help me ask out this girl

[MAMP]

i met a cute girl at a party last week and she asked for my number and we have very similar taste in music. i want to ask her out on a date but bc i’m rly hot and my dick is really big usually people ask me out first, so i’m not super familiar with how to do it. what should i say, and where should i ask her to go to? help me smoge off

 

[MAMP]

also she has green hair

 

[Nix_Hex]

Scott Pilgrim did it first.

 

[Albatross]

As a certified Woman, I would suggest giving her a shiny pebble. Its a tactic most commonly used by penguins and mineralogists and is highly regarded as the number 1 way to ask out the person of your dreams. I would personally suggest this pebble:

As the stripe down the centre is cool and makes it go faster

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Do you have a fivehead? If so, you could tell her “my fivehead isn’t the only thing that’s big”

 

[ThatOneSpork]

While I may have no experience with asking someone out (thank god), I hear that using pig latin is a very attractive way to ask people out. I also hear that people really enjoy going to Mexico on dates.

 

[boo836]

tell her you're a pre-contributor

 

[chimp]

What language does she speak? This is important

 

[Fusion Flare]

Is she the type of person to wipe someone off the face of the earth for making a deez nuts joke

 

[Diophantine]

also she has green hair

Red flag. Get out of there.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Red flag. Get out of there.

On the contrary, perhaps it's a green flag.

 

[TC]

1. Dont be intense
2. Attitude is everything, just do it
3. Invert your time on her if you feel shes interested, dont waste your time if you feel shes not

 

[Diophantine]

1. Dont be intense
2. Attitude is everything, just do it
3. Invert your time on her if you feel shes interested, dont waste your time if you feel shes not

4. Look as good as TC does in his profile pic.

 

[faint]

hold frame

 

[A Welcome Guest]

4. Look as good as TC does in his profile pic.

His dog looks way better wdym?

 

[Triangles]

tell her you're a pre-contributor

Women really don't want a guy who pre-contributes too early

 

[Plague von Karma]

 

[Voltage]

i met a cute girl at a party last week and she asked for my number and we have very similar taste in music. i want to ask her out on a date but bc i’m rly hot and my dick is really big usually people ask me out first, so i’m not super familiar with how to do it. what should i say, and where should i ask her to go to? help me smoge off

OK so here's a really tried and true method to asking out ANYONE with colored hair beyond the "natural" colors:

1. Even if you're not sure, you gotta appear confident
2. Ask her about her likes and dislikes
3. Then, if she responds well, then you can ask more questions / attempt to relate
4. Have some non-douchey stories in the event that she wants to know about you
5. Eventually you might have to be able to explain what it is you do for fun, don't talk about your ladybug (from one ladybugger to another)
6. Right when things start to feel good, start to act a little aloof, it shows you're not desperate
7. As the party starts winding down, express how much you enjoyed the conversation
8. Start to make your way to leave, but not before getting her digits / socials / etc.
9. Save the chit chat about sexy times for later on until you get the vibe she's interested

It's a surefire way of succeeded at a party. It's worked for me plenty of times, and it's how I got my gamer gf too.

And if all else fails, take the first letter of each line and just do that instead.

 

[Fusion Flare]

OK so here's a really tried and true method to asking out ANYONE with colored hair beyond the "natural" colors:

1. Even if you're not sure, you gotta appear confident
2. Ask her about her likes and dislikes
3. Then, if she responds well, then you can ask more questions / attempt to relate
4. Have some non-douchey stories in the event that she wants to know about you
5. Eventually you might have to be able to explain what it is you do for fun, don't talk about your ladybug (from one ladybugger to another)
6. Right when things start to feel good, start to act a little aloof, it shows you're not desperate
7. As the party starts winding down, express how much you enjoyed the conversation
8. Start to make your way to leave, but not before getting her digits / socials / etc.
9. Save the chit chat about sexy times for later on until you get the vibe she's interested

It's a surefire way of succeeded at a party. It's worked for me plenty of times, and it's how I got my gamer gf too.

And if all else fails, take the first letter of each line and just do that instead.

once again another quality post by voltage. what a fella.

 

[eden]

O_K

 

[ASMRxism]

she asked for your number, just say words like a normal person. she's already interested, as long as you don't sound insane you're fine

just grab dinner at a bar or something and hang out. if she has green hair and gives out her number, it seems like she'll make it pretty clear how she wants you to act and it's probably not particularly conservatively

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Is there a line between not conservatively and things you’re not saying on a Pokemon forum?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Is there a line between not conservatively and things you’re not saying on a Pokemon forum?

yeah man, these damn commies keep censoring my conservative beliefs #CancelCong

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

she asked for your number, just say words like a normal person. she's already interested, as long as you don't sound insane you're fine

just grab dinner at a bar or something and hang out. if she has green hair and gives out her number, it seems like she'll make it pretty clear how she wants you to act and it's probably not particularly conservatively

I feel like that this girl is probably thinking of moving very fast in the relationship/asking those questions in a nonchalant manner. Hopefully what happened to me a year or so ago doesn’t repeat itself here.

 

[cookie]

how big is your wang