[THANK GOD IT'S OVER] Caffeine Presents: Challenge Cup Chaos 2022

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DESPITE BEING POSTED ON APRIL 1ST, I AM ACTUALLY HOSTING THIS TOURNAMENT.

Not approved by anyone, posted anyway.
IT'S THE FIRST EVER CAFFEINATED CHALLENGE CUP CHAOS WOOOOO

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Already we have seen two champions rise in glory thanks to the Smogoff Rands tournaments. This year, I wanted to double it. I walked confidently into the Smogoff staff room and demanded "THIS YEAR, WE SHALL HOLD TWO RANDBATS TOURNAMENTS."

"Piss off".

"Right... can I host a challenge cup 1v1 tournament instead?"

"I... look, we have more important things to do. Just fuck off already."

LO, HERE WE ARE, THE FIRST CHALLENGE CUP CHAOS OF THIS CENTURY!

First, we need rules:

1. Only 64 of you will be allowed in. Get it while it's hot.​
2. Only one battle will decide the victor of each match. That's right, all matches are best of 1.​

Look, I didn't say we needed a lot of rules.

So get your "in's" in quick, and you could be the owner of... nothing. I can't make banners. Maybe ask if Kalalokki will give you one, idk.

 

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Participants:

1. Bog Monster
2. DuckeryDoodle
3. HydrogenHydreigon
4. Dorron
5. BP
6. ThatOneSpork
7. Mace
8. Total Clefairy
9. doc1203
10. phoopes
11. gvmgvm40
12. az
13. M24
14. Fishy
15. Myzozoa
16. Celever
17. shadowpea
18. Camden
19. Ullar
20. dave

 

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A better version of the rules I didn't include because I didn't want to ruin the structure of the post:

• Matches are Best of 1 Challenge Cup 1v1 matches.
• Rounds will last 48 hours, with a 24 hour extension being available to people who ask reeeeaaaalllly nicely.
• If your opponent is inactive, send proof of contact and I will assess what to do.
• While 64 people would be nice, I'll stop signups if we hit a convenient number and it's obvious we won't be getting anyone else.

 

[az]

reserved

 

[antemortem]

reserving the above three posts

 

[antemortem]

in

 

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View attachment 416085

qdb is this a-way -> https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogon-quote-database.3670219

remember to tip me some posting points for your reaction stealing.

 

[Bog Monster]

in

 

[Low-Key]

reservedin

 

[Ducky]

in

 

[HydrogenHydreigon]

in

 

[Dorron]

in

 

[BP]

INNNNNNNNNN like what happens when I go to your mom's house

 

[ThatOneSpork]

I'm in. I play challenge cup 1v1. Not well mind you, but I do play it.

 

[Mace]

I was not in your mother sadly but your sister was nice.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

yea go on then

 

[doc1203]

In

 

[phoopes]

in there like swimwear

 

[gvmgvm40]

in

 

[CaffeineBoost]

you may post now.

 

[az]

FINALLY

in

 

[Ehmcee]

In

 

[doipy hooves]

I'm out.

 

[Fishy]

LEMME IN LEMME IN

 

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Some of you may have noticed that the first letter of each line spells "APRIL FOOLS"

It's now April 2nd in the UK, so it's time to confess that this was an April fools joke.

Now. You may have thought that because this was a joke, it was fake. Nothing posted during April fools is ever real, yes?

No! No, no, no!

This tournament is real. You can smell it, you can taste it... it's here, and it's here to stay. It's a joke of a tournament... but it's still a tournament.

THIS TOURNAMENT IS REAL. I WILL ACTUALLY HOST THIS. JOIN! JOIN! JOIN!