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[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

musical genres as porn categories

folk-porn
post-porn
sludge-porn
power-porn

<DoomVM> I once downloaded an album tagged as "slamming brutal death metal"

 

[alamaster]

doom-porn
death-porn
pop-porn

am i doin it rite

 

[syrim]

this was my idea as a spiritual leader.

salsa porn.

 

[Ampharos]

k-porn

 

[syrim]

thug porn

acoustic porn

 

[RODAN]

crunk porn

bojangles porn

 

[Zacchaeus]

R&Porn
Smooth porn
Skaporn

 

[syrim]

orchestral porn

 

[syrim]

whale porn

 

[Fatecrashers]

industrial porn
ragtime porn

 

[Improbability]

Gregorian chant porn

 

[forks]

shoe-porn
porn fusion
electroporn
progressive porn
mongolian throat porn

 

[Improbability]

THIS TOPIC HAS NOW BEEN EXTENDED TO ARTISTS AS TITLES OF PORNOS

Weezer: Busty milf takes massive load to the throat.

 

[RODAN]

dragonforce: a group of d and d nerds decide to hit the town

vanilla ice: a visit to the polar ice caps turns risque

panic! at the disco: an orgy breaks out at the local disco

beastie boys: 3 best friends have the time of their life at the zoo

beach boys: at the local nude beach there are no women. how will the men cope?

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

classic porn

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

radiohead: bill is cruising on 91 fm when all of a sudden he feels a little warm in his pants................

THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.: the biggest in town goes for a joyride!

eminem: things start to get a little too sweet when casey whips out a bag of candy

 

[Matthew]

For future reference:
I'd watch the shit out of folk-porn

 

[blarajan]

my chemical romance: a group of druggies decide to get frisky

parkway drive: driving parking fucking

finger eleven: need i say it

 

[Hugendugen]

boy & bear: ....

minus the bear: just the boy

 

[alamaster]

black sabbath - african americans fornicating on friday

mewithoutyou - masturbation

rise against - where a male sticks his flaccid penis on the skin of a woman and waits to get an erection

 

[Improbability]

The Vaccines: Sally was home alone one night when she started feeling sick. With the local clinic closed, she called for the help of a travelling troupe of doctors to make her feel better. Move over Bangbus, The Vaccines are in town.


At The Drive In: Somehow, Billy had a feeling that this Summer would be the best one yet...

 

[Coronis]

fall out boy - just can't keep it in

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

tenacious D

 

[Hugendugen]

buzzcocks: that aint honey

 

[Improbability]

Little Red: All the better to eat you with my dear ;)