ITT Post Like You're Jeremy Seinfeld On The Television Show 'Seinfeld', On May 15, 1997

[Albatross]

(to be read outloud in an immaculate Jeremy Seinfeld impression)

So what's the deal with Airplane Food??!???? Could this stuff taste any worse????
It's like, thanks, but no thanks.
I'm still stuffed from that huge bag of smoked almonds!!!!!!!!!!

*sounds of rapturous applause, the entire planet is laughing at this incredible joke, the sound from the applause reaches 1,100 decibels,
creating a black hole from which no comedy can ever hope to escape. He's done it, the mad man's actually done it. He's created The Perfect Joke*


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Anyways now that that's out of the way, for your topic of choice, Post Like You're Jeremy Seinfeld On The Television Show 'Seinfeld', On May 15, 1997.

Slightly Off-Topic

Looks like the Fashion world's finally figured out what a dilf is. Can't wait until they pick up on milfs

 

[Celticpride]

Who’s Jeremy Seinfeld

 

[Celticpride]

My name is Jerome you’d think the kid poking fun at my bit could at least get my name right

 

[zorbees]

Lol I like the fact that you picked the day that the episode "The Summer of George" aired because they actually do make a joke about airline food in that episode, although it was in a mocking sense

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bdf83d8c-5c30-485a-bee7-9b6828dfe353

 

[Albatross]

Lol I like the fact that you picked the day that the episode "The Summer of George" aired because they actually do make a joke about airline food in that episode, although it was in a mocking sense

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bdf83d8c-5c30-485a-bee7-9b6828dfe353

Yeah I couldn't find an actual date for when he actually said it, so I figured that was close enough. I like to minimalise my encounters with Jeremy Seinfeld as much as humanly possible

 

[cookie]

 

[Albatross]

My name is Jerome you’d think the kid poking fun at my bit could at least get my name right

I always do the bare minimum amount of research into every thread I make and make myself look knowledgeable using big words like rapturous and airplane and fancy talk, I'm not spending precious seconds of my life searching up who the What's The Deal With Airplane Food guy's actual name is

 

[Albatross]

I can't believed I'm being clowned on on my own thread, isn't this against the Geneva Convention or something

 

[Mace]

What's the big deal about my wall?
Could it make any less sense? Might as well break them down for breaking the laws of space and time.

Kramer: JERRY THESE ARE LOAD BEARING WALLS! they're not gonna go down...

 

[cookie]

one of my favourite kramer bits is when he claims his meat slicer cuts meat so thinly he can't even see it

 

[zorbees]

Kramer is my favorite character so I have a lot of favorite kramer bits but the one i picked right now is a double dose of physical comedy

1. he knocks on jerry's door with his head
2. the way he clears the table

 

[boo836]

hey has anyone seen Kramer since he joined that "Army of God" church group

 

[Albatross]

With all the recent Kramer appreciation I thought I should add a poll to decide the fate of the thread. Go look at it if you have an opinion on it, or if you’re like me and don’t really care then ignore this message

 

[BLOOD TOTEM]

lol, I know a pretty good Kramer bit

 

[Albatross]

lol, I know a pretty good Kramer bit

It's gonna have to wait for the poll to end unfortunately, right now 3 people have told me to go outside so my feelings are a little hurt

 

[Ullar]

what if the seinfeld cast were ravens at the tower of london

 

[Albatross]

what if the seinfeld cast were ravens at the tower of london

"let's kill a pigeon"
"what? why?"
"it'll be fun jerry cmon"

 

[zorbees]

kramer-posting