convince everyone that you would win a free for all against every single frequent smogoff poster

[Astra]

i did martial arts when i was eight

 

[emma]

I have a Black Belt in MMA

 

[Gekokeso]

I'm still alive in Latin America

 

[Mace]

I can do more than haha react

 

[Zephyri]

I have Pannuracotta

 

[CanineIllusionist]

texas open carry laws

 

[Snoms]

i go on disney.com without my parents permission and stay past my bedtime

 

[Snessy!]

I can do more than haha react

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i uh i uh i beat hollow knight come at me

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

I weightlift quite regularly. (BTW, shouldn’t it be a tournament instead of a free-for-all? Less chaotic that way)

 

[Plague von Karma]

I weightlift quite regularly. (BTW, shouldn’t it be a tournament instead of a free-for-all? Less chaotic that way)

Imagine not wanting chaos in Smogoff

--

I'm british

 

[Colteor]

I scared off a bear once. It was one of those skittish brown bears that run from loud noises but y'know, kinda counts.

 

[Adeleine]

i'm not scared of spiders

 

[Fusion Flare]

I am a tangrowth enjoyer and as any tangrowth enjoyer would know i could best all of you with my eyes closed

 

[Snessy!]

i'm not scared of spiders

we're fucked

 

[Ununhexium]

bb skarm wants to be tagged in this

 

[VTaxi]

I am a Taxi, and will run you over.

 

[Mango Smoothie]

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

 

[Snessy!]

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

we're fucked

 

[Ryota Mitarai]

I don't skip leg day

 

[adamantazu]

i am part of the phoopes phan club, you don't want to know how chaotic that is

 

[shadowpea]

im a duck
fear my duck powers

 

[cusalgado33]

I stay quiet on the chat. Always.

 

[az]

users are typically poor judges of their own power

this is why, long ago, we elected to use a battle royale system to keep user population under control

the following matrix should be navigated by your user id number in pairs of digits from right to left, column by row

good luck

 

[adamantazu]

I think mine is 542556
Three of diamonds, tweezers, cranberry juice
gg already everyone

 

[Snessy!]

crystal skull, sombrero, locally-sourced sausage


i am going to DESTROY these people