Think of a guy

BestDatrix

BestDatrix

Yung Dramps said:
Guy who does the most insane helicopter parent shit possible until their kid can watch the Star Wars original trilogy so they go in with the reveal of Vader being Luke's father unspoiled
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Guy who sees that guy and decides to let his kids see Star Wars when they're 6 in order to not have to do the helicopter shit but still get the reveal that they probably won't even remember.
On a side note, Star Wars is extremely cool when you're 6 and it's the best thing ever.
 
Troubadour1

Troubadour1

BestDatrix said:
Guy who sees that guy and decides to let his kids see Star Wars when they're 6 in order to not have to do the helicopter shit but still get the reveal that they probably won't even remember.
On a side note, Star Wars is extremely cool when you're 6 and it's the best thing ever.
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Am 6, can confirm
 

zf

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aurora said:
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zf said:
Guy who posts:


ARE YOU TIRED OF GHOSTS?

DO YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD GO UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITHOUT BEING TOLD "GET OUT... GET OUT..."

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SILPH SCOPE. THE REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO SEE GHOSTS IN PLACES YOU NEVER COULD BEFORE.

WITH JUST TWO EASY STEPS YOU CAN REVEAL GHOSTS OF ANY SIZE. JUST EQUIP IN YOUR PACK AND PRESS A. IT'S THAT EASY.

FORGET USING FORSIGHT. YOU DON'T NEED A MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES!

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE POCKET-SIZED DEVON SCOPE! IT CAN REVEAL INVISIBLE OBJECTS YOU NORMALLY COULD NEVER SEE.

FOR A PRODUCT THIS GREAT YOU WON'T PAY 100, NOT 200, NOT EVEN 300 DOLLARS! IN FACT, THIS GREAT DEAL CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $19.95! THAT'S RIGHT! JUST $19.95! SO CALL RIGHT NOW. OR I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER.

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zf stealing content yet again, stop giving this man your reacts

source: https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/billy-mays-here.62890/
 
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