Conkadonk is the funny man
Conkeldurr @ Assault Vest
Ability: Guts
EVs: 212 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Mach Punch
- Ice Punch
- Knock Off
Ive gotten my Salamence smashed on ladder by this set, literally every mence just switches in one the big nosed guy, if you click ice punch they get inmediately owned, even if you dont inmediately click ice punch on the switch you can still tank the hurricane and just delete them from existance.
Drain Punch keeps us nice and healthy so that we don't get put into range easily, not the most creative submission but honestly it works, AV also gives the ability to trade with chandelure and aegislash.
CALCS
252 SpA Salamence Hurricane vs. 212 HP / 0 SpD Assault Vest Conkeldurr: 306-360 (75.7 - 89.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
-1 252+ Atk Conkeldurr Ice Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 308-364 (93 - 109.9%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
-1 252+ Atk Conkeldurr Mach Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 30-36 (9 - 10.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
(Ice punch + mach punch always kills)