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WARNING! WARNING! AREA HAS BEEN QUARANTINED!
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we need to talk people...
Day 5
After the relatively short day, yesterday, you all awake from your commanded slumber and waltz into the Town Hall, figuring that some of you will be missing again. However you only find one body, the corpse of Phantasia/Hobo Joe. It seems that the killer was somehow able to drain the life force out of Phantasia, as he was more of a husk than dead body.
Phantasia was:
Just when you think it is all clear, Sikh Assassin crashes to the ground violently. Medical personnel come and confirm that he had a seizure and they transport him to the medical center in the basement. The nurses are able to tell that he is in a coma. If he does not receive medical attention or some pills, he will be unable to wake from his slumber. While Sikh Assassin is in a coma, he will not be able to post in the thread, complete night actions, or give away items. He can still be targeted by any abilities that you may have. Also dead talking rules will apply, so he will not be able to tell anyone any information.
With that blue_light bangs his gavel and calls for the lynch to begin.
It is now Day 5, Day 5 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first lynch vote has been cast.
After the relatively short day, yesterday, you all awake from your commanded slumber and waltz into the Town Hall, figuring that some of you will be missing again. However you only find one body, the corpse of Phantasia/Hobo Joe. It seems that the killer was somehow able to drain the life force out of Phantasia, as he was more of a husk than dead body.
Phantasia was:
You all glance around and find no other bodies or missing people, no one was even kidnapped by the infamous Anal Prober.Dear Phantasia,
You are Senator Nathan Petrelli.
Accomplished and selfish, you are the brother of Peter Petrelli and the junior US senator of New York. You have the ability to fly at supersonic speeds and some random ability to shield your skin, clothes, and eyes from being torn apart by the wind. You came to Miami to find your estranged brother Peter, who ran away from New York after he lost his powers. Unfortunately Miami has been quarantined and you are now stuck here until the Swine Flu passes. By aiding the Village People you hope to find your brother Peter and show the press that you are a true American hero (who doesn't like a senator that can kick ass and be a good politician?), no doubt it will make your approval rating go up.
As a "special" person, you have ability to fly at supersonic speeds, this will help greatly in your efforts to save the Village People. Every night you may send a pm to blue_light stating "Night X - Fly Around User". During that night you will pester your target by flying circles around him/her until he/she is forced to target you instead of their intended target (if they use an ability that night).
Also, due to your standing as a US senator when the time comes for a lynch your vote will count as two.
You are allied with the Village People. You win if the Village People win.
Just when you think it is all clear, Sikh Assassin crashes to the ground violently. Medical personnel come and confirm that he had a seizure and they transport him to the medical center in the basement. The nurses are able to tell that he is in a coma. If he does not receive medical attention or some pills, he will be unable to wake from his slumber. While Sikh Assassin is in a coma, he will not be able to post in the thread, complete night actions, or give away items. He can still be targeted by any abilities that you may have. Also dead talking rules will apply, so he will not be able to tell anyone any information.
With that blue_light bangs his gavel and calls for the lynch to begin.
It is now Day 5, Day 5 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first lynch vote has been cast.
lynch macle
fucking killed the bg, reason enough
fucking killed the bg, reason enough
6 votes for Macle, 8 votes needed for majority since Sikh is in a coma.
Lynch Macle. Hurry up and get some scum blood up in this bitch.
Speakig of bitches, I have to say that every time I make a cup of coffee, I am AMAZED at how a teaspoon of instant coffee can create such bitchin goodness. I know that instant coffee is inferior to beans, but it's still awesome.
beans are cool
Speakig of bitches, I have to say that every time I make a cup of coffee, I am AMAZED at how a teaspoon of instant coffee can create such bitchin goodness. I know that instant coffee is inferior to beans, but it's still awesome.
beans are cool
Lynch Macle
Day 5 Lynch
With Macle quickly lynched due to his suspicious involvement with the death of Earthworm and CardsOfTheHeart, blue_light prepares to dictate Macle’s terms of execution. Suddenly, out of nowhere ArticBlast bursts from the shadows, tired and beaten, and stabs Macle hundreds of times with a knife. You all try to find what is more shocking, the reappearance of ArticBlast or the murder of Macle. Surprised at the new development, you all look at Macle’s corpse which has changed back to its original blue appearance.
Macle was:
ArticBlast is officially unvanished and is now part of the game.
Blue_light tells everybody to go back to their homes and for the night.
It is now Night 5, Night 5 will end on Saturday 12:00 AM or when all pms are sent in.
With Macle quickly lynched due to his suspicious involvement with the death of Earthworm and CardsOfTheHeart, blue_light prepares to dictate Macle’s terms of execution. Suddenly, out of nowhere ArticBlast bursts from the shadows, tired and beaten, and stabs Macle hundreds of times with a knife. You all try to find what is more shocking, the reappearance of ArticBlast or the murder of Macle. Surprised at the new development, you all look at Macle’s corpse which has changed back to its original blue appearance.
Macle was:
With everything explained, you all agree that the death of this bad man was the first and hopefully not the last successful lynch of the infiltrators.Dear Macle,
You are Mystique (aka Raven Darkholme).
A shape-shifting mutant with the skills of an expert assassin, that is what makes you deadly. Over one hundred years old, you are also the mother of Nightcrawler (Who does not see the family resemblance?) the X-man. You were hired by <snip> to help bring down the city of Miami. With the quarantine in place and only the Village People and the Black Sheep blocking your way, you can almost taste victory.
