PREDICTIONS - no cowardice a winner chosen for every match
UU: New Breed vs. bugzinator - what is this match doing here, this is an spl playoffs level encounter. bugzi is one of 3 ppl to hand my an official UU loss so im going with him. two titans
UU: Megazard vs. Pak - paks been very solid lowkey for a long time is really familiar w/ the tier etc.
RU: -Tsunami- vs. 49 - that guy on smogtours sylvie linheim talks this guy up a ton, always on his dick etc. first classic winner so i will go w/ him
RU: Omfuga vs. TDK - whoever wins we get to say vod wins again classic lol
NU: Evan vs. FLCL - fooly warned me like 14 times in a game vs blunder that the togekiss using night daze and u-turn was indeed the zoroark. that sort of absurd precision is why i think he will succeed.
NU: Blast vs. soulgazer - soulgazer went into the mountains for a year to get his mind straight and he will come back now
PU: Dundies vs. Poek97 - i have negative 0 faith that poek knows the tier even a little bit. he might, and i could be wrong, but i wouldn't believe it even for a split second if you said he could name 10 mons in the tier. hes a great player tho
PU: Rawmelon vs. PDC - probs deserved to win PU open.
UU: dodmen vs. Pearl - unbelievable. two of the best UUers...two of my best friends... pearl has my number in tournaments (LCPL, BSPL) so i need him to keep winning so i look better lol. also LCPL and BSPL are two of the most prestigious tournaments on the entire website no matter what anyone says.
UU: ZoroDark vs. Sam - one of the most consistent players on the site but ngl sam's my boy as well. sam plays adv more than UU tho.
RU: FlamingVictini vs. Nails - tough one but i will pick the upset
RU: Eternal Spirit vs. Star - entirely biased prediction based on nothing resembling respective metagame knowledge, playing ability, or teambuilding ability.
NU: Eternally vs. Realistic Waters - i do not know either player particularly well.
NU: AJB vs. rozes - if you ever capitalize the "r" in ur name again i will predict against u for every single match from now until the end of time u piece of shit.
PU: Anty vs. Rare Poison - ict said in the other thread he's the best PUer so???
PU: blunder vs. Finchinator - first off its utterly ludicrous that either of these players are playing PU. i will bet one billion dollars that neither of them, particularly blunder, has any idea which mons are in the tier. when making his team 3 minutes before the match he will be typing in "houndoom" into the teambuilder and getting confused when it doesn't come up. that said both players are amazing at actually playing, blund has taken it to a new level in the last few months. but yeah it's simply an affront to the game of pokemon that either of them are starting in this nameless tier at this particular juncture.
UU: Sabella vs. Manipulative - love both of these dudes. im really impressed by manip in UU so i will pick him
UU: Key vs. Christo. - man, writing this out feels bad, because i know i will hurt my good friend key's feelings. what more can be said about the man? he's humble, kind, funny, caring, sweet...... that said christo is also my bro and is probably top 1 in ORAS UU.
RU: Kushalos vs. Chill Shadow - this chill shadow guy has been blowing ppl back across the site for a while now and seems to really care about pokemon which is good. kush is talented but also i can see him fucking around
RU: Mael vs. Arifeen - every time i play mael in an official tour i get incredibly lucky so i will predict for him in an attempt to give some back.
NU: ADVANTAGE vs. Teddeh - the best NU player during gen 6. nothing more to say
NU: The Goomy vs. Orphic - this guys cool, and good.
PU: Snowy. vs. confide - snowy i live near a convenience store right and every now and then i'll pop by it and buy an ice cream cone. now, the ridiculous part of this is that the ice cream that is indeed really good is named "golden gaytime". that shit would literally never fly in america. that would be a failed product immediately. well i am predicting for snowy here
PU: False. vs. HJAD - i saw hjad actually is quite good at PU and also he is a good friend of mine whom i treasure.
UU: Hairy Toenail vs. King UU - well it only took 4 years of playing but King UU finally learned "predicting". now i know all of you are saying "teal, predicting is an incredibly basic thing to do, not only in high level tournament play but also in the most average areas of the ladder." and you know what? you'd be right. however for whatever reason our good friend a*ron (name redacted to provide anonymity) decided not to do that for half a decade. however the advent of this ability took him to new heights
UU: Sacri' vs. Accelgor - this is a really good one. accelgor is vod so i pick him
RU: DTC vs. Ajna - one time i think omfuga was playing an RU seasonal game against ajna or maybe it was pocl and i went into the game chat and said "ajna aren't you like an RU god or something" (having been told that he indeed was an RU god). ajna, ever confident, responded "yeah" to me. he proceeded to lose the match in decisive fashion however that confidence is admirable.
RU: lighthouses vs. Natalie. - based on the period next to the incredibly common name i am assuming natalie is indeed a player that i recognize under a different username. however until such time that i deduce whom in fact it is, i will predict lighthouses.
NU: TTFTW vs. Shaneghoul - this guys posts own
NU: Yogibears vs. Steve Angello - i just really like steve angello.
PU: The50mph vs. amber lamps - for some reason i clicked the PU seasonal thread that currently exists. you may wonder why i did this but please don't ask, i would have no earthly answer. anyway i saw that The50mph was winners side of grand finals so hes clearly talented. another thing i would like to add here is with regard to the usernames. first, amber lamps is a really good username, i'm a fan. however, and i'm sure you will agree with me, The50mph is the type of username that a tournament player signs up with and after making his first 380 posts in threads like "NU's Next Best Thing!" and voting for the UU Battle of the Week, he eventually changes it to a single word almost always followed by a period. something like Defeat. or Metal.
PU: Rodriblutar vs. MaroGod - almost won grand slam but was stopped dead in his tracks by a ludicrously powerful german. as someone who lost to mazar last grand slam i feel ur pain.
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