[NSFW] Ergonomic humans of smogoff, what is the worst thing a cow can do in bed? [Serious Replies Only]

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While I may not have much experience in ergonomics, I do believe that the worst thing a cow, nay, any creature can do in bed is what is known as a "dutch oven". Now, this is of course assuming that the creature in question has some form of covering, ranging from a thick quilt to a thin sheet. Again, as I do not have much experience with ergonomics, I could be wrong in saying that cows do not generally use blankets. Please correct me if so, as this matter is highly important to me. Anyways, I am open to further discussion on the matter and am actually looking forward to it. Thank you for the lovely thread, CaffeineBoost.
 

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Total Clefairy this user’s post should be moved to the joke thread: https://www.smogon.com/forums/threa...edge-of-fall-out-boy-albums-spoilers.3703015/
While I may not have much experience in ergonomics, I do believe that the worst thing a cow, nay, any creature can do in bed is what is known as a "dutch oven". Now, this is of course assuming that the creature in question has some form of covering, ranging from a thick quilt to a thin sheet. Again, as I do not have much experience with ergonomics, I could be wrong in saying that cows do not generally use blankets. Please correct me if so, as this matter is highly important to me. Anyways, I am open to further discussion on the matter and am actually looking forward to it. Thank you for the lovely thread, CaffeineBoost.
Total Clefairy i’m not really sure what this user is doing
 

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