look at what these two bozos made me do

[Canis Majoris]

reffing a god damn flash that's 1v1 nfe training items standard rules
C$FP

Beldum

Beldum (Genderless)
Nature: Careful (+ to Special Defense; - to Special Attack)
Type: Steel/Psychic

Abilities: Clear Body, Light Metal (hidden, locked)

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3 (+)
Spe: 30
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 4/9
MC: 10
AC: 0/5

Attacks:
Take Down

Headbutt
Iron Defense
Iron Head
Zen Headbutt
Hold Back

Moves: 6

Geodude6

Jordan the Timburr

Timburr (M)
Nature: Careful (+1 SpD, -1 SpA)
Type: Fighting
Abilities: Guts, Sheer Force, Iron Fist

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 0-
SpD: Rank 3+
Spe: 35
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 7/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Moves:
Pound
Leer
Focus Energy
Bide
Low Kick
Rock Throw
Wake-Up Slap
Scary Face
Rock Slide
Chip Away
Hammer Arm
Stone Edge
Focus Punch

Counter
Drain Punch
Endure
Foresight
Mach Punch
Reversal
Wide Guard

Protect
Smack Down
Dig
Brick Break
Focus Blast
Payback
Retaliate
Poison Jab
Swagger
Substitute

Block
Fire Punch
Helping Hand
Ice Punch
Low Kick
Thunder Punch

21:15Canis_Majoris@pick geojohn6, cash
21:15ASBotcash
21:15Canis_Majoriscash orders first

geo evolves because he said he was doing so, then equips and orders
C$ equips and orders
ref

 

[Geodude6]

EVOLUTION

Jordan the Gurdurr

Gurdurr (M)
Nature: Careful (+1 SpD, -1 SpA)
Type: Fighting
Abilities: Guts, Sheer Force, Iron Fist

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1-
SpD: Rank 3+
Spe: 40
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 7/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Moves:
Pound
Leer
Focus Energy
Bide
Low Kick
Rock Throw
Wake-Up Slap
Scary Face
Rock Slide
Chip Away
Hammer Arm
Stone Edge
Focus Punch

Counter
Drain Punch
Endure
Foresight
Mach Punch
Reversal
Wide Guard

Protect
Smack Down
Dig
Brick Break
Focus Blast
Payback
Retaliate
Poison Jab
Swagger
Substitute

Block
Fire Punch
Helping Hand
Ice Punch
Low Kick
Thunder Punch

Gurdurr @ Heart Scale

Fire Punch~Fire Punch~Fire Punch

 

[C$FP]

Exp. Share

Zen Headbutt x 3

 

[Canis Majoris]

gurdurr
100/100
60/100
4/3/1/3/40

beldum
90/90
100/100
2/3/1/3/30

Calcs

Considering Fire Punch can't get effect and Beldum is slower, I only have to do 6 rolls, each for crits! Oh wait, Zen Headbutt has hit rolls.
2525, 3268, 5677 (A1 unhax'd), 4718, 9597 (A2 ZH misses), 99, 9996 (A3 ZH misses and A3 FP crits)
Fire Punch damage per hit: (8+2+2+1.5)*1.5 = 20.25 (24.75 on crit)
Zen Headbutt damage per hit: (8+3-1.5)*1.5 = 14.25
Gurdurr: -14.25 HP, -30 EN
Beldum: -65.25 HP, -27 EN

gurdurr
86/100
30/100
4/3/1/3/40

beldum
25/90
73/100
2/3/1/3/30

C$FP
Geodude6
ref

 

[C$FP]

Uhhh I was gonna evolve midbattle but it's not really worth it at this point

Zen Headbutt x 3

 

[Geodude6]

Dig~Fire Punch~Fire Punch

 

[Canis Majoris]

shrug
dig does (8+1.5)*1.5 = 14.25, that + fire punch kos, even with two crits zh won't ko
Geodude6 1 cc
gurdurr 1 ec 2 mc 3 koc
C$FP 1 cc
beldum 1 ec 1 ac 3 mc

me 3 uc