Green Lantern-Esque Oaths

[SMZ]

iit post your own version of the oath(s), which can be about anything basically. p.s. you don't have to stick to Hal Jordan's theme.

In noobiest days
In expert VGC nights
Against straight or gays
I will put up fights
Let those who win with hax
Beware my cower, rage quittin' flight

Against sharpest heel
Against annoying chicks
I have balls of steel
I'll make you sick
For those who laugh at my lack of girth
Beware my penetration leading to birth

In crowded homes
In narrowest road
I'll play without code
Beware my hard mode

 

[Lanturn314]

Green Lanturn's oath:

When enemies launch thunderbolts,
I will absorb their volts!



^_^ yeah don't worry i'm not quitting my day job

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

this has the potential to be a very good thread

 

[SMZ]

Green Lanturn's oath:

When enemies launch thunderbolts,
I will absorb their volts!



^_^ yeah don't worry i'm not quitting my day job

I actually made a "lanturn" oath for lolz before the movie came out:
In whitest game
In blackest fight
No Pokemon shall escape my sight
Let those who think they're bright
Beware my power... shiny Lanturn's LIGHT!

 

[Layell]

For Minecraft players everywhere:


In the sky or deep abyss
When all the block lands are at bliss
In darkness there is something amiss
Beware the explosive, green Creepers SSSSsssss

 

[Deck Knight]

Green Lanturn's oath:

When enemies launch thunderbolts,
I will absorb their volts!



^_^ yeah don't worry i'm not quitting my day job

Green Lanturn314's oath:

In brightest day
In darkest night
In any place we turn off the light
My and Morm will cuddle together
until I give birth
and start knitting sweaters!

 

[min min]

IN DARKEST DAYS

IN BLACKEST NIGHT

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

FUCK YOUR 'CHU

AND FUCK YOUR CAP TOO

SURRENDER OR PREPARE TO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

meowth! That's right!

 

[Dr. Eyepatch]

My personal Gray Lantern Corps of Apathy Oath:

In dullest day, in dimmest night
I will not budge, not in the slight
No cause you name is worth the fight
Unless I'm bored, then eh, I might