EPIC SUN SD SPECS DD EXPLOSION
This team requires a lot of skill so i dont recommend anyone use it or they will likely lose, the reason of course being its so hard to use because of the skill which was mentioned previously in this here explanation. On another note, this team follows a very simple philosophy:
"He who is strongest wins" -Someone somewhere
Following that I am of course obligated to use Darmanitan, ideally i would lead Torkoal flex with an overheat and go into Darmanitan to win the game on turn 2, but somehow that did not work all the time. I was sad.
So I took that sadness and made it my weapon, I shed my tears in the form of clicking hyper voice with Sylveon. As I watched my opponents tremble in fear of this demon who so casually wore glasses in the battle I had a moment of catharsis. I was no longer sad.
Then I had to add Haxorus per the strong rule, some might say this mon needs to banned but I think thats animal abuse so I called peta on Ramolost, it was a success and he went to jail. I opt to use Dragon Dance because sometimes people will use faster mons than mine and that bothers me, I can't be slower. I was angry. Using three moves which were all picked based on incredibly hard requirements I ended up with Outrage, Earthquake and Poison Jab. The reason being: Outrage represents my anger, Earthquake represents how Rotom is nothing but a pebble. Poison jab has poison, so even if I lose, on their way to the Pokemon Center their mon might die to poison so I have the last laugh.
Cobalion fits a great niche on my team, it has close combat and beats Umbreon/Sylveon. I was gonna use Occa Berry to flex on Chandelure/Darmanitan but I realized that would be too easy, there is no fun to be had if the opponent is having his brain blowned by even the smallest details. To make up for that I used Life Orb, as a handicap to myself so that I can not instantly win with it and they have an out. I am good.
As my last mon i decided to use Lucario, i had nothing close to it on the team yet and his role is hard to fill. For every Hyper voice clicked there is an Extreme Speed revenge killing whoever stands between me and a Big Mac. I used Adamant because speed means nothing.
So please rate my team and vote for me. Remember the true people come from the dside and the yes is ok. Alligator
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