: nice
[20:36] %Mbouchon: nice
: !pick 31,32,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,56,57,58,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70We randomly picked: 69
[20:36] #cromagnet
: nice[20:36] +frozoid: nice
[20:36] ^Frito135
: nice[20:36] Pannuracotta: nice
[20:36] %Mbouchon
: nice
I'm very disappointed that people are reacting to this with anything but Wow!, the reaction of Pokemon #69, Bellsprout.[20:36] #cromagnet
We randomly picked: 69
[20:36] #cromagnet
[20:36] +frozoid: nice
[20:36] ^Frito135
[20:36] Pannuracotta: nice
[20:36] %Mbouchon
Also...nice
Plague von Karma
Banned deucer.
Turn 14
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
The opposing Snorlax gained armor!
Snorlax used Toxic!
The opposing Snorlax was badly poisoned!
Turn 15
☆Plague von Karma: no
☆zalarye: please
☆Plague von Karma: no reflect
☆zalarye: this is cringe
using rby toxlax to own the reflax libs
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
The opposing Snorlax gained armor!
Snorlax used Toxic!
The opposing Snorlax was badly poisoned!
Turn 15
☆Plague von Karma: no
☆zalarye: please
☆Plague von Karma: no reflect
☆zalarye: this is cringe
using rby toxlax to own the reflax libs
1:
[12:23:41] *Lady Monita: BubidaJeffery!'s Wooper was defeated by Low-Key-G-Mazing's Feebas! BubidaJeffery! has been eliminated from the game!
2:
[12:25:16] *Lady Monita: inertialinitiative's Reshiram was defeated by Low-Key-G-Mazing's Magikarp! inertialinitiative has been eliminated from the game!
[12:23:41] *Lady Monita: BubidaJeffery!'s Wooper was defeated by Low-Key-G-Mazing's Feebas! BubidaJeffery! has been eliminated from the game!
2:
[12:25:16] *Lady Monita: inertialinitiative's Reshiram was defeated by Low-Key-G-Mazing's Magikarp! inertialinitiative has been eliminated from the game!
[12:33:02] Dinosaur Derek: Dababy plays showdown?
[12:33:18] Dinosaur Derek: I would think he has no time to play Pokémon Dababy is a famous rapper
[13:34:43] Dinosaur Derek: I am not a “literal dinosaur” okay? I was born as a human but I identify as a dinosaur
[20:54:48] Dinosaur Derek: Is mr mime good in National Dex
[06:45:08] Dinosaur Derek: Everybody just says that mega aerodactyl is bad, the truth is people say that because they are afraid of mega aero and they don’t want other people to use it and beat them
[17:32:06] Dinosaur Derek: Weaselfie how do you get the ^ next to your name
[17:32:13] ^Weaselfie: get good
[17:32:32] ^Weaselfie: idk u need to be at the top of the leaderboard
[17:32:59] Dinosaur Derek: Wow I feel disrespected, I am going to challenge you when I find a good team in my team builder, you better click accept
[15:54:59] Dinosaur Derek: Heatran is the only Pokémon in National Dex OU that is worse than Rillaboom
[18:05:39] Dinosaur Derek: I need a check to protean Greninja on my team because ash greninja is easy to check
[12:55:10] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium Z serperior
[12:55:22] Dinosaur Derek: For garchomp and kyurem
[12:56:10] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium z also helps it deals with charizard X
[12:57:37] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium Z could be used to hit kyurem hydreigon garchomp charizard x kommo-o
[12:57:49] Dinosaur Derek: wny would dragonium z be a bad set?
[12:57:58] Dinosaur Derek: Dragon resists grass moves
[14:00:33] Dinosaur Derek: Heheus use hidden power always on scizor
[14:00:43] Dinosaur Derek: I prefer hidden power ice on mega scizor
[16:57:55] Dinosaur Derek: Scarf cincinno beats everything scarf protean Greninja would beat but with bullet seed instead of gunk shot
[21:31:33] Dinosaur Derek: Right so why not run swords Dance earthquake fire blast draco meteor 252 attack 4 defense 252 special attack quiet nature 0 speed ivs
[20:16:24] Dinosaur Derek: 252 Atk Life Orb Latias Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Blacephalon: 239-283 (96.7 - 114.5%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
[20:16:44] Dinosaur Derek: Sucker punch latios for scarf gengar and blacephalon
[18:07:55] Dinosaur Derek: I have been studying greninja as greninja is the best OU Pokémon
And now just theladies infracts!