With your ability to shape shift you can assume any humanoid form you want. One time only, you may send a pm to blue_light stating "Night X - Kidnap User". During the Night you will kidnap that person for the entirety of the game and receive any items he/she may have in their possession. As long as you hold that person hostage you can assume their form and use any of their abilities, upon inspection you will show up as that person. If you are ever killed, lynched, or removed out of the game you will release your hostage and your hostage will receive any items on your corpse. There are certain people in this game that you cannot kidnap.
The other members of the Assassins are:
<snip>
<snip>
<snip>
You are allied with the Assassins. You win if the Assassins win.
ArticBlast is officially unvanished and is now part of the game.
Blue_light tells everybody to go back to their homes and for the night.
It is now Night 5, Night 5 will end on Saturday 12:00 AM or when all pms are sent in.
but wait, I thought you were a useless role???????????????????????
villager count +1
mafia count -1
(best lynch ever)
villager count +1
mafia count -1
(best lynch ever)
its Arcticblast - no capital b
that was violent :)
that was violent :)
Day 6
Sunlight strikes the glass dome encasing Miami, which stirs the slumbering Village people. You all arrive at the town hall at varying times and find that it has been closed off by some town militia. The town milita and the medics take out a stretcher loaded with a body bag containing Thorns. It seemed that during the night, Thorns was attending to some business at the town hall where he was brutally smashed by blue_light’s gavel multiple times in the head.
Thorns was:
“Oh no, it’s Veedrock!” exclaims Lonelyness.
As everyone stares intently at Veedrock, he takes a step forward and plummets to the ground, breaking all the bones in his body and crushing his skull on the asphalt below.
Veedrock was:
Blue_light bangs his cleaned gavel and calls for the lynch to begin.
(Stoo has been subbed out for CyzirVisheen)
It is now Day 6, Day 6 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first lynch vote is cast.
Sunlight strikes the glass dome encasing Miami, which stirs the slumbering Village people. You all arrive at the town hall at varying times and find that it has been closed off by some town militia. The town milita and the medics take out a stretcher loaded with a body bag containing Thorns. It seemed that during the night, Thorns was attending to some business at the town hall where he was brutally smashed by blue_light’s gavel multiple times in the head.
Thorns was:
With the mysterious evil prosecutor dead, you all stare upon a lonely figure standing on the roof of the courthouse.Dear Thorns,
You are Manfred Von Karma.
You were the once the greatest prosecutor of all time, but that was of course until Phoenix Wright caught you trying to get your revenge on Miles Edgeworth. You were transferred to Miami after an incident at your old prison. When the Swine Flu arrived at Miami the prisons broke open and flooded the streets with criminals, you included. You have much experience with the court of law and you know your way around negotiations. You have decided to ally yourself with the Black Sheep to ensure your freedom.
You do not have much in terms of physical abilities, but you are a very accomplished prosecutor. One time only you may send a pm to blue_light stating "Night X - Initiate Trial". The following day instead of the person with the most votes getting lynched, the second person with the most votes will be framed for a crime and lynched instead. In the event that there is a tie, the people with the most votes will all be lynched.
<snip>
The other members of the Black Sheep are:
<snip>
<snip>
<snip>
You are allied with the Black Sheep. You win if the Black Sheep win and you have a successful Trial.
“Oh no, it’s Veedrock!” exclaims Lonelyness.
As everyone stares intently at Veedrock, he takes a step forward and plummets to the ground, breaking all the bones in his body and crushing his skull on the asphalt below.
Veedrock was:
With the apparent death of another Black Sheep you all rejoice as this game may finally be turning around. Of course you also notice that Lady Platina has vanished and that the Anal Prober has not secured a victim for the day!Dear Veedrock,
You are Mr. Edward Hyde.
You used to be Doctor Walter Bishop, an acclaimed scientist with good intentions until you drank a potion. This potion separated your good side from your bad side and created an alter ego Mister Edward Hyde. However, after years of battling between the two sides the mind that used be known as Doctor Walter Bishop has died. You are completely evil and despicable and nothing is beneath you. You arrived at Miami to start a new career in crime. Lucky for you, the Swine Flu and the quarantine has left Miami open to you like a orchard ready for the picking. You have decided to ally yourself with the Black Sheep, a group of rejects and outcasts of society, to expand your horizons.
You love going out at night and wrecking havoc, but your favorite past time is stealing. Every night you must send a pm to blue_light stating "Night X - Steal from User". Failure to send in a pm will cause you to revert back to Doctor Walter Bishop and will result in your suicide. That night you will steal all items that person has in their possession.
Also if you are ever inspected you will show up as Doctor Walter Bishop:
The other members of the Black Sheep are:Dear Veedrock,
You are Doctor Walter Bishop.
You are the enigmatic doctor from the hit TV series "Fringe". A mad scientist of sorts you were a leading government researcher in "Fringe" science. You have many little inventions and devices that you have created over the years that can do remarkable things like reading a person's thoughts or even transferring consciousness from one person to the next. With an estimated IQ of 196 you have been deemed by the masses to be the next great scientist. You came to Miami along with Agent Olivia Dunham to help find a real cure to the Swine Flu outbreak that has killed millions.
You brought with you the device that will allow you to communicate with the dead. Dead talking rules do not apply to you when you are alive. The dead will be notified that it is not against the rules to talk to you after death.
Along with your machine that can talk with dead people, you also have found the formula needed to cure this strain of Swine Flu, but you will need 3 ingredients: Ephedrine, Red Phosphorus, and Iodine.
You are allied with the Village People. You win if the Village People win.
Thorns, Manfred Von Karma
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<snip>
<snip>
You are allied with the Black Sheep. You win if the Black Sheep win.
Blue_light bangs his cleaned gavel and calls for the lynch to begin.
(Stoo has been subbed out for CyzirVisheen)
It is now Day 6, Day 6 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first lynch vote is cast.
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