Magic is real. Magic is a battle with 8 Pokemon out at once.

[S0L1D G0LD]

"Yech, 'teaming'."

"They're just scared, man. Scared of how fresh our strats are."

"You think s--?"

"Wait. You're not supposed to be involved here, Griffin."

"Man, I told you before, it's 'G-Fresh' now."

"I will never understand why you chose that name."

"Hey, don't worry about it, Solid G. Just worry about how bad it makes yours look in comparison, haha."

"You little punk. Didn't I--"

"Hey, hey, are we going to waste our breath ranting like a madman, Gold, or are we going to kick these fools asses?"

"Oh, like you have any ideas?"

"As a matter of fact, I do, G. Yo, B, get over here."

"What? no. not both of you--"

"Yo, G."

"Yo, man. The Gold-man here can't think of a plan here. How pathetic, amiright?"

"Maybe if you'd stop talking for even a--"

"That's just sad, man."

"Agreed."

"How pathetic."

"Did you two have a point?"

"Oh, that's right. Well, I uh, I was about to tell you anyway. But now I'm not so sure. ."

"*frusterated sigh*"

"Alright, alright. You twisted my arm, Gold-man. All you need to do is *inaudible*."

"Well, what can it hurt. Let's give it a try."

"Dope."

 

[Exclaimer]

"Now, if we do this... evade here... attack here... then we should be fine. Kara, Snagg, what do you think?"

"Dive."

"Dig."

"SSSHHHHHH."

 

[TorterraX]

What!? Out already? Come on ref! They're grouping on us, no fair!

Must I remind you we've also teamed with TBK?

... Fair point.
Anyway, LET'S GO TBK, WIN THIS FOR US ROOKIES!

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Orders in erratic order

Hydro Pump (Makuhita) -- Brine (Makuhita)

If targeted with a damaging Fighting-type combination, then initiate action string Dive (Suspend) -- Dive (Attack, Makuhita).
If Makuhita is under the effects of P/E, then Focus Energy and push back actions.​

Taunt (Grimer) -- Extrasensory (Makuhita)

If targeted with a damaging Fighting-type combination A2, then Dig (Suspend).
If Grimer is under the effects of P/E A1, then Extrasensory (Makuhita) and push back actions.​

Alolan Grimer:

Poison Fang (Zorya) - Gunk Shot (Zorua)
If your target is in the evasive stage of a successful d/e move when you would act, target the next foe on the list (Zorua, Carvanha, Makuhita).
If your target is set to use Counter, target the next foe on the list (Zorua, Carvanha, Makuhita) in the first instance, and Chill on the second instance of that action.

E.Honda @ Exp. Share
Earthquake (All) > Cross Chop (Zorua)
IF Zorua is underground when you would act AND you are to not use Earthquake, THEN Earthquake that instance.
IF your target is under the effects of P/E when you would act on A2 THEN redirect to next target on this list (Carvanha, Alolan Grimer)
IF your target is KOed when you would act then redirect to the next target on this list (Carvanha, Alolan Grimer)

HP: 90
EN: 61
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK
Item: Heart Scale
2 KOs

HP: 67
EN: 46
3/2/4/2/56
Status: OK
Item: Heart Scale
​

HP: KO
EN: KO
1/2/2/2/75
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share
1 KO

HP: KO
EN: KO
2/2/3/2/26
Status: KO
Item: Lucky Egg

HP: KO
EN: KO
2/2/3/3/29
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share

HP: 100
EN: 35
4/2/1/2/25
Status: OK
Item: Exp Share
1 KO
​

HP: 100
EN: 63
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK
Item: Exp Share

HP: KO
EN: KO
4/2/2/2/30
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share

"With only four battlers left, we're approaching the end of this battle. And with the termite infestation, we're approaching the end of my arena."

"The floor's caving in!"

"Gold and Bisharp surround Exclaimer's team, but she's putting up a fight. Carvanha launches a high pressure Hydro Pump into Makuhita's gut, slamming him back into the wall and breaking it. Meanwhile, Zorua calls Gold's Grimer trash. Enraged by the insult, Grimer bites down on Zorua's neck, only to be thrust off by a fearsome betrayal! Makuhita destroys the whole arena with an incredible Earthquake!"

