National Pokemon Association- Week 1

[Human]

amazing game

thats what you get for banning one of my players

Yeah and he doesn't realize that if the misses didn't happen he would have set himself up for the most humiliating tournament defeat with an all star pokemon known as kinderpimp by some doing work.

EDIT: Forgot to say I won in two games.

 

[Cybertron]

yay hope

 

[cosmicexplorer]

In response to me losing to two meteor mash misses:
(18:29:45) +kind3rlew: skill
(18:29:47) +BlueCookies: skill
Stay Classy Fellas

amazing game

thats what you get for banning one of my players

stop johning

 

[andrea]

Won versus ryuzaki 2-1 in some excellent 09 matches.

Cute, but scary. Don't forget it, boys. ;)

 

[commi$$ioner]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, OminousOppressor has been banned from competing in the NPA and the match is currently under investigation. It turned out that a very well known player was using OminousOppressor as a mask to his real identity. Managers were interested in this player but were mislead into believing that he was not going to be competing.

 

[BlueCookies]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, OminousOppressor has been banned from competing in the NPA and the match is currently under investigation. It turned out that a very well known player was using OminousOppressor as a mask to his real identity. Managers were interested in this player but were mislead into believing that he was not going to be competing.

I will release an official statement regarding this matter on behalf of ominous oppressor shortly. Until then, no further comments.

EDIT: Ominous Oppressor's official statement is in:

I would like to point out that I have done nothing wrong. For those of you who didn’t know I was banned for allegedly having an alternate account. I have only ever made one account on smogon. An account with a similar e-mail address and name was created by a friend of mine to make my points when multiple users thought it necessary to insult me personally. It is my view that the only reason I am banned is because of personal vendettas against me. The irony of the situation is that this account was created to avoid being ostracized because a few people dislike me.

There will be no further comments from either myself or Ominous Oppressor. Thank you.

 

[TTS]

Defeated TDS 2-0 in some good matches. Round 1 was super haxy, but that's the nature of Pokémon. Good game, Simon! You play Pokémon real good, son!

 

[skarm]

I would like to open a protest against League CEO Duy Ha for constantly asking for my Social Security Number after my victory yesterday.

 

[PungentFruit]

Word~

 

[andrea]

New logo.

Based on...

 

[dtrain]

New logo.

Based on...

More like Golden State Magcargo (it seriously looks like a snail lol)

 

[Ditto]

Lost 0-2 to Havak. Sorry guys. GGs Havak.

 

[Havak]

Defeated Ditto in two straight games, good games buddy.

Spoinks rule and all dat.

 

[tennisace]

updating to let you all know I'm battling evan tomorrow sometime around 3-4 pm est

 

[B-Lulz]

I'll try my hardest to get my match done tomorrow, can't promise anything since my Uni halls have no internet currently and my laptop is fucking up.

 

[tennisace]

lost 0-2 in a couple of great JAA matches to evan, ggs

 

[Synre]

yea!



haven't see b-lulz on this week though evidently he's having internet issues, i'm expecting i'll be around most of this weekend if he's able to get on to try to get this done

 

[evan]

JAA is fucking weird but confirming my win over tennisace. Great fun!

GOLDEN STATE WARTORTLES TAKE HOME THE FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON.

 

[DukeTheDevil]

I beat carl 2-1

 

[Human]

I beat carl 2-1

Yes and he didn't even try win by seeing if he can ban the opposition like the New York Scraftys.

FREE OMINOUS OPPRESSOR! HE IS A GOOD BOY! HE TRIED HARD IN SCHOOL SO HIS PARENTS WILL LET HIM PLAY.

Either way, way to go DukeTheDevil!

 

[Carl]

yeah good games

sorry team, started strong but fell apart toward the end and got beat

 

[Kinneas]

Don't forget to pick up your free copy of NPA News this weekend!
It's totally not biased towards San Antonio Spoinks or my pal BlueCookies​

We would also like to point out that any players wishing to make press statements this season are welcome to contact either myself or Eraddd via the Smogon Private Messaging system.

 

[Ningildo]

Don't forget to pick up your free copy of NPA News this weekend!
It's totally not biased towards San Antonio Spoinks or my pal BlueCookies​

We would also like to point out that any players wishing to make press statements this season are welcome to contact either myself or Eraddd via the Smogon Private Messaging system.

Another reason why this is awesome.
Also, I'll be able to sub in if wanted yeah, right.
By the way, I think OO got banned by his mom for playing without permission.
The moral of this story:
Always listen to your mother. Or else.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Lost to DaNukes 1-2, close games. 2nd game was slightly haxxy, though. Nevertheless, I got fucked over by explosion and selfdestruct.

 

[Cybertron]

Snorlax is one mothertrucker.