ORAS Doubles OU what is this team

[iliketrains11]

Hello guys, This was supposed to be my 100 post RMT but i kinda forgot about that so here it is now​

TRIGGER WARNING: I am terrible at writing so this will probably be completely terrible

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0 Atk Murkrow Foul Play vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hoopa-unbound: 301-355 (100 - 117.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

HOOPA IS NOT A COUNTER​

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RULE: if you use this team, you must use the original nicknames or ur a normie
DON'T STEAL MY RARE TEAM ART​

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Rick Gastly (Gengar) @ Gengarite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 156 HP / 100 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Protect
- Perish Song
- Disable​

Mega Gengar is by far the most important pokemon on this team, without it this team wouldn't work at all. Shadow ball is there because ghost types are meanies. Perish song gets a guaranteed 3HKO on most relevant threats, which is pretty cool. Disable is very useful for when a pokemon has a super effective move or is choice locked, because it forces them to go for a weak move or to struggle. Disable also allows it to collect welfare benefits. The EV spread is nearly 2 years old so i have no idea wtf it does.

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Jimmy Rustles (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Perish Song
- Roost
- Protect
- Foul Play​

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Murkrow is my 2nd perish songer. Murkrow has very high 60/42/42 defences which are great for this team. Foul play is for dealing with ghost types like Aegislash who can switch out from shadow tag. Max HP and max SPdef is a very complicated EV spread that allows it to survive a timid mega gardevoir hyper voice from full HP. It can pretty much survive any special attack used on it. Murkrow gets nice access to snarl.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (Gothitelle) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Flash​

Gothitelle is here for its shadow tag and STAB reflect and light screen. Flash is for when I want to be a mean person and hax people (to take out my anger of being haxed all the time). I use Male Gothitelle to makes it a trap that traps. Protect is there to help stall out turns of perish song. Gothitelle is useful for tanking special attacks for the team. I use sitrus berry to help regain health and it's also high in vitamin C.​

ITS A TARP!!! (Gothorita) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Protect
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Heal Pulse​

Gothorita is here only for the fact that gamefreak sucks and didn't give chandelure shadow tag in gen 6. It's role is the same as Gothitelle's except it gives up it's powerful Flash for STAB heal pulse to help heal team mates. I made it physically defensive to take physical hits better because most of my pokemon are specially defensive. It's bulkier than gothitelle tho so that's cool I guess.​

Justin Bieber (Misdreavus) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Perish Song
- Pain Split
- Will-O-Wisp​

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I used another ghost type because I hate normie types like Kangaskhan. When Misdreavus and Gengar are out, mega kangaskhan literally cant do shit (lmfao @ best mega). With eviolite, it's defenses become pretty much 60/99/152 (tfw u take like 45% from STAB dark moves). I chose will-o-wisp because it helps deal with powerful physical attackers and it also resembles my mixtape. It's nicknamed Justin Bieber because like Justin Bieber, it's singing kills cute animals.

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Safety Dance (Clefable) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Protect
- Follow Me
- Encore
- Soft-Boiled​

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WHEN IS TWAVE SUSPECT TEST PLZ. I run this stupid flame orb just because if I didn't i'd be para'd and lose every game. Seriously ban para. And rock slide. Clefable's main purpose is to follow me for Mega Gengar so he can set up perish song. Encore works well with Mega Gengar's disable to make the opponent not be able to do anything. Soft-boiled is there so I can heal and to add some extra protein to my diet.

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Threat list:

Bad ladder gimmicks
hax
me playing like an idiot
Physical dark types like Bisharp and bulky ghost types​

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shoutouts 2 nerds

Fangame10 ur the biggest nerd of all time I hope u know that
Haruno hi
qsns litwick is not a good pokemon also qsns did 911
Arcticblast hes mean and doesn't let me meme, but hes a nice guy
ty based @davilaivancarlos and @godlikegengarr for being the 2 best users ever n_n
KyleCole http://i.imgur.com/4KrWKos.png
finally STOP PLAYING LEAGUE AND COME BACK TO POKEMONS
shrop05 why do u like bad movies???
SpaceBass not sure if an instrument from space or a fish from space
BLOOD TOTEM what would the doubles room be without chinese cartoon girls
Stratos

thebagman what does ur name even mean
Hashtag tfw u didnt s/o me in ur rmt ;;
xzern ty for making the dank hoopa gif, quality memer
The creators of MS paint for allowing me to create wonderful art
Audiosurfer is a pretty cool guy imo
shaian ty for not being a bully
It Is Guest /warn doomburd, :^)
deoxys speed i think deoxys speed is a pretty cool guy, eh goes fast and doesnt afraid of anything!
Dubtrips come back 2 pokemon u nerd, we need more prankster amoonguss
TGMD made a team more AIDS than this team (fuck bunnies)
kamikaze17 for unintentionally naming this team
other cool guys i couldnt think of anything stupid to say to:
Nido-Rus qwerts Yellow Paint 13ulbasaur Level 51 Memoric n10sit ElegyOfVGC megacyber
I'd also like to thank Obama.

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for people who actually want to use this

Rick Gastly (Gengar) @ Gengarite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 156 HP / 100 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Protect
- Perish Song
- Disable

Jimmy Rustles (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Perish Song
- Roost
- Protect
- Foul Play

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (Gothitelle) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Flash

ITS A TARP!!! (Gothorita) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Protect
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Heal Pulse

Justin Bieber (Misdreavus) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Perish Song
- Pain Split
- Will-O-Wisp

Safety Dance (Clefable) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Protect
- Follow Me
- Encore
- Soft-Boiled