[13:43:29] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Kaitlen for 7 minutes. (misinformation, antagonistic)
[21:25:14] Dinosaur Derek was warned by Kaitlen. (talking about physical ash gren for the 100th time)
[21:05:21] Dinosaur Derek: I was posting about adamant greninja
[21:05:29] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Kaitlen for 7 minutes. (talking abt physical ash gren once again)
[21:06:18] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Chazm for 1 hour. (gonna pile on more of these if you don't stop talking about physical ashgren)
s/o to the goat dinosaur derek
[12:33:18] Dinosaur Derek: I would think he has no time to play Pokémon Dababy is a famous rapper
[13:34:43] Dinosaur Derek: I am not a “literal dinosaur” okay? I was born as a human but I identify as a dinosaur
[20:54:48] Dinosaur Derek: Is mr mime good in National Dex
[06:45:08] Dinosaur Derek: Everybody just says that mega aerodactyl is bad, the truth is people say that because they are afraid of mega aero and they don’t want other people to use it and beat them
[17:32:06] Dinosaur Derek: Weaselfie how do you get the ^ next to your name
[17:32:13] ^Weaselfie: get good
[17:32:32] ^Weaselfie: idk u need to be at the top of the leaderboard
[17:32:59] Dinosaur Derek: Wow I feel disrespected, I am going to challenge you when I find a good team in my team builder, you better click accept
[15:54:59] Dinosaur Derek: Heatran is the only Pokémon in National Dex OU that is worse than Rillaboom
[18:05:39] Dinosaur Derek: I need a check to protean Greninja on my team because ash greninja is easy to check
[12:55:10] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium Z serperior
[12:55:22] Dinosaur Derek: For garchomp and kyurem
[12:56:10] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium z also helps it deals with charizard X
[12:57:37] Dinosaur Derek: Dragonium Z could be used to hit kyurem hydreigon garchomp charizard x kommo-o
[12:57:49] Dinosaur Derek: wny would dragonium z be a bad set?
[12:57:58] Dinosaur Derek: Dragon resists grass moves
[14:00:33] Dinosaur Derek: Heheus use hidden power always on scizor
[14:00:43] Dinosaur Derek: I prefer hidden power ice on mega scizor
[16:57:55] Dinosaur Derek: Scarf cincinno beats everything scarf protean Greninja would beat but with bullet seed instead of gunk shot
[21:31:33] Dinosaur Derek: Right so why not run swords Dance earthquake fire blast draco meteor 252 attack 4 defense 252 special attack quiet nature 0 speed ivs
[20:16:24] Dinosaur Derek: 252 Atk Life Orb Latias Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Blacephalon: 239-283 (96.7 - 114.5%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
[20:16:44] Dinosaur Derek: Sucker punch latios for scarf gengar and blacephalon
[18:07:55] Dinosaur Derek: I have been studying greninja as greninja is the best OU Pokémon
And now just the
[13:43:29] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Kaitlen for 7 minutes. (misinformation, antagonistic)
[21:25:14] Dinosaur Derek was warned by Kaitlen. (talking about physical ash gren for the 100th time)
[21:05:21] Dinosaur Derek: I was posting about adamant greninja
[21:05:29] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Kaitlen for 7 minutes. (talking abt physical ash gren once again)
[21:06:18] Dinosaur Derek was muted by Chazm for 1 hour. (gonna pile on more of these if you don't stop talking about physical ashgren)
s/o to the goat dinosaur derek
