Oompa Loompa, Doompa Dee Doil,
Looks like you're drowning in oil.
Oompa Loompa, Doompa doo deel,
We'll break your legs if to OSHA you squeal
What do you get when you only eat strips?
If you're lucky, it'll only be the shits.
Is drowning that bad if you're only eating chicken?
It won't be long until your heart stops ticking!
Oompa Loompa, Doompa dee da,
If you listen to me, you will go far
You will live long and without want
Unlike how Oompa Loompa, Chimp has not