The rash decicions you make turn you into a scientific expert.
Crashing your plane.
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Bless A Curse
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Crashing your plane.
Yung Dramps
awesome gaming
I said crippling incontinence, not incompetence
It gives you the inspiration to give a beautiful lecture on achieving your dreams, to standing ovation. You die peacefully knowing you have inspired thousands around the world.
You crashed into paradise, where you will never have to worry about problems ever again
I like that this thread is teaching people to see the positivity in life... I think
A global pandemic strikes
You manage to prevent it from happening
You have the cheese touch
You have the cheese touch
Yung Dramps
awesome gaming
It actually turns things into your favorite type of cheese should you desire
You grow fungus in your toenails
You grow fungus in your toenails
It's the mushroom from Super Mario and you become big.
You can never sleep, and will always be out of energy/
You are resistant to all forms of potential harm
You find the answer to a number divided by 0, which sucks you into a logic black hole
You find the answer to a number divided by 0, which sucks you into a logic black hole
From your position of singularity, you can now see everything the universe has to offer. With this new knowledge in tow, you can return to Earth and change society for the better.
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Your external genitalia have been replaced with a fully functioning second nose.
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Your external genitalia have been replaced with a fully functioning second nose.
extra hole hell yeah
Plants hate you
Plants hate you
You realize that such a ratio would not exist, so the curse is not even existent.
You run into a wall headfirst.
You had a helmet.
You die of choking on your own blood with a knife lodged in your chest.
Melisandre comes to your funeral and decides to resurrect you.
You are in the middle of the Sahara desert with no cities or any civilization in sight.
You are in the middle of the Sahara desert with no cities or any civilization in sight.
Plague von Karma
Banned deucer.
But you have a boatload of crack and porno so it's ok
You have 3 tasks in electrical in Among Us
You have 3 tasks in electrical in Among Us
But you see the Imposter and get him voted off during discussion
Nature hates you
Nature hates you
Luckily, you're atheist so nothing bad actually happens
You're using Galarian Articuno against Galarian Moltres and that Galarian Articuno was your only mon
You're using Galarian Articuno against Galarian Moltres and that Galarian Articuno was your only mon
Yung Dramps
awesome gaming
you get a crit on competitive-boosted life orb hurricane
you fall into a vat of mud on someone's farm usually reserved for pigs
you fall into a vat of mud on someone's farm usually reserved for pigs
All your opponents are drunk so they could barely swing a sword at you.
You accidentally shit on your pants right before a face-to-face high-paying job interview.
You accidentally shit on your pants right before a face-to-face high-paying job interview.