Bless A Curse

[MegaFlareon]

Buddy, we all got fetishes, but there’s a time and a place.

You are magically prevented from entering any mode of transportation except for hot air balloons and rigid airships.

Hot air balloons are now a method of public transportation thanks to technological advancements.

Curse:

 

[Mike81401]

You think Doritoreos are delicious.

Your Nuzlocke team gets wiped by a level 100 Regigigas.

 

[Low-Key]

You hax your way through to make the regigigas level 1, then defeat it from there.

You're placed in a giant labyrinth maze. You don't know which way is the exit.

 

[zxgzxg]

You hax your way through to make the regigigas level 1, then defeat it from there.

You're placed in a giant labyrinth maze. You don't know which way is the exit.

You’re able to fashion a pair of wings made of feathers and wax and fly out of the maze. There’s no way this could go wrong.

You have stepped into wet cement.

 

[War Incarnate]

You’re able to fashion a pair of wings made of feathers and wax and fly out of the maze. There’s no way this could go wrong.

You have stepped into wet cement.

You have the pure strength to step out of it (and also the concrete on your feet doesn't dry so congrats)

You try to challenge the Dynamaxed Level 100 Regigigas in the Crown Tundra with just your regis... but you accidentally bought Spectrier to that fight instead of Glastrier.

 

[theotherguytm]

You have Mud Shot and Substitute on it and beat it by dropping its accuracy over and over.

You get trapped in a Far Side cartoon.

 

[The Avalanches]

fortunately, it’s “cow tools”. although they are unsophisticated, they are strong enough to break the fourth wall and escape.

you are constantly being pursued by a poisonous snake. it will evade all your attempts to harm, trap, or blockade it.

 

[MegaFlareon]

The snake was in pursuit because it is offering you to eat the forbidden fruit, not to harm you.

You ate a poisonous apple that cursed you to a sleeping death and can only be lifted with "true love's kiss". However, you just had a bad breakup with your ex-partner.

 

[Low-Key]

Luckily, you have the ability to sleepwalk, so you sleepwalk outta there and actually make it so you not sleep anymore.

<-- You are my profile picture

 

[War Incarnate]

<-- You are my profile picture

You have the ability to change it.

You accidentally had a fuckup at work. When you gf asks what happens as you come home, you try to be as honest with her about it, but she simply refuses to listen. When you finally finish telling you the truth, you and her end up getting in a verbal argument which in turn devolves into a full-on physical fight.

 

[Mike81401]

You restart the dating sim you were playing.

You are Patient Zero for a virus that could cause the end of the world if it's spread far enough.

 

[かたわれ時]

You are Patient Zero for a virus that could cause the end of the world if it's spread far enough.

Your immune system was too strong for the virus

All your shots invariably miss

 

[Mike81401]

You learn to exploit this by purposefully misaiming your shots so that their "missing" actually hits the target in question.

Your Switch gets bricked.

 

[Low-Key]

Luckily, you have the power to repair it.

You vented right in front of someone in Among Us.

 

[Mike81401]

You manage to sabotage just the right things to allow your partner to solo win.

You try to shiny hunt Zygarde, but it keeps wiping your team before you can actually catch it.

 

[War Incarnate]

You try to shiny hunt Zygarde, but it keeps wiping your team before you can actually catch it.

You give up and get one from a trade.

You try to not look sus in a game of Among Us but fail miserably.

 

[The Avalanches]

You give up and get one from a trade.

You try to not look sus in a game of Among Us but fail miserably.

You realize that’s not a curse at all, jesus fucking christ man, you can just not be a fucking baby about a video game…

Your skull has deteriorated to the point where even a gentle tap will knock you out for hours.

 

[Mega-Pokebattlerz]

You have a dope-looking helmet with lots of padding.

You have to use Base Form Calyrex.

 

[Mike81401]

You are playing ZU and manage to make it work.

You accidentally kill a shiny Regieleki that took 3,418 soft resets to find.

 

[War Incarnate]

You accidentally kill a shiny Regieleki that took 3,418 soft resets to find.

The next one is a shiny

When trying to catch Galarian Zapdos in the Wild Area you encounter a Metapod. After defeating that, Galarian Zapdos is nowhere to be seen.

 

[Mega-Pokebattlerz]

After exiting and re-entering the Wild Area, Zapdos glitches and spawns on top of you.

You have to use Cosmog in AG.

 

[The Avalanches]

After exiting and re-entering the Wild Area, Zapdos glitches and spawns on top of you.

You have to use Cosmog in AG.

haha, yeah, but what if you DIDN’T have to use it? XD haha

You need to drink a litre of printer ink every day to prevent your organs from failing

 

[War Incarnate]

You need to drink a litre of printer ink every day to prevent your organs from failing

It doesn't taste bad at all. Eventually your body gets so used to ingesting printer ink that it ends up needing less and less.

A piano is about to fall on you, the ground beneath you is about to break revealing a vat of destructive alien sludge, 256 arrows are about to be shot straight in your direction, and 2 bulldozers are about to crash into each other, all of which will happen at the same time.

 

[The Avalanches]

I think we should just let this thread die now.

 

[かたわれ時]

A piano is about to fall on you, the ground beneath you is about to break revealing a vat of destructive alien sludge, 256 arrows are about to be shot straight in your direction, and 2 bulldozers are about to crash into each other, all of which will happen at the same time.

Thankfully you’re just a VR movie tester, so you know you’re not going to die. Right?

You keep on necro-ing threads and everyone hates you for it