There once lived a man named ShakeItUp. He was well-respected throughout the land for his fearsome skill. He lived in a green house made of bricks, and he enjoyed this house very much. One day, he was prancing through the meadow when he stumbled upon a rock. This rock was shaped like a person's head. Shake thought that this rock was peculiar, so he took it home to his green house made of bricks, and went to sleep. The next day, when he looked at the rock again, it had strangely grown a little bit, and it not only resembled just a head now but a head along with a neck. Over the next few days, every time Shake would wake up, he would find that the rock had gotten just a bit bigger each time. After a while, the rock resembled the complete body of a human being. Shake knew that there was something weird about this rock, so he dragged it out of his house and dropped it on the grass in front. Coincidentally, there was a very rare red panda giving birth to a slightly less rare red panda. At this time, the rock magically came to life and a person was formed out of the rock. This rock, by the power of red pandas, was Nails.
Shake did not know what to do with Nails. Luckily, Nails could walk, talk, and eat without much trouble. Over the next months, Nails and Shake grew to be good friends. Given that Nails had formed out of the essence of a rock, Shake felt obligated to let Nails live in his home. The two of them went on daily walks through the very meadow where Shake had first found the rock that turned out to be Nails. For many days, nothing else special happened. But then, on another fateful day, instead of walking, Shake decided that he wanted to prance instead. Nails decided to prance along with him, so the two of them went through the meadow without a care in the world. However, all of a sudden, Nails went down to the ground. It turned out that he had been bitten by a minuscule bug. This bug was no ordinary bug, as it suddenly enlarged greatly. The bug was no longer minuscule, and in fact was no longer a bug. The bug had turned into a person. This bug, was SilentVerse.
Unlike Nails, SilentVerse did not want to stay in Shake's home. He did not want to be reminded of the bug life that he left behind. So, SV went off into the wilderness to find his own path. He would not be heard from for some time. Shake did not know what to make of his whole situation. First, a rock had turned into a person, and now a bug? Shake journeyed back into that fateful meadow to find out what was really going on. Nails did not come along, as he discovered that he had an unnatural bonding to red pandas, and he made it his life's goal to seek them out. So, while Shake was back in the meadow, Nails was back at their home, pondering life. Shake went through the meadow for a long time, until he came to some woods. Looking for answers, Shake journeyed deeper into these dark woods until he stumbled upon an old hermit. When Shake went to ask who this hermit was, he was mysteriously knocked unconscious.
When he awoke, Shake was tied to a chair in a cave with only a single candle to see. Suddenly, the candle went out. Then, Shake saw the hermit with a flashlight illuminating his body. The hermit introduced himself as atomicllamas. Llamas revealed that he was indeed a wizard, and he had specifically sought Shake out. Llamas needed Shake's assistance to defeat the most gruesome of all foes, the evil dictator Molk. Molk simply did whatever he wanted to do with zero regard for the opinions of others. Llamas knew that Shake had a very special gift; a gift that only he could unlock. Llamas did some kind of ancient chant, and amazingly, out of Shake's nipples came blades, BLADES OF FURY. Llamas knew that the most dangerous and awesome weapons were only present in the nipples of only the greatest warriors. Shake was let free, and told that llamas would seek him out again when the time was right.
Shake returned home to Nails and discussed what had just happened with him. Nails was confused, and frankly his mind was only on red pandas, so nothing could get through to him. However, Shake accepted his newfound destiny, and went to sleep. After a few years, Shake and Nails were still living together, although they rarely talked anymore. Shake was taking a walk to the village when he saw SilentVerse coming to meet him. They had not spoken in years, and it would have been awkward if SV had not brought his friends Honko and Oglemi with him. The four of them instantly clicked, and their posse rocked the village that night. But during that night, as they were all getting ready to part ways again, they were spotted by none other than Molk himself. Molk's tyranny had only gotten worse since llamas had told Shake about him. Molk recognized that the four friends could pose a threat to his power, and brought them to his dungeon.
In the dungeon, they realized that they were not going to get out of there without a fight. Luckily, Shake looked up, and saw llamas also with them in the dungeon. Llamas told Shake that the time had not come, but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up in the quest to overthrow Molk. The five of them overpowered the dungeon keepers and made their way to Molk. When they finally reached him, Molk sat on his regal throne and was not impressed at all. SilentVerse was the first to jump into battle. Unfortunately, Molk literally made SV a liability, and it was an easy victory. Next, it was Honko's turn to fight Molk. Honko was not easily made into a liability, and it was a very even fight. Eventually though, Molk got the upper hand, and Honko was also defeated. Llamas knew that they couldn't hope to defeat Molk with only fists, so he once again tried to activate Shake's NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY. However, it was a time-consuming process, and the last member of the team, Oglemi, needed to make a stand.
Oglemi only needed to buy llamas enough time to prepare Shake's nipples. With a sense of purpose, Oglemi matched Molk move for move. Their bout was breathtaking, and neither of them could win. But Oglemi did what he needed to do, and Shake was finally ready to defeat Molk. Shake's NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY instantly decimated Molk, saving the land from his tyrannical dictatorship. However, the victory did not come without costs, as llamas, Oglemi, Honko, and SilentVerse were also caught in the crossfire. Shake's nipples went out of control, and everything that his blades touched perished. With the great power of the NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY came a great price. Dejected, Shake returned home to see Nails. There was more tragedy though, as Nails had choked on a red panda and had also died. With undoubtedly the greatest power in the land, Shake came to inherit Molk's throne, and he became a recluse. The only time that Shake saw other people was when a young prodigy named Double01 came to murder Shake in his sleep, but Double01 went 0 for 5 in his attempts.
