Summer of 2007, I was driving back from a friend's house in the country. I barely got going when I was in a major accident, due to shitty country roads. I got hit in the driver's side door by a Suburban likely going between 65-75 mph. I fractured my pelvis in 3 places, cracked 3 ribs, had the left half of my diaphragm torn up, had my aorta burst, and had my stomach in my chest. Both of the passenger side doors and half of the roof had to be removed from the car in order to cut me out of it. This took about an hour. I was then flown to the nearest trauma center, which was about an hour away, via helicoptor. There, I had multiple extensive surgeries to put a graft onto the aorta and a mesh over the diaphragm, as well as put my innards all back in their right locations. Likely the only reason I did not bleed out (90+% of aortic injuries are fatal) is the fact that my stomach was putting pressure on parts of my chest cavity. I spent four weeks in Intensive care. The first two weeks, including events up to the accident, the accident itself, and the events following it, are completely lost to me. I remember about three minutes worth of events that transpired in the those two weeks: My father telling me not to try and pull the intubation tube out of my throat because I needed it and that we would destroy it when we finally did remove it; my girlfriend asking me if I remembered asking her to marry me; trying to write on my whiteboard (can't talk with a tube down your throat) and thinking it was very, very important that I write neatly; and bits of a hallunication where I had the heads-up displays from the original Legend of Zelda at the edges of my vision, I was trapped in some sort of dungeon, and I needed "the feather" in order to escape (and no one wanted to help me find it).
After that, they finally removed the intubation tube and tracheated me, and switched me to a different set of medications so that I wouldn't be blacking out, forgetting everything, and hallucinating. I was still doing practically everything through tubes. I breathed through a ventillator, I ate through a tube going up my nose (intensely unpleasant, and I threw up at least once from accidentally jostling it), twin chest tubes drained my side, I had multiple IVs and a PIC line, and I had a cathetor and colostomy bag. My only form of communication was writing on a whiteboard still. The first thing I was acutely aware of was my left hand tightly gripping the morphene drip button. The first few nights I was concious, the pain was so intense that I had to beg the nurses to sedate me in order to get to sleep. I was still breathing with a ventillator, as my left lung was almost entirely collapsed and my diaphragm was barely functional. I wasn't out of the woods yet. Every morning at 4:00 am, I would be woken in order to have chest x-rays taken and to have my blood drawn to test my blood oxygen levels. That's right, even with multiple IVs and a PIC line (like a super IV that goes into a central vein and has 3 heads), I still had to have daily, intensely painful aerterial blood drawings. I still have fairly severe track marks on my right wrist from that, but compared to my scars, they're nothing. Later on in the day, someone would come and unhook the ventillator and force me to perform breathing tests. Let me tell you, those were probably the scariest times of my life. When breathing on your own is a serious chore that you cannot perform, having someone take away the thing letting you breathe is terrifying.
Eventually, they started weaning me off of tubes. Having my food tube removed would seem like a benefit, only that meant that I had to eat things manually. And I did not have any appetite. Especially when every time I would try to eat, they would come grind up disgusting-tasting pills into my food. I ate a lot of sherbert.
After ICU came 2 and a half weeks of rehab. And that wasn't even the end of it. See, the doctor who performed the aortic graft fucked something up, and put on a graft that was too small. So the following summer I had to go back in to a different hospital and have a second grafting surgery, as well as a second replacement surgery to replace the graft the original doctor had placed in my leg at the entry point for the original bypass due to the arterial damage he did there, which was also too small.
On the plus side, I got to walk with a cane and take vicodin for a year, I was basically House.