ZUPL FISTFIGHTS TIME BABY
(This is a joke. Please do not fight eachother.) [please fight eachother and dm videos on twitter]
(0) Flaming Flamencos vs Woke Galarian Slowpokes (0)
SS: kay vs uhuhuhu7 In the ZUPL patch, uhuhuhu7 gained the ability to utilize his entire kitchen and all of its god awful productions, meaning that even the strongest tactics of kay stalling wont last anymore than 2 rounds
SS: tko vs T0T0DI!E dudes name is literally Technical Knockout
SS: Kiyo vs Procrastinasian dunno these guys
SM: DurzaOffTopic vs LPY this is a sad fight but idt durza can fistfight at all
SM: Finchinator vs TJ finch lead 2 tiers @ once he is literally the most powerful man in smogon history
ORAS: Thiago Nunes vs a fruitshop owner legend tells he once stopped an entire robbery with elec z muk
BW: Ren-chon vs Sificon brazilians always go in
DPP: Heysup vs neomon Drunken monk ez win
(0) Humilau Hakamo-os vs Last of the Silvallies (0)
SS: yovan33321 vs czim (the rock that czim trips over)
SS: pokemonisfun vs UBERLandon21 idk how these guys look
SS: Hys vs MZ he survived nfepl
SM: For the Bois vs Quagg you cannot be for the bois and lose
SM: RawMelon vs Catalystic rawmelon is a god
ORAS: Aaronboyer vs gorex Pro-Traditional Assbeatings
BW: Tack :] vs DnB I will never, and i mean never, highlight tack in a fistfight
DPP: zS vs 85percent there is absolutely no way zs doesnt know how to fight he seems way too cool
(0) Pay Day Persians vs Lucky Stunkys (0)
SS: zugubu royale vs Ho3nConfirm3d There's gonna be an entire fanfiction to celebrate this ass beating
SS: Dreamcatcher vs Tuthur1 dreamcatcher is taking lessons on how to use me as a spear but we're gonna give him an actual spear in the fight
SS: twitch.tv/Bag_of_Trixx vs CashKP catch the assbeating live on twitch
SM: tlenit1 vs Feliburn tlenit ur cool but this is feliburn
SM: Jordy vs Maple jordy is probably buff
ORAS: Many vs CrazyStevy many can beat up a child for his lunch money
BW: SBPC vs SpacialRendevous i always hl myself, square up behind arby's
DPP: 275p vs Cigtar Isnt cigtar buff
BONUS ROUND MANAGER 2V2 CAGE FIGHTS:
Flaming Flamencos (Kay, Durza) vs Galarian Woke Slowpokes (AFO, Procrastinasian)
This fight is like super one sided idt GWS ever loses
Humilau Hakamo-o's (Yovan, UC) vs The Last Of The Silvallies (Czim, 85%)
Due to the traditions of the baltoy clan, Czim has learned the art of human weaponry, and for the sake of utter destruction and nothing else, 85% will be used as a human katana, complete with wearable blade
Pay Day Persians (5gen, SBPC) vs Lucky Stunkys (Ho3nConfirm3d, Tuthur1)
This fight will be legendary, tales will be passed from family to family, of the mighty fight between the human weapon SBPC and the mighty Ho3n "Fanfic" Confirmed. Tuthur1 and 5gen r like filler characters idk but they do things and it only makes the fight epic x2
