Let's clear up some things:
1. No you cannot have you even visited the offices of England to be taking these POSITION? no i don't think so a lot of us get wet and waste 6 bus tickets to get the position denied!
2. Do you smell? if you do then no either I got the position denied 'cause I didn't shower because of the hangover.
3. You also have to be good-looking or expert battler to gain these position.
4. No black people allowed.
5. No homosexual guys.
6. Nothing compared to some mods *looks at cookie*
If you wish to become a mod you have to be like Az, cool, beautiful eyes, and oh so sexy.
-The guy who got denied because he smelled.