"A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Tuesday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer." The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down, "Why not on Tuesday?" A voice from in the well shouts back, "Because on Tuesday, it's your day in the well."
Hello!!! I am zf (a 26 year old hardworking Bitch from New jersey). some of you may recognize me from my alter ego, zf - esteemed smogon tour player, with such great accomplishments as winning wcop (to the french), losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing classic playoffs (to the french), and former owner of the renowned title BANNED DEUCER. Others may recognize me from my main alt and illustrious career on the premier pokemon battling forums, serebii.net.
Believe it or not, my side hustle is chemical engineering. Like making drugs and shit. But legally... for a guy... who may or may not work at the CVS down the road. And in my free time, I enjoy using biochemically active substances (the ILLEGAL kind. which I do NOT make... for a guy.. who may or may not work at the CVS down the road). I developed these skills thru months of living in a van in the North American wilderness, and frequenting nihlistic, sometimes ritualistic gatherings on the beaches north of San Diego. Oh, and also university.
I now reside inREDACTED. when i moved here from NJ, i adopted a lovely border collie mutt from the local shelter whom i love very much ( She's... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... it... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out!).
In about 0.75 years, i shall OBTAIN my professional engineering license, which may or may not lead to an entirely new life. A new identity... crafted around my love of fluid dynamics... the ASME code... and the NEC... what a wonderous future!!! Who knows what will happen... But in the meantime, I plan to WIN the next smogon classic. And the physique of a 1990s lead animé man character (shirtless).
After I finish working, I will buy a sailboat and retire to a life at sea... hydroponically growing my favourite plants...
ASK me ANYTHING.... for I am the voice in the Well... the one who Understands.
At least for the week
Hello!!! I am zf (a 26 year old hardworking Bitch from New jersey). some of you may recognize me from my alter ego, zf - esteemed smogon tour player, with such great accomplishments as winning wcop (to the french), losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing spl, losing classic playoffs (to the french), and former owner of the renowned title BANNED DEUCER. Others may recognize me from my main alt and illustrious career on the premier pokemon battling forums, serebii.net.
Believe it or not, my side hustle is chemical engineering. Like making drugs and shit. But legally... for a guy... who may or may not work at the CVS down the road. And in my free time, I enjoy using biochemically active substances (the ILLEGAL kind. which I do NOT make... for a guy.. who may or may not work at the CVS down the road). I developed these skills thru months of living in a van in the North American wilderness, and frequenting nihlistic, sometimes ritualistic gatherings on the beaches north of San Diego. Oh, and also university.
I now reside in
In about 0.75 years, i shall OBTAIN my professional engineering license, which may or may not lead to an entirely new life. A new identity... crafted around my love of fluid dynamics... the ASME code... and the NEC... what a wonderous future!!! Who knows what will happen... But in the meantime, I plan to WIN the next smogon classic. And the physique of a 1990s lead animé man character (shirtless).
After I finish working, I will buy a sailboat and retire to a life at sea... hydroponically growing my favourite plants...
ASK me ANYTHING.... for I am the voice in the Well... the one who Understands.
At least for the week