Evil Vo1tage: Voltage
Evil Vo1tage: When play for rigges
Evil Vo1tage: *rigged
Evil Vo1tage: You can't hide from me forever
+v o 1 t a g e: You're not me >:[
Evil Vo1tage: I'm you only stronger
+v o 1 t a g e: help I'm scared
Evil Vo1tage: Hi scared
Evil Vo1tage: I'm Voltage
+v o 1 t a g e: If you're really me
+v o 1 t a g e: say something only I would know
Evil Vo1tage: We're wearing blue socks rn
+v o 1 t a g e: nuh, I'm barefoot
Evil Vo1tage: No I just checked
Evil Vo1tage: Defo wearing blue socks
+v o 1 t a g e: Don't make me prove it
Evil Vo1tage: Feet pics
+v o 1 t a g e: >:[
+v o 1 t a g e: I don't even own a single pair of blue socks
Evil Vo1tage: Yeah cos I stole them all
+v o 1 t a g e: https://i.imgur.com/gUdZy60.png
Evil Vo1tage: If you're actually Voltage
Evil Vo1tage: Tell me something only I would know
+v o 1 t a g e: I'm the one with voice, which means it's definitely me, so theburden of proof on proving identity lies with you
+v o 1 t a g e: faker
Evil Vo1tage: Roomvoice is not a legally recognised position, in the court of law the burden of proof falls on the one making the accusation
Evil Vo1tage: As you are accusing me of not being you
Evil Vo1tage: You must prove it
Asb04: schizophrenia be like
%kjnjkmjk1: What the heck is going on
D34D_M4n14: What the hell
Evil Vo1tage: Voltage vs Voltage
+v o 1 t a g e: Ok Evil Vo1tage
+v o 1 t a g e: You want proof?
Evil Vo1tage: Yes
+v o 1 t a g e: Here's your proof
+v o 1 t a g e: https://i.imgur.com/eXdDU2X.jpg
Evil Vo1tage: Anyone can write Voltage on their leg
Asb04: ok i've seen movies with less complex plots
Evil Vo1tage: When play for rigges
Evil Vo1tage: *rigged
Evil Vo1tage: You can't hide from me forever
+v o 1 t a g e: You're not me >:[
Evil Vo1tage: I'm you only stronger
+v o 1 t a g e: help I'm scared
Evil Vo1tage: Hi scared
Evil Vo1tage: I'm Voltage
+v o 1 t a g e: If you're really me
+v o 1 t a g e: say something only I would know
Evil Vo1tage: We're wearing blue socks rn
+v o 1 t a g e: nuh, I'm barefoot
Evil Vo1tage: No I just checked
Evil Vo1tage: Defo wearing blue socks
+v o 1 t a g e: Don't make me prove it
Evil Vo1tage: Feet pics
+v o 1 t a g e: >:[
+v o 1 t a g e: I don't even own a single pair of blue socks
Evil Vo1tage: Yeah cos I stole them all
+v o 1 t a g e: https://i.imgur.com/gUdZy60.png
Evil Vo1tage: If you're actually Voltage
Evil Vo1tage: Tell me something only I would know
+v o 1 t a g e: I'm the one with voice, which means it's definitely me, so theburden of proof on proving identity lies with you
+v o 1 t a g e: faker
Evil Vo1tage: Roomvoice is not a legally recognised position, in the court of law the burden of proof falls on the one making the accusation
Evil Vo1tage: As you are accusing me of not being you
Evil Vo1tage: You must prove it
Asb04: schizophrenia be like
%kjnjkmjk1: What the heck is going on
D34D_M4n14: What the hell
Evil Vo1tage: Voltage vs Voltage
+v o 1 t a g e: Ok Evil Vo1tage
+v o 1 t a g e: You want proof?
Evil Vo1tage: Yes
+v o 1 t a g e: Here's your proof
+v o 1 t a g e: https://i.imgur.com/eXdDU2X.jpg
Evil Vo1tage: Anyone can write Voltage on their leg
Asb04: ok i've seen movies with less complex plots
[08:24:14] Magic Mushie???: Let's go with drugs, it makes sense
[19:24] dnagerbadger: if someone asks you your age, just scream STRANGER DANGER
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: badger dnager
[19:24] dnagerbadger: works everytime
[19:24] dnagerbadger: fuck off
[19:24] tqew: ._.
