Because...I bragged about Dallas so much more than 10 games into the season. Oh wait never at any point ever.
Of all the NBA teams I said mattered, the only time one exited the playoffs was when it faced one of the other teams I said mattered. The two teams I said mattered the least because of pace are out of the playoffs because no team can win playing the 1st or 2nd fastest pace (they will lose 99.6% before the finals, so basically pray for the CH baby). Yes I use statistics, I use statistics to be fucking right, although honestly this season it was not hard without them because the bad teams were so outmatched.
In order my rankings for making finals/relevant NBA teams were
Heat #1 Thunder #2 Spurs #3 Clippers #4 Grizzlies #5 Pacers #6 Knicks a ridiculously distant barely relevant #7
In order my rankings for winning a finals/extremely relevant NBA teams
Heat #1 Clippers #2 Pacers #3 Grizzlies #4 Spurs #5 Knicks #6 Thunder #7 (Spurs and Grizzlies would both be historically anomalous in ways that are hard to compare...and really the Knicks play literally opposed to their strengths, if they win I will be completely fucking stunned)
I mean you can falsely fixate on what I say all you like and misconstrue it. The fact of the matter is that this year was extremely simple to analyze with or without statistics, and the only way I can be exactly "wrong" is if the Warriors, Nets, or Bulls win a title, all highly improbable. If the Heat, Pacers, or sort of Grizzlies (it would fit perfectly well with both the maxims that a team almost always has to win with D first + that D wins almost all championships, it would just be stunning for a team to play the slowest pace and pull it off, only Pistons ever played that slow and even made a finals, but they took it to the brink when they did) win a title then this year will be the same as 85% of years. If the Spurs win the title, it will be the most anomalous title win in the last 30 years, but still fairly expectable - the Spurs are a "better" team than the Pacers or Knicks, or probably even Grizzlies, but like the Thunder they play such a massively inferior playstyle that all their experience and efficiency cannot usually compensate for it at some point in the playoffs. It is a shame about Westbrook, nothing would have proved statistics more right than the Heat beating them again in the finals.
(and the Warriors, or Nets winning it is so unlikely to happen that I welcome any signature or avatar bets, how does a full year sound? the Bulls winning would actually be statistically incredibly ordinary, it is incredibly unlikely and would be stunning given the no-Rose season though)