[Gen VII Tournament Round 1: Group Guzzlord] Glacier Knight vs Snarguffle


"ASB's own prodigal daughter against the newcomer known only as Snarguffle! One has been on ice for a while, but the other has barely had a chance to properly warm up. Whether Snarguffle wins or loses, he'll still end up losing. I mean, his options are the be beat up by an old lady, or to beat up an old lady. There's really no winning for him, here."
Glacier Knight:

Crabominable [Wulfric] (Male)

Nature: Impish (+Def, -Spa)

Type: Fighting/Ice

Abilities: Hyper Cutter/Iron Fist/Anger Point (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 43
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Amnesia
Attract
Bulk Up
Hail
Iron Defense
Leer
Protect
Rest
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Toxic
Wide Guard

Avalanche
Frost Breath
Ice Hammer
Ice Punch
Brick Break
Close Combat
Dynamic Punch
Power-Up Punch
Reversal
Rock Smash
Super Power
Bulldoze
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Rock Tomb
Stone Edge
Payback
Pursuit
Thief
Bubble
Bubblebeam
Crab Hammer
Scald
Dizzy Punch
Endeavor
Facade
Frustration
Return

Primarina [Siebold] (Male)

Nature: Bold (+Def, -Atk)

Type: Water/Fairy

Abilities: Torrent/Liquid Voice (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 5
Spe: 60
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Amnesia
Aqua Ring
Attract
Baby-Doll Eyes
Charm
Double Team
Encore
Growl
Hail
Light Screen
Misty Terrain
Perish Song
Protect
Psych Up
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Sing
Sleep Talk
Toxic
Wonder Room

Aqua Jet
Bubblebeam
Hydro Cannon
Scald
Sparkling Aria
Surf
Water Gun
Dazzling Gleam
Disarming Voice
Moonblast
Blizzard
Ice Beam
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Energy Ball
Hidden Power (Ground)
Hyper Voice
Pound
Return

Exeggutor [Zinnia] (Female)

Nature: Brave (+Atk, -Spe)

Type: Grass/Dragon

Abilities: Frisk/Harvest (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 39 (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 8
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Block
Skill Swap
Synthesis
Hypnosis
Protect
Rest
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Sunny Day
Reflect
Leech Seed
Sleep Powder
Stun Spore
Poison Powder
Worry Seed
Light Screen

Giga Drain
Dragon Hammer
Seed Bomb
Barrage
Confusion
Psyshock
Egg Bomb
Wood Hammer
Leaf Storm
Ancient Power
Natural Gift
Flamethrower
Uproar
Bullet Seed
Extrasensory
Infestation
Bulldoze
Earthquake
Grass Knot
Sludge Bomb
Brick Break
Psychic
Thief
Draco Meteor


"Two delightfully underused Pokemon, as well as one of the most meta Pokemon in the tournament. If you try to say she's using something meta, though, she'll almost certainly point out that she liked Popplio before it was cool. Hipsters are all alike, aren't they? And Galcier certainly has lived up to her hipster reputation in this round, bringing what I believe is the only Alolan Exeggutor in the tournament!"
Snarguffle:

Incineroar [Rath] (Male)
Types: Fire/Dark
Fire STAB: Immune to burn status. Brighten Command.
Dark STAB: Ignores Attract and Confusion status entirely when using Dark-type damaging and non-damaging attacks. Immune to all status moves used by a Pokémon with the Prankster ability (as well as all moves summoned by a Prankster-boosted non-damaging move).

Abilities: Blaze / Intimidate (Unlocked)
Blaze: When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33%, the base damage of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 9 to 11, Fire Blast from 11 to 13)
Intimidate: When this Pokemon initially goes out into the battlefield, it generates an intimidating roar or war cry that shakes all opponents on the battlefield, reducing their Attack stage (and adjusting the natural stage) by one (1). If an opponent switches in a new Pokemon, Intimidate can be activated again as a Command, and will affect all opponents.

