The Twelve Days of Postmas Singalong Thread

Voltage

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merry christmas smogoff! 2022 had its ups and downs, obviously we are sad to have witnessed the heinous crimes and subsequent addition of faint, xzern and az to the Notable Banned Users list but i think on the whole things are looking up. here's to a joyous and crime-free 2023!
It's that time of year Smogoff! Time to get your Festive Theme Board Skin on, and use your favorite Hail (snowstorm?) teams on a ladder where they aren't viable, all while drinking your spiked eggnog and crafting your post for Secretpost Santa!




Sing it with me, Smogoff!

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On the first day of a Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: an infraction for shitposting!

On the second day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the third day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the fourth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the fifth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the sixth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the seventh day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the eighth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Eight death bingo guesses,
Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the ninth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Nine scrolling badges,
Eight death bingo guesses,
Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the tenth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Ten well nominations,
Nine scrolling badges,
Eight death bingo guesses,
Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the eleventh day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Eleven posting points,
Ten well nominations,
Nine scrolling badges,
Eight death bingo guesses,
Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

On the twelfth day of Postmas, Smogoff gave to me: Twelve years between activity only to get fucking dunked on by a joke with the punchline "Donda balls make a funny sound when they land on yr chin" which I'm disappointed won last year's thread of the year over mine, but I guess that's how the cookie crumbles, and technically taht w3asn't even this year, but who cares it's postmas,
Eleven posting points,
Ten well nominations,
Nine scrolling badges,
Eight death bingo guesses,
Seven bouncer stories,
Six lame sim quotes,
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage FIVE!! *page five!*
Four Eight Twelve Sixteen
Three smogoffcasts,
Two slapperfish threads,
And an infraction for shitposting!

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And a Merry Month after No Post November to you all!​
 

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