Fusion Flare
i have hired this cat to stare at you
Hello, hello, ladies gentlemen, others who do not fit such categories, my name is Dr. Flare and today we'll be testing out our brand new Universe Jumper 5000! Tune in as we send one guinea pig into an alternate dimension using physics that we won't be talking about!
...oh, you're probably awaiting the guinea pig to jump in now, aren't you? oh, silly forum-goer, you're the guinea pig.
Cmon now, into the portal with you! Chop, chop, science isn't gonna advance itself! No time like the present! Come back by dinner! We're having meatloaf!
Oh heavens, what hi-jinx shall ensue as our forum-goer guinea pig is sent into a world they don't belong in? Ooh, the anticipation! The cliffhanger! The drama!
...oh, you're probably awaiting the guinea pig to jump in now, aren't you? oh, silly forum-goer, you're the guinea pig.
Cmon now, into the portal with you! Chop, chop, science isn't gonna advance itself! No time like the present! Come back by dinner! We're having meatloaf!
Oh heavens, what hi-jinx shall ensue as our forum-goer guinea pig is sent into a world they don't belong in? Ooh, the anticipation! The cliffhanger! The drama!