"I'm falling through the floor!"

"Determined to fight back, Carvanha and Zorua launch a team assault on Makuhita! Zorua lifts it up with Extrasensory and Carvanha detonates a fierce Brine on its face! Grimer takes advantage of the diversion and spits out a brutal Gunk Shot that knocks Zorua back into a rock! Zorua drops Makuhita from Extrasensory, and on its way down Makuhita crosses its arms and slams down on Zorua in a diving Cross Chop!"

Calcs

Action 1

Carvanha used Hydro Pump
Hit=yes (2050)
Crit=no (1480)
11 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 17
Makuhita took 17 damage!
-7 EN

Zorua used Taunt!
Grimer fell for the Taunt!
-9 EN

Grimer used Poison Fang!
Poison=no (5075)
Poison Touch=no (9310)
Crit=no (5032)
5 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 11
Zorua took 11 damage!
-3 EN

Makuhita used Earthquake!
Zorua
Crit=no (5249)
7.5 + 4.5 - 3 = 9
Carvanha
Crit=no (2111)
7.5 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 10.5
Grimer
Crit=no (9114)
(7.5 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 13.5
-7 EN

Carvanha: 79.5, 54Zorua: 58, 37
Grimer: 76.5, 32 (Taunt 5A)
Makuhita: 83, 56

Action 2

Zorua used Extrasensory!
Effect=no (2796)
Crit=no (1219)
(8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5
Makuhita took 16.5 damage!
-6 EN

Carvanha used Brine!
Crit=no (7762)
7 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 13
Makuhita took 13 damage!
-7 EN

Grimer used Gunk Shot!
Hit=yes (5271)
Poison=no (8274)
Crit=no (3343)
12 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 18
Zorua took 18 damage!
-7 EN

Makuhita used Cross Chop!
Hit=yes (8627)
Crit=no (4807)
(10 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 21.75
-6 EN

Carvanha: 79.5, 47
Zorua: 18, 31
Grimer: 76.5, 25 (Taunt 4A)
Makuhita: 53.5, 50

"It's cold and wet in this hole. And it's full of Slowpoke."

"I'll get a rope, hold on."

"Hurry up, the Slowpoke are touching me inappropriately."​

HP: 79
EN: 47
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK
Item: Heart Scale
2 KOs

HP: 18
EN: 31
3/2/4/2/56
Status: OK
Item: Heart Scale
​

HP: KO
EN: KO
1/2/2/2/75
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share
1 KO

HP: KO
EN: KO
2/2/3/2/26
Status: KO
Item: Lucky Egg

HP: KO
EN: KO
2/2/3/3/29
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share

HP: 76
EN: 25
4/2/1/2/25
Status: Taunted 4A
Item: Exp Share
1 KO
​

HP: 53
EN: 50
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK
Item: Exp Share

HP: KO
EN: KO
4/2/2/2/30
Status: KO
Item: Exp Share


Exclaimer orders
S0L1D G0LD orders
TheBisharpKing orders
TorterraX flavours

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

You need to roll for Poison Touch on Poison Fang, Vanillish Wafer .

 

[Exclaimer]

Mark taunt pls, it's important. Also, damage rounds up, so Carvanha should be at 79, and Grimer should be 76.

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Fixed! Except for one thing:

Mark taunt pls, it's important. Also, damage rounds up, so Carvanha should be at 79, and Grimer should be 76.

Carvanha being at 80 and Grimer being at 77 is rounding up. Correct me if I'm wrong, but HP doesn't round down from .5 unless it's below 1.

 

[Exclaimer]

It is correct that damage rounds up. For example, if you deal 17.5 damage to a pokemon with 18 hp, it will faint (this is a result of this rule, not the exception). You can ask discord amd you'll get the same response.

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

It is correct that damage rounds up. For example, if you deal 17.5 damage to a pokemon with 18 hp, it will faint (this is a result of this rule, not the exception). You can ask discord amd you'll get the same response.

Checked handbook to confirm, fixed!

