what the fuck do i do with my bottom arm when i am the big spoon

[MAMP]

if i put it under her it goes numb, if i put it in front of me then its pressing into her back, if i put it above my head my shoulder hurts. please help me smogoff, my relationships are disintegrating

 

[cookie]

this thread is a thinly veiled humblebrag about having arms

 

[Albatross]

Inside her ass

Edit: to clarify, I mean put your entire arm up her ass like a ventriloquist controlling a puppet. That would be funny I think

 

[Ninahaza]

The big spoon arm placement is one of the many reasons i advocate working out. As a former obese teen now turned to buff heartthrob, i can tell you that having big arms is absolutely a solution. The key is to have her rest her head on the bicep/tricep cushion of dreams that is your arm. Its no pillow replacement, but Laura seems to enjoy laying her head on my arm.

In fact, some girls love laying their head on a nice big arm so much that there are even arm pillows out there one can buy

Just look at how she caresses that bicep.

 

[Ninahaza]

Alternatively, you can also spoon in different positions that are more arm comfort friendly. Below are some examples.

Laura especially loves laying her head on my pecs, so i also strongly advocate working out your chest.
Pro tip: Shave your chest and keep it smooth if you have a lady friend that likes cuddling.

All in all, i look forward to my workout today. This post has really put me in the mood.

pic for those uncomfortable with interracial couples

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[Prof_J]

Well, you could stop lying on the internet, for one.

 

[Oglemi]

Under their neck where their head meets the pillow, or just under the pillow if you lack the skills to find the sweet spot

 

[boo836]

break up with her

 

[Brambane]

hang onto her back like baby anteater

 

[earl]

How To Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah

 

[Gekokeso]

Amputate your arm