corrupt a wish

[War Incarnate]

I wish Shadow Tag Gothitelle wasn't a thing.

Granted, but now every pokemon has Shadow Tag

I wish that FEAR wasn't a thing

 

[Snessy!]

I wish that Reuniclus gets Aura Sphere

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but now every pokemon has Shadow Tag

I wish that FEAR wasn't a thing

Granted, but you can't feel any other emotion either

I wish that Reuniclus gets Aura Sphere

Granted, but it loses every other move it has.

I wish electronics didn't need to charge.

 

[snake]

Granted, but now every pokemon has Shadow Tag

I wish that FEAR wasn't a thing

Granted, but now Rattata becomes Mega Rayquaza.

I wish that Reuniclus gets Aura Sphere

Granted, but it's 120 Base Power, 70% accurate, and has a chance to drop Special Defense.

I wish Focus Blast were at least 85% accurate.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but now Rattata becomes Mega Rayquaza.



Granted, but it's 120 Base Power, 70% accurate, and has a chance to drop Special Defense.

I wish Focus Blast were at least 85% accurate.

Granted, but every other move becomes 50% accurate

I wish there wasn't so much pokemon rng

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Granted, but every other move becomes 50% accurate

I wish there wasn't so much pokemon rng

Granted, but any remaining RNG always goes against you.

I wish I had sixpack abs without putting in the effort

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but any remaining RNG always goes against you.

I wish I had sixpack abs without putting in the effort

Granted, but your arms and legs are as thin as spagetti.

I wish I could write better.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Granted, but your arms and legs are as thin as spagetti.

I wish I could write better.

Granted, you now have impeccable calligraphy skills

I wish I could control the temperature around me

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, you now have impeccable calligraphy skills

I wish I could control the temperature around me

Already granted. Just drive your car more and you will have the ability to make the temperature warmer, but not colder again.

I wish poisonous frogs in the amazon wouldn't instantly kill you.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish poisonous frogs in the amazon wouldn't instantly kill you.

Granted, but now whenever you were to die to these types of frogs you instead become paralyzed and gain an unnatural sense of fear.

I wish I had the ability to pause, glitch, and even go back in time using my farts

 

[Mega-Pokebattlerz]

Granted, but now whenever you were to die to these types of frogs you instead become paralyzed and gain an unnatural sense of fear.

I wish I had the ability to pause, glitch, and even go back in time using my farts

Granted but everyone thinks you're fucking gross.

I wish racism wasn't a thing.

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Granted but everyone thinks you're fucking gross.

I wish racism wasn't a thing.

Granted, but homophobia becomes rampant

I wish I never stumped my toe ever again

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I never stumped my toe ever again

Granted but you can never walk again

I wish I could make Zoroark viable in UU

 

[cityscapes]

I wish I could make Zoroark viable in UU

granted, but you have to become a uu player

i wish all my pokemon skill transferred to melee

 

[Aizaik]

granted, but you have to become a uu player

i wish all my pokemon skill transferred to melee

Granted, but coronavirus lockdowns keep tournament melee suspended indefinitely.

I wish for everyone to play by the rules.

 

[OM]

Granted, but coronavirus lockdowns keep tournament melee suspended indefinitely.

I wish for everyone to play by the rules.

Granted, but the rules consistently change to fit people's actions

I wish I could be well-rested with 3 hours of sleep

 

[Geysers]

Granted, but the rules consistently change to fit people's actions

I wish I could be well-rested with 3 hours of sleep

Granted but you drop dead if you sleep even a picosecond longer than 3 hours.

I wish Elon Musk could hurry up and get Starship flying.

 

[snake]

Granted but you drop dead if you sleep even a picosecond longer than 3 hours.

I wish Elon Musk could hurry up and get Starship flying.

Granted, but the returning thrusters land directly onto your house.

I wish I knew how to skateboard.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I knew how to skateboard.

Granted but you cannot drive and if you are seen driving all of the bad side effects of the wishes made in this thread happen to you at once

I wish I could one shot Toxapex from full without any boosts

 

[Geysers]

Granted but you cannot drive and if you are seen driving all of the bad side effects of the wishes made in this thread happen to you at once

I wish I could one shot Toxapex from full without any boosts

Granted but now you’re an AG main.

I wish that Biden will get elected.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish that Biden will get elected.

Granted but half of the Snom population gets wiped out you don't get to see it at all

I wish I could eat fire and then have no side effects

 

[Aizaik]

Granted but half of the Snom population gets wiped out you don't get to see it at all

I wish I could eat fire and then have no side effects

Granted; the wish redirects your energy towards learning fire-eating. You spend years learning the ways of circus performers - you have no time for any other occupation or education. You scrape by in life as an obscure street performer.

I wish for the next reply to be written in the form of a haiku.

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Granted but now you’re an AG main.

I wish that Biden will get elected.

Granted, but Biden gets elected.

I wish I was super witty

 

[phoopes]

I wish for the next reply to be written in the form of a haiku.

Granted, however
The last line of the haiku
Will have six syllables

I wish that I didn't have writer's block anymore

 

[CaffeineBoost]

Granted, however
The last line of the haiku
Will have six syllables

I wish that I didn't have writer's block anymore

granted but now you have to come up with the way this wish is corrupted







i wish i could talk to dogs