Nature: Adamant (+Atk, -SpA)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 5+
Def: 3
SpA: 2-
SpD: 3
Spe: 60
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (40):

Level Up
Bite
Cross Chop
Darkest Lariat
Fire Fang
Flare Blitz
Lick
Outrage
Scratch
Thrash
Throat Chop

Ember

Bulk Up
Growl
Leer
Roar
Scary Face
Swagger

Egg
Body Slam
Crunch
Revenge

Heat Wave

Nasty Plot

TM/HM
Earthquake
Facade
Flame Charge
Frustration
Low Sweep
Return
Shadow Claw
U-Turn

Confide
Double Team
Embargo
Protect
Swords Dance
Sunny Day
Taunt
Torment
Toxic
Will-O-Wisp


Vikavolt [Dynamo] (Male)
Types: Bug/Electric
Bug STAB: Adds an additional guaranteed attack on all multi-hit moves (does not include two hit moves) with a total hit cap of five (5).
Electric STAB: Immune to paralysis status.

Abilities: Levitate
Levitate: This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading the Ground moves Bulldoze, Earthquake, Fissure, and Magnitude. Earth Power will have three (3) less Base Attack Power. Dig and Dive can strike a Levitating Pokemon if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a Flying-type. Otherwise Dig and Dive will miss. Ground moves can still hit.

Nature: Hardy (+Atk, -Atk)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 3
SpA: 6
SpD: 3
Spe: 43
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: ---

Attacks (40):

Level Up
Air Slash
Bug Buzz
Discharge
Mud Slap
Thunderbolt
Zap Cannon

Acrobatics
Bite
Bug Bite
Crunch
Dig
Guillotine
Spark
Vice Grip
X-Scissor

Agility
Charge
Iron Defense
String Shot

Egg
Electroweb
Mud Shot

Endure
Harden

TM/HM
Charge Beam
Energy Ball
Flash Cannon
Solar Beam
Thunder
Volt Switch

Poison Jab
Sky Drop

Double Team
Light Screen
Protect
Rain Dance
Roost
Substitute
Swagger
Thunder Wave
Toxic


Silvally [Demiurge] (-)
Types: Normal
Normal STAB: +1 BAP on attacks that match dominant arena type after 3 actions. Unable to have Thrash or Outrage disrupted by oncoming damage.

Abilities: RKS System
RKS System: This Pokémon's type changes based on its held memory. This ability cannot be removed from the Pokémon or copied by any means.

Nature: Adamant (+Atk, -SpA)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 4+
Def: 3
SpA: 2-
SpD: 3
Spe: 95
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: ---

Attacks (40):

Level Up
Aerial Ace
Bite
Crush Claw
Fire Fang
Ice Fang
Iron Head
Multi-Attack
Poison Fang
Punishment
Pursuit
Rage
Tackle
Thunder Fang

Tri Attack

Heal Block
Imprison
Parting Shot

Egg


TM/HM
Dragon Claw
Explosion
Frustration
Rock Slide
Shadow Claw
Steel Wing
X-Scissor

Ice Beam
Surf

Double Team
Hail
Protect
Rain Dance
Rest
Roar
Sandstorm
Sleep Talk
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swords Dance
Thunder Wave
Toxic

Tutor:
Draco Meteor

"In the other corner, we have the relative-newcomer, Snarguffle, sporting two highly-meta Pokemon and the rather odd choice of an Incineroar. Not many of those are floating around right now, but it seems to have a great deal of usefulness in certain situations. Let's see if Snarguffle can draw out the hidden potential of this underused Pokemon in a way that would make even Galcier proud! ...you know, if it didn't mean her losing, of course."

"And old veteran out of practice and a newcomer looking to test his mettle! Only one will be able to come out victorious! Find out which one will gain the win, next round on ASBall Z!"
*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Ugh, but this is a parody. Do I really have to do this?"
*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Ugh, fine."

"The following is a fan-based parody. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official relase."

"There! Happy now?"
*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Ugh, seriously?"
*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Fine!"

"The following is a fan-based parody. Pokemon is owned by The Pokemon Company, Satoshi Saijiri, and Ken Sugimori. Please support the official release."

"Can we get on with the battle, yet?"
*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Seriously? I have to do one for them, too!? Ugh!"

"The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall Z Abridged is owned by Kuribopher15, Kais... You know what, fuck it! DragonBall Z Abridged is licensed under the Standard Youtube License, meaning I am free to use and distribute the material without expressed, written consent as long as I attempt to make any form of profit off of it. Let's get through the legal disclaimers and start the battle, already! Galcier sends in, first!"

