Roasting trash talkers: funny moments

[VTaxi]

ITT post your funny roasts

personal favorite

Oh so you have a mental deficiency?
I’m sorry for your loss.

Or the classic

No you

(not meant to insult anyone)

 

[LordThemberchaud]

This one

Long

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*s off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godd*mn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

this seems mean. if someone is "trash talking" me i like to reach out. offer to be their friend, their confidante. i find it helps to talk things over, figure out what's going on behind the scenes. most people just need someone to talk to, y'know? zen n all that. peace out

 

[Astra]

why yo forehead so big

 

[TheUltraFinder]

"I hope your day is as wonderful as you are"
I found this somewhere, but forgot where, sorry

 

[AV Cosmoem]

"that play was really bad"
"i was inspired by you"