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

Alolan Grimer will only be Taunted for four more actions, so that's important to note, Vanillish Wafer.

 

[Exclaimer]

S0L1D G0LD TheBisharpKing Vanillish Wafer who's do I need to smack

 

[Exclaimer]

I'll smack all of you then S0L1D G0LD TheBisharpKing Vanillish Wafer

 

[TheBisharpKing]

Its worth noting that Vanillish Wafer has just disappeared like a couple of weeks ago. Not sure when he's going to be back, if he comes back.

 

[TheBisharpKing]

Exclaimer, and S0L1D G0LD. Should we get a sub reff to finish this train wreck up since its apparent, Vanillish isn't coming back for now.

 

[Exclaimer]

Yes get a subref

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

I'm aware that this is fairly obvious, but for integrity's sake I would say that it would be best if we all added our sub to our respective order conversations rather than pm'ing new orders.

 

[Toon]

who in their right mind would ref this
note: I have a left mind

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

Hydro Pump (Makuhita) -- Brine (Makuhita)

If targeted with a damaging Fighting-type combination, then initiate action string Dive (Suspend) -- Dive (Attack, Makuhita).
If Makuhita is under the effects of P/E, then Focus Energy.​

Dig (Makuhita) -- Extrasensory (Makuhita)

If Makuhita is under the effects of P/E A1, then redirect to Grimer.
If Earthquake, then Extrasensory (Makuhita).​

Thank you for picking this up
E.Honda @ Exp. Share
Earthquake (All) > Fake Out (Zorua)
IF Zorua is underground when you would act AND you are to not use Earthquake, THEN Earthquake that instance.
IF your target is under the effects of P/E when you would act on A2 THEN use Cross Chop and redirect to next target on this list (Carvanha, Alolan Grimer)
IF your target is KOed when you would act then redirect to the next target on this list (Carvanha, Alolan Grimer)

Alolan Grimer:
Poison Fang (Zorua) - Clear Smog (Zorua)
If your target is under the effects of the evasive stage of a d/e move when you would act, target the next foe on the list (Zorua, Makuhita, Carvanha).
If your target is set to use Counter and Makuhita does not target your target and you are set to use Poison Fang, use Acid Spray (same target) on the first instance of that action, and use Clear Smog on the second instance of that action, and push back in each case.
If your target has fainted when you would act, target the next foe on the list (Zorua, Makuhita, Carvanha).

Reffing soon(tm)

 

[Toon]

#Heart
Rough Skin
79/47
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!

#Heart
Illusion
18/31
3/2/4/2/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

#Share
Thick Fat/Guts
53/50
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK!

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
76/25
4/2/1/2/25
Status: OK!
​

=======
Crit is lower than (#), Hit is higher than %, effect is lower than %

The Fish = The Dog > The Goop > The Punch Bag

1ST ACTION

ZORUA uses Extrasensory (M)
Crit: 2450
Effect: 5730
Damage: (8+6-3)*1.5=16.5
-10en

CARVAHNA uses Hydro Pump (M)
Hit: 7469
Crit: 4805
DamagE: (11+3+6-3)=17
-7en

GRIMER-A uses Poison Fang (Z)
Crit: 7049
Effect: 5034
Damage: (5+3+6-3)=11
PT: 5094
-3en

MAKUHITA uses Earthquake
Crit no crits
C: 1238
Z: 7233
GA: 8205
Damage:
C: (10*0.75+4.5-1.5)=10.5
Z: (10*0.75+4.5-3)=9 KO'd
GA: (10*0.75+4.5-3)*1.5=13.5
-7en

2ND ACTION

MAKUHITA uses Fake Out (C)
Crit: 473 (625) CRITICAL HIT!!!
Damage: (4+3+4.5-1.5)=10
RS: 2.5
-4en

GRIMER-A uses Clear Smog (M)
Crit: 2255
Damage: (5+3+1.5-3)=6.5
-3en

TL;DR

-21HP -23EN

-20HP -10EN
~~

-43HP -11EN
~

-14HP -6EN
=======

#Heart
Rough Skin
58/24
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!

