One day in middle school I was talking to my extremely homophobic friend Jeff Daniels (no, not that one). He went on this long rant about how gay people were ruining society, and concluded with, "So that's why homophobia is the only morally correct belief". I stared him dead in the eyes and said, "How can you be homophobic if you live in a home?" He looked at me scared and confused, and walked away. He approached me the next day and said, "Dude, good point", and from that point on he was never homophobic again. We ended up drifting apart though, because he was still very racist. Years later, as I began to pay more attention to politics, I realized this little anecdote would be perfect for addressing homophobia and sought out Jeff to tell his story. But I could not find any trace that he had ever existed. Not on Facebook, in our yearbook, anything. So I'm beginning to think I dreamt this whole thing up?