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: ok but u could probs scream anything and it would work
[19:24] dnagerbadger: my name is DNAGERBADGER
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: anything except "YOURE NOT MY DAD"
[19:24] dnagerbadger: not badger dnager smh
[19:24] dnagerbadger: oh god
[19:25] dnagerbadger: that's a screemshot
[19:25] dnagerbadger: *screenshot
[19:25] tqew: What about "you're not my mom"
[19:25] +T3ch Thieves: you are my mom though
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: badger dnager
[19:24] dnagerbadger: works everytime
[19:24] dnagerbadger: fuck off
[19:24] tqew: ._.
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: ok but u could probs scream anything and it would work
[19:24] dnagerbadger: my name is DNAGERBADGER
[19:24] +T3ch Thieves: anything except "YOURE NOT MY DAD"
[19:24] dnagerbadger: not badger dnager smh
[19:24] dnagerbadger: oh god
[19:25] dnagerbadger: that's a screemshot
[19:25] dnagerbadger: *screenshot
[19:25] tqew: What about "you're not my mom"
[19:25] +T3ch Thieves: you are my mom though
[12:55:47] +Pideous: skarm with u turn would be sick. there are a lot of interesting moves it can run tho, like iron defense. maybe secret power if you're feeling frisky
[12:55:51] +mc56556: If Blissey got a pivot move in DPP, it would be insanely good. Still is quite good, but that would be almost too good to pass up.
[12:56:03] ShortyWithThe40: skarm would be so annoying with uturn lol
[12:56:11] +Pideous: yeah lol
[12:56:14] jojoreference4444: yeah imagie a steel and flying with u turn
[12:56:18] jojoreference4444: thats never gonna happen
[12:56:21] whack teams: corv
[12:56:26] ShortyWithThe40: tf is that
[12:56:30] jojoreference4444: ikr
[12:56:37] jojoreference4444: fakemon msh
[12:56:39] jojoreference4444: its not cap
[12:56:45] whack teams: corvanight its gen 8 tho
[12:56:55] +Pideous: there making a roa joke
[12:57:00] +Pideous: they're *
[12:57:13] whack teams: oh
[12:57:39] jojoreference4444: so anyone up for dpp uu or bw uu
[12:59:28] %Damm u captcha: what's a corviknight pideous
[12:59:47] +Pideous: idk some medieval vegetable i think
[13:00:00] File 13: lol
[13:00:38] %Damm u captcha: it seems it has no answers
[13:01:16] +Pideous: wow can't wait for them to release it
[13:02:20] @t04ster: is corviknight some sort of hieroglyphic
[13:04:33] ShortyWithThe40: its my OC I drew in my 6th grade math book
another day in roa
certified
[12:55:51] +mc56556: If Blissey got a pivot move in DPP, it would be insanely good. Still is quite good, but that would be almost too good to pass up.
[12:56:03] ShortyWithThe40: skarm would be so annoying with uturn lol
[12:56:11] +Pideous: yeah lol
[12:56:14] jojoreference4444: yeah imagie a steel and flying with u turn
[12:56:18] jojoreference4444: thats never gonna happen
[12:56:21] whack teams: corv
[12:56:26] ShortyWithThe40: tf is that
[12:56:30] jojoreference4444: ikr
[12:56:37] jojoreference4444: fakemon msh
[12:56:39] jojoreference4444: its not cap
[12:56:45] whack teams: corvanight its gen 8 tho
[12:56:55] +Pideous: there making a roa joke
[12:57:00] +Pideous: they're *
[12:57:13] whack teams: oh
[12:57:39] jojoreference4444: so anyone up for dpp uu or bw uu
[12:59:28] %Damm u captcha: what's a corviknight pideous
[12:59:47] +Pideous: idk some medieval vegetable i think
[13:00:00] File 13: lol
[13:00:38] %Damm u captcha: it seems it has no answers
[13:01:16] +Pideous: wow can't wait for them to release it
[13:02:20] @t04ster: is corviknight some sort of hieroglyphic
[13:04:33] ShortyWithThe40: its my OC I drew in my 6th grade math book
another day in roa
certified