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not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)
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thank you shadowpea for liking every single one of my posts and bringing my notifications up to 22
What do you guys think of my newest Mystery Dungeon team
Top dog
i only really ever post here when extremely intoxicated. need to work on my posting consistency overall ngl...
to that end, anyone wanna go halfsies on some edibles? my wife's dealer would've been burned at the stake for witchcraft in ages past for making shit this depravedly strong
to that end, anyone wanna go halfsies on some edibles? my wife's dealer would've been burned at the stake for witchcraft in ages past for making shit this depravedly strong
ty for this, you are the smogoff savior
whoever came up with the name smogoff is infinitely funnier then I will ever be.
youre' welcome! :)
The hand sanitizer tastes extra spicy today
my dad gave me a very inspirational speech before my first day of kindergarten yesterday!
Mods, this user is underage! ERADICATE THEM
*sweats profusely*
personally i would not advise admitting to being underage on this website. tbh.
i mean anywhere on the internet rly (sincere). but specifically here (slightly less sincere)
Whilst we are on the topic of height
God I fucking love tall girls. Like I am not gonna not date a girl because she's short or something but I always wanted a girlfriend who's 190cm+. I would go on a double date with her with some couple we are friends with and we would bully them the whole evening and like, what are they gonna do. We are both bigger than them
That's like, my dream date
God I fucking love tall girls. Like I am not gonna not date a girl because she's short or something but I always wanted a girlfriend who's 190cm+. I would go on a double date with her with some couple we are friends with and we would bully them the whole evening and like, what are they gonna do. We are both bigger than them
That's like, my dream date
i just ate oatmeal out of a cup.
a friend told me about a coworker who was friends with a guy that moved to japan to find a “giantess” wife. weird location choice imo but somehow he found a like 6’3” woman, married her, and is now logically the most satisfied man on earth
you know how sometimes, a single sentence can change your viewpoint on a piece of media completely
I just read how Nick from Great Gatsby was possibly gay, gotta say, damn, that makes sense
And recently, I read how Prisoners is about the war on terrorism, which made me want to rewatch Prisoners but I never felt confident enough to return to it
I just read how Nick from Great Gatsby was possibly gay, gotta say, damn, that makes sense
And recently, I read how Prisoners is about the war on terrorism, which made me want to rewatch Prisoners but I never felt confident enough to return to it
Random funny story about my girl been together (albeit on/off) for 12 years - she was convinced for the longest she was 5'10 (a lil shorter than her mom) - literally tried telling me i hit a growth spurt after i got my license and i'm actually like 6'3 or something ---- I ain't lmaooo
Years later she finally admits "Mom found out she was 5'8 I'm 5'6" and I was like 1) Duh I knew that I'm 6' and you a good bit shorter and 2) How in the hell your Mom not know? She wear heels to every license photo and doctor visit?"