Eventually, Shake died in his sleep, with the weight of what he had done bearing down on him for decades. His kingdom went into chaos, and the world never enjoyed a period of peace for a very long time.
Shake did not know what to do with Nails. Luckily, Nails could walk, talk, and eat without much trouble. Over the next months, Nails and Shake grew to be good friends. Given that Nails had formed out of the essence of a rock, Shake felt obligated to let Nails live in his home. The two of them went on daily walks through the very meadow where Shake had first found the rock that turned out to be Nails. For many days, nothing else special happened. But then, on another fateful day, instead of walking, Shake decided that he wanted to prance instead. Nails decided to prance along with him, so the two of them went through the meadow without a care in the world. However, all of a sudden, Nails went down to the ground. It turned out that he had been bitten by a minuscule bug. This bug was no ordinary bug, as it suddenly enlarged greatly. The bug was no longer minuscule, and in fact was no longer a bug. The bug had turned into a person. This bug, was SilentVerse.
Unlike Nails, SilentVerse did not want to stay in Shake's home. He did not want to be reminded of the bug life that he left behind. So, SV went off into the wilderness to find his own path. He would not be heard from for some time. Shake did not know what to make of his whole situation. First, a rock had turned into a person, and now a bug? Shake journeyed back into that fateful meadow to find out what was really going on. Nails did not come along, as he discovered that he had an unnatural bonding to red pandas, and he made it his life's goal to seek them out. So, while Shake was back in the meadow, Nails was back at their home, pondering life. Shake went through the meadow for a long time, until he came to some woods. Looking for answers, Shake journeyed deeper into these dark woods until he stumbled upon an old hermit. When Shake went to ask who this hermit was, he was mysteriously knocked unconscious.
When he awoke, Shake was tied to a chair in a cave with only a single candle to see. Suddenly, the candle went out. Then, Shake saw the hermit with a flashlight illuminating his body. The hermit introduced himself as atomicllamas. Llamas revealed that he was indeed a wizard, and he had specifically sought Shake out. Llamas needed Shake's assistance to defeat the most gruesome of all foes, the evil dictator Molk. Molk simply did whatever he wanted to do with zero regard for the opinions of others. Llamas knew that Shake had a very special gift; a gift that only he could unlock. Llamas did some kind of ancient chant, and amazingly, out of Shake's nipples came blades, BLADES OF FURY. Llamas knew that the most dangerous and awesome weapons were only present in the nipples of only the greatest warriors. Shake was let free, and told that llamas would seek him out again when the time was right.
Shake returned home to Nails and discussed what had just happened with him. Nails was confused, and frankly his mind was only on red pandas, so nothing could get through to him. However, Shake accepted his newfound destiny, and went to sleep. After a few years, Shake and Nails were still living together, although they rarely talked anymore. Shake was taking a walk to the village when he saw SilentVerse coming to meet him. They had not spoken in years, and it would have been awkward if SV had not brought his friends Honko and Oglemi with him. The four of them instantly clicked, and their posse rocked the village that night. But during that night, as they were all getting ready to part ways again, they were spotted by none other than Molk himself. Molk's tyranny had only gotten worse since llamas had told Shake about him. Molk recognized that the four friends could pose a threat to his power, and brought them to his dungeon.
In the dungeon, they realized that they were not going to get out of there without a fight. Luckily, Shake looked up, and saw llamas also with them in the dungeon. Llamas told Shake that the time had not come, but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up in the quest to overthrow Molk. The five of them overpowered the dungeon keepers and made their way to Molk. When they finally reached him, Molk sat on his regal throne and was not impressed at all. SilentVerse was the first to jump into battle. Unfortunately, Molk literally made SV a liability, and it was an easy victory. Next, it was Honko's turn to fight Molk. Honko was not easily made into a liability, and it was a very even fight. Eventually though, Molk got the upper hand, and Honko was also defeated. Llamas knew that they couldn't hope to defeat Molk with only fists, so he once again tried to activate Shake's NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY. However, it was a time-consuming process, and the last member of the team, Oglemi, needed to make a stand.
Oglemi only needed to buy llamas enough time to prepare Shake's nipples. With a sense of purpose, Oglemi matched Molk move for move. Their bout was breathtaking, and neither of them could win. But Oglemi did what he needed to do, and Shake was finally ready to defeat Molk. Shake's NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY instantly decimated Molk, saving the land from his tyrannical dictatorship. However, the victory did not come without costs, as llamas, Oglemi, Honko, and SilentVerse were also caught in the crossfire. Shake's nipples went out of control, and everything that his blades touched perished. With the great power of the NIPPLE BLADES OF FURY came a great price. Dejected, Shake returned home to see Nails. There was more tragedy though, as Nails had choked on a red panda and had also died. With undoubtedly the greatest power in the land, Shake came to inherit Molk's throne, and he became a recluse. The only time that Shake saw other people was when a young prodigy named Double01 came to murder Shake in his sleep, but Double01 went 0 for 5 in his attempts.
Eventually, Shake died in his sleep, with the weight of what he had done bearing down on him for decades. His kingdom went into chaos, and the world never enjoyed a period of peace for a very long time.