#Heart
Illusion
KO/21
3/2/4/2/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

#Share
Thick Fat/Guts
10/39
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK!

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
62/19
4/2/1/2/25
Status: Taunt (2a)
​

TheBisharpKing Exclaimer S0L1D G0LD points out 50 mistakes and eventually pm orders
I try to make my mind go right and eventually ref​

 

[Toon]

S0L1D G0LD dont you want your slot back :>?

 

[Toon]

E.Honda @ Exp. Share
Earthquake (All) > Earthquake (All)

Whoops.

Alolan Grimer:

Poison Fang (Makuhita) - Clear Smog (Makuhita)
If your target is set to use a p/e move, target your other foe that action. Do not activate this substitution on consecutive actions.
If your target is set to use an unsuspended d/e move outside of a combination and you move after your target and your target was not in the evasive stage of a d/e move at the beginning of the action, use Shadow Sneak (same target) on the first instance and push back.
If your target has fainted when you would act, target your other foe.

"This is getting interesting."

Ice Beam (Makuhita) -- Dive (Grimer)

If Makuhita is under P/E, then Dive (Grimer) and push back actions.​

reffing never

 

[Toon]

#Heart
Rough Skin
58/24
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

#Share
Thick Fat/Guts
10/39
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK!

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
62/19
4/2/1/2/25
Status: Taunt (2a)
​

=======
Crit is lower than (#), Hit is higher than %, effect is lower than %

The Fish > The Goop > The Punch Bag

1ST ACTION

CARVAHNA uses Ice Beam (M)
Crit: 7530
Effect: 547 (1000) YES
Damage: (9+6-3)/1.5=8
-7en

!roll 3=3
2a

GRIMER-A uses Poison Fang (Z)
Crit: 2472
Effect: 197 (5000) YES
Damage: (5+3+6-3)=11 KO'd
-3en

2ND ACTION

GRIMER-A uses Shadow Sneak
Crit: 542 (625) CRITICAL HIT!!!
Damage: (4+3+6-1.5)/1.5=7.666
RS: 1.9165
PT: 9840
-3en

CARVAHNA uses Dive
Crit: 6312
Damage: (8+3+4.5-3)=12
-9en

TL;DR

-8HP -16EN
~~

-19HP -0EN
~

-14HP -6EN
=======

#Heart
Rough Skin
50/8
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

#Share
Thick Fat/Guts
KO/39
3/2/1/2/21
Status: OK!

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
48/13
4/2/1/2/25
Status: OK!
​

S0L1D G0LD and Exclaimer Orders via PM
I Toon!​

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

Why am I getting STAB on Shadow Sneak? Or is the other +3 something else?

Regardless, Shadow Sneak should hit NVE vs Carvanha.

 

[Toon]

fixed me thinks

 

[Toon]

Chill -- Brine

Alolan Grimer:

Poison Fang (Carvanha) - Gunk Shot (Carvanha)
If Carvanha is set to Chill during the round, Chill A2.
If unsuspended d/e move outside of a combination and you move after Carvanha based on speed order and Carvanaha was not in the evasive stage of a d/e move at the beginning of the action, Chill on the first instance and use Poison Gas on the second instance, pushing back in each case.

 

[Toon]

#Heart
Rough Skin
50/8
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
48/13
4/2/1/2/25
Status: OK!
​

=======
Crit is lower than (#), Hit is higher than %, effect is lower than %

The Fish > The Goop > The Punch Bag

1ST ACTION

CARVANHA uses Chill
5->4
+12en

GRIMER-A uses Poison Fang
Crit: 8995
Effect: 6047
Damage: (5+3+6-1.5)=12.5
PT: 8523
RS: 3.125
-3en

2ND ACTION

CARVAHNA uses Brine
Crit: 9565
Damage: (13+3+6-3)=19
-7en

GRIMER-A uses Chill
5->4
+12en

TL;DR

-13HP +5EN
~

-22HP +9EN
=======

#Heart
Rough Skin
37/13
3/1/4/1/56
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

#Share
Gluttony/Poison Touch
26/22
4/2/1/2/25
Status: OK!
​

Exclaimer S0L1D G0LD​