*muffled message through an ear piece*
"Ugh, one last thing..."
3v3 Singles
ASB Arena
Strict 72h Disqualification. One warning per player. After the warning is used (any tag after DQ interval is passed will be counted as warning), the Player has one hour to post (with full orders/pokemon, just saying "orders coming watch this space" doesn't suffice) after DQ is called to rescind it. If one hour passes, the player is DQ'd regardless of the ref posting or not. User calling DQ must tag DQ'd player. Referees please tag the combatants when you have finished your reffing. Players, if you know you're going to be away you better post a Leave of Absence BEFORE you leave, or give a very good reason in case of an emergency.
Infinite Recoveries/Chills per Pokémon.
Three Substitutions per player excluding KO Substitutions.
Switch = OK
Abilities = ALL
Items = ON
Sendout = Coinflip

"Now we can finally begin!"

Glacier Knight sends and equips.
Snarguffle sends, equips, and orders.
Glacier Knight orders.
I ref.​
 
Best of luck to you.

Rath @ Firium Z
Will-O-Wisp - Fire Fang - Cross Chop
IF
Crabominable is to use Power-Up Punch THEN use Protect and push back actions. Do not activate consecutively.
IF Crabominable is to use a Protective/Evasive move THEN use Bulk Up and push back actions.
IF Crabominable is to use Rock Smash THEN use Bulk Up and push back actions.
 
Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
110 HP
100 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: -
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist

Snarguffle:

Incineroar with Firium-Z
Fire/Dark
Blaze / Intimidate
100 HP
100 En
5/3/2/3 60
S/W: 3/4
Status: -
Other: -

"Sooooooooo... apparently, 'reffing for UC' is specifically mentioned as a breach of the Standard Youtube License's appropriate free use and they'll be sending their best lawyers to deal with me. Psh, what can a couple of Youtube lawyers do to me? I mean, we have Pokemon, screw the laws!"


R1
Incineroar's Intimidate activates!
Crabominable's Hyper Cutter prevented the Atk decrease!

A1
Incineroar used Bulk Up!
Incineroar's Atk and Def were raised!
-7 En

Crabominable used Rock Smash!
Crit check: 3662/10000, no
Effect: 3119/10000, yes
(4 + 9 - 4.5 + 3) * 1.5 - 2 = 17.25 dmg
Incineroar's Def was lowered!
-2 En

A2
Incineroar used Bulk Up!
Incineroar's Atk and Def were raised!
-11 En

Crabominable used Rock Smash!
Crit check: 9195/10000, no
Effect: 4398/10000, yes
(4 + 9 - 4.5 + 3) * 1.5 - 2 = 17.25 dmg
Incineroar's Def was lowered!
-6 En

A3
Incineroar used Bulk Up!
Incineroar's Atk and Def were raised!
-15 En

Crabominable used Rock Smash!
Crit check: 4113/10000, no
Effect: 9205/10000, no
(4 + 9 - 4.5 + 3) * 1.5 - 2 = 17.25 dmg
-10 En


Incineroar: -51.75 HP, -33 En
Crabominable: -18 En

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"Looking back at all of the bad puns about 'warming up' and being 'on ice', it's almost like I knew these Pokemon would be the first two sent out. I swear I didn't use a time machine to view the outcome of this match before I made my predictions..."
"Galcier launches a flurry of pretty small punches from some pretty big fists, forcing Snarguffle into the most classic move of all time: screaming and powering up for an entire round. That always works in this show. Unless you're Krillin. Or Yamcha. Or Vegeta. Or Hercule. Or Future Trunks. Or any main character when a new villain is introduced. A few fortuitous hits lessen the defensive edge this would have provided, but the combination of the three Atk boosts and the one Def boost that wasn't erased should hopefully be enough to make up for the 62 HP, 15 En deficit... right guys?"


"Aaaaanyway... where are those damn lawyers at?"



"Hey Vegeta, are we there yet?"

...

"I have a bad feeling about this..."



Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
110 HP
82 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: -
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist

Snarguffle:

Incineroar with Firium-Z
Fire/Dark
Blaze / Intimidate
48 HP
67 En
5/3/2/3 60
S/W: 3/4
Status: -
Other: +3 Atk (NS+3), +1 Def (NS+3)

Glacier Knight orders.
Snarguffle orders.
I fight two litigious Saiyans ref.​
 
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:o

My bad babes, lemme do this

Power-Up Punch~Close Combat~Power-Up Punch
-if Incineroar uses a Protective Evasive move, use Substitute (20) the first instance, Bulk Up the second and Hail the third. Push back actions each time
-If Incineroar has clones up when you would attack, use Earthquake that action. push back actions each time
-If incineroar has less than 21HP, use Close Combat that action.
IF incineroar is KOed when you would attack, use Bulk Up
 
Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
110 HP
82 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: -
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist

Snarguffle:

Incineroar with Firium-Z
Fire/Dark
Blaze / Intimidate
48 HP
67 En
5/3/2/3 60
S/W: 3/4
Status: -
Other: +3 Atk (NS+3), +1 Def (NS+3)


"Hey Vegeta, are we there, yet?"
"No, Nappa."
"Hey Vegeta, are we there, yet?"
"No, Nappa."
"Hey Vege..."
"GOD DAMN IT, NAPPA, YES, WE'RE HERE!"

R2
A1

Incineroar used Will-o-Wisp!
Acc check: 2519/10000, hit
Crabominable was burned!
-6 En

Crabominable used Power-Up Punch!
Crit check: 4254/10000, no
(4 + 9 - 4.5 + 3 - 3 + 2 + 2) * 1.5 - 2 = 16.75 dmg
Crabominable's Atk rose!
Incineroar's Blaze activated!
-3 En

-2 HP Crabominable

A2
Incineroar activated its Firium Z!
Incineroar used Inferno Overdrive!
Crit check: 1345/10000, no
(19 + 7.5 - 6 + 3 + 3) * 1.5 + 6 = 45.75 dmg
-8 En

Crabominable used Close Combat!
Crit check: 6375/10000, no
(12 + 9 - 4.5 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 24.75 dmg
Crabominable's Def and SpDef fell!
-7 En

-2 HP Crabominable

A3
Incineroar used Flare Blitz!
Crit check: 4075/10000, no
(12 + 7.5 - 6 + 3 + 3) * 1.5 + 8 = 37.25
-11.75 HP
Incineroar fainted!
-8 En

Crabominable used Close Combat!
Crabominable's Def and SpDef rose!
-11 En

-2 HP Crabominable


Incineroar: -78 HP, -22 En
Crabominable: -87 En, -21 En

------------------------------------------------------------

"Okay, time to find that bitch that's been... Why does it smell like somebody spent an entire episode powering up?"
"Vegeta, look! It's a Pokemon battle!"
"Are those what pass for Pokemon these days? An overgrown kitten and an... umm... The hell is that thing, a crab monkey? It doesn't even look like anything."
"It's obviously a pun on the yeti crab, Vegeta."
"How is it a crab when it doesn't even have claws? It's not even a Water-type! And what's with the hair?"
"It's obviously a Super Saiyan, Vegeta."
"That thing is not a Super Saiyan, it's barely even 3 Raditzes strong. I mean, they aren't even using real attacks, they're just throwing around weak moves."
"You see, Vegeta, using moves like Will-o-Wisp and Power-Up Punch are important for winning what's called the 'damage race'. The damage you lose in setting up with moves like Will-o-W..."
"I'm already bored of this, let's just find the HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"That's what's called a Z-Move. In Generation VII, Pokemon can now..."
"NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!"
"When did the bald one get here and why is he pink?"
"It's not pink, it's a lightish red."
"That's not even from the right Youtube series!"
"Hey Vegeta, the Pokemon that looks like you just fainted!"
"I told you, that crab thing is not a Super Saiyan!"
"Not that one, the other one."
"The cat doesn't look anything like me!"
"It's short, angry, acts all tough even though it's a softie on the inside, and it's a big pussy."
"That's it, I'm killing you, again..."



"Now, where is the girl?"
"Is that her over by that Pokemon battle?"
"..."


Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
21 HP
82 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: Burn
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist, +1 Atk, -2 Def, -2 SpDef

Snarguffle:

Incineroar with Firium-Z
Fire/Dark
Blaze / Intimidate
-30 HP KO
46 En
5/3/2/3 60
S/W: 3/4
Status: -
Other: +3 Atk (NS+3), +2 Def (NS+3)

Snarguffle sends out, equips, and orders.
Glacier Knight orders.
I ref.​
 
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Hey FMD babes, I don't quite understand why Ice crab did power up punch spam. I didn't have any subs for that, so it should have used close combat a2 and a3 right? (Well just a2 bc ice crab kills it then right pls)
 
Fixed. I swear I'm good at this... ;-;
Results: Crabominable takes 2 more damage due to lowered Def, Crabominable has -2 Def/SpDef, Incineroar is KO'd even harder but on the same action because of burn.
Note: Put your KO sub above your "less than X HP" sub, next time. :(
 

Dynamo @ Charged Stone
Air Slash - Air Slash - Air Slash
IF
Crabominable is to use a protective/Evasive move THEN use Agility and push back actions. Do not activate consecutively.
 
Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
21 HP
82 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: Burn
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist, +1 Atk, -2 Def, -2 SpDef

Snarguffle:

Vikavolt
Bug/Electric
Levitate
100 HP
100 En
3/3/(7)/3 43
S/W: 2/3
Status: -
Other: +2 special BAP

Incineroar KO


R3

A1
Crabominable used Ice Punch!
Crit check: 3263/10000, no
Effect: 6046/10000, no
(8 + 9 - 4.5 + 3 - 3 + 2 + 2) + 2 = 18.5 dmg
-5 En

Vikavolt used Air Slash!
Acc check: 2835/10000, hit
Crit check: 3852/10000, no
(8 + 10 - 4.5 + 2) * 1.5 + 4 = 27.25 dmg
Crabominable fainted!
-6 En

Crabominable was hurt by its burn!
-2 HP

Crabominable: -29.25 HP, -5 En
Vikavolt: -18.5 HP, -6 En

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We interrupt your regularly-scheduled flavouring to bring you a filler episode. Krillin gets a girlfriend, Goku and Piccolo learn to drive, Gohan gets a pet pterodactyl, Vegeta has a younger brother, we celebrate Christmas, King Kai drives his car, Gohan pretends to be a Power Ranger, Captain Ginyu is still a frog, Naruto eats some ramen, Ash caught a herd of Tauros, Ichigo is Frankenstein's monster, Maka scores the highest on the test, and nobody really paid attention to this episode. I mean, most people probably didn't even notice that Kid Gohan and Adult Gohan were in the same episode or that we're somehow still on Namek. This isn't even remotely canon and will probably be left out of the English release because one of the girls walks around in a bra and panties. Also, during the time this episode covered, Crabominable fainted, a Vikavolt showed up out of nowhere, and Vegeta went to New Vegeta to be the new King Vegeta. Everybody watching this will be really confused and feel like they missed an episode. Many people will quit watching the show because of it. Nobody will be happy.
We will resume our regular, high-quality flavour in the next round.
"High-quality my ass! All she does is reuse old jokes somebody else made!"
"Shut up, you're supposed to be on another planet!"

Galcier:

Crabominable with Ice Rock
Fighting/Ice
Iron Fist / Hyper Cutter / Anger Point
-8 HP KO
77 En
(6)/4/2/3 43
S/W: 3/5
Status: Burn
Other: +2 BAP Iron Fist, +1 Atk, -2 Def, -2 SpDef

Snarguffle:

Vikavolt with Charged Stone
Bug/Electric
Levitate
81 HP
94 En
3/3/(7)/3 43
S/W: 2/3
Status: -
Other: +2 special BAP

Incineroar KO


Glacier Knight sends, equips, and orders.
Snarguffle orders.
I ref.​
 
11:33:25<Galcier> I'm assuming snarfoofle DQd me in our tournament mAtcg
11:33:34<Galcier> If not tell them I forfeit I can't order anytime soon

FMD
 
Galcier forfeits, Snarguffle wins.

Snarguffle: 3 CC, 5 UC

Me: 6 UC
(1.5 + 1) * (1.5 + 2) / 2 = 4.375
4 * 1.5 = 6​
 

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