Fireburn
BARN ALL
SM Ubers: M Dragon vs HunterStorm
ORAS Ubers: Pohjis vs Lacus Clyne
ADV Ubers: zf vs Melle2402
Tiebreaker matches remain best of three.
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I am ready for my team to crush your "irrelevant players" like thisAh! I heard about you, Gunner Rohan! I lead the THE BURNING RED WHITE KYUREMS! You can call me LANCE the dragon trainer! You know that dragons are mythical POKéMON! They're hard to catch and raise, but their powers are superior! They're virtually indestructible! Well, are you ready to lose? Your UBERS PREMIER LEAGUE challenge ends with me, Gunner Rohan!
Please just shut up now. You're embarrassing yourself. Go have some sweet to neutralise all that salt.Need to make one clarification: the phrase "GLORY TO OUR IMMINENT VICTORY!" is BANNED from ubers, and therefore the tiebreak.
On another note:
SM Ubers: M Dragon vs HunterStorm
ORAS Ubers: Pohjis vs Lacus Clyne
ADV Ubers: zf vs Melle2402
Predicting a clean sweep for the stinky fruits, although kyus might win one in Lacus.
If they don't they'll prob hax the one you'd expect durians to win, as hax has been in their favor the entirety of upl.
Hf though and go durians!
Also Lance why is the music in your post half an hour long?
Was waiting on that 40K words post to match it but alas.
Idk if this is the saddest and most ridiculous attempt at belittling a team's accomplishments that I've ever seen, but it's gotta be close. I guess we're just gonna completely ignore the fact that the Durians were 0-2 down week 1 and haxed Outrage to grab the series. Or that Lacus had some terrible luck after the game from which you've posted replays and ended up losing g2 because of two back to back parahaxes (which were the only way she'd lose). Or how the toxic miss from my game was completely irrelevant as you got the toxic 4 turns later and still couldn't change shit or how the blades miss only gave me a kill on ray which was being walled shitless by Celesteela, anyway. Then you post other shit like dual rachi flinches which are not rare or unheard of at all. Or a fire blast miss or dpulse flinch as if that's the first time it has ever happened. It's come down to a point where any RNG at all, no matter how irrelevant or likely to happen it is, is suddenly treated as a hate crime committed by the player, who has no control over it. But ofc everyone decides to blow you off anyway because they like visiting the pages of tours they are no longer a part of and post predictions that nobody cares about and hating the Kyurems has become 'the cool thing to do'. It's just sad that a team that has been performing well needs to stoop down to such juvenile behaviour to get a few cheap likes. Ik this wont go down well with the Ubers community, but I'll say it anyway, most of y'all need to grow the fuck up.kyurems when they "glorify" their victories after being 0-2 down
The opposing Groudon used Toxic!
Arceus avoided the attack!
The opposing Groudon used Precipice Blades!
Xerneas avoided the attack!
Arceus used Swords Dance!
Arceus's Attack rose sharply!
The opposing Diancie used Toxic!
Arceus avoided the attack!
Arceus used Shadow Claw!
It's super effective! A critical hit! The opposing Giratina lost 90.2% of its health!
The opposing Giratina used Will-O-Wisp!
Arceus avoided the attack!
The opposing Palkia used Fire Blast!
Darkrai avoided the attack!
Darkrai used Dark Pulse!
The opposing Kyogre lost 26.9% of its health!
The opposing Kyogre is fast asleep.
The opposing Kyogre flinched and couldn't move!
Turn 23
Jirachi used Iron Head!
It's not very effective... The opposing Palkia lost 16.8% of its health!
The opposing Palkia flinched and couldn't move!
Turn 24
Jirachi used Iron Head!
It's not very effective... The opposing Palkia lost 15.9% of its health!
The opposing Palkia fainted!
go durians i guess
Dude, you literally roasted Lucos because he predicted you to lose lol.HunterStorm said:post predictions that nobody cares about
Need to make one clarification: the phrase "GLORY TO OUR IMMINENT VICTORY!" is BANNED from ubers, and therefore the tiebreak.
Predicting a clean sweep for the stinky fruits, although kyus might win one in Lacus.
If they don't they'll prob hax the one you'd expect durians to win, as hax has been in their favor the entirety of upl.
No. I couldn't care less about your predictions. It's about trying to victimise yourself and saying 'Oh, they got lucky and they beat us. They'll probably be lucky if they win again.'Dude, you literally roasted Lucos because he predicted you to lose lol.
Instead of calling out other people you should focus on winning your games.
Hype for the ORAS games btw. Gl to both~
#FreeSoweeb
You should either chill or accept that you take stuff seriously (you clearly care since you feel the urge to resond to everything that semi concerns you)No. I couldn't care less about your predictions. It's about trying to victimise yourself and saying 'Oh, they got lucky and they beat us. They'll probably be lucky if they win again.'
I'm focussing just fine, and have been doing p well considering I don't even fucking play this tier and am 4-0. You've been here all along and (edit) struggled to get half the wins I did and played more games.
Sorry about the inaccuracy earlier. No one really cares about the idiot who doesn't get a dark blue after the week.