my brother goatbo swoaty gonn win this tour so i had to do it one time
btw the theme of goatnalysis is objectivity so imma try 2 keep it objective, since this the first time im seeing these replays
GOATNALYSIS
Swoaty vs charmfalsh
G1:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-374644
lookin at preview charmflash got some balljuice this niggas gren counter rlly is gren. zor also puts in work, tho mew is annoying and if sw's gren isnt ash then mew can be a nuisance. if the maw is ice fire coverage then that puts in work too so this mu is actually kinda even maybe 5.5 : 4.5 in sw's favor considering how the zyg could give sw problems if its like fat since maw = breaker so zyg isnt banded. zor as the only counter is shaky since he needs zor and sccarf lando to take chip for maw. other dudes shit team is 12-0d by cm shiftgearna and lke any rain or like idk gren w rox up oh also zor
damn 5 turns in swoaty already has momentum out the ass bro got rid of rotoms recovery, got rocks, and outplayed the maw like lebron (gettit, demar haha,,,) ofc lucky ass dude crits ffang but ofc how would shit even be fair if not for fate always holding bobo back, like ngl hes bottom 5 luckiest mfs on this site i personally dodged like 4 fb in a row vs him damn
whip miss comes into play later cuz swoaty coulda spammed pulse instead of surf which won the game or at least makes it easier since no defog but at that point gren + zor p much won (w hazards up)
anyhow thats not how it plays out but the game was p str8forward after zyg came out. sw knew to preserve the wincons aka zor and gren which was all he needed to win, and sacked other shit to chip zyg, great insight cuz many ppl might just go hard into their counter/check aka zor and yea u take out zyg but zor cant sweep no more. unfor taht he lost a 5050 on the bp > lant sack, but shit happens, and i mean if dude didnt crit and dodge this game was easily winnable
G2:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-374651
koko eats this agme and thats why u cant lead w taht vs either scarfland or lati, idk if bulu was better than sw's own land as lead (unless not scarfed) but hey free 50% vs anything is p heat for kart later on cuz that shit if sd z can shit on this team.
lookin at t1 i dont understand in what world u would draco, that shit is woat play oat. i mean yea he COULD go gren but why not get 50% chip then guarantee the switch or even somethin else? u have the advantage of draco being an unsuspected move why blow it t1 like my nigga he WALLS U. WTF MEGAHEAT TO THE DICK damn thats a sick tech lmao but seeing as this team's lati switchin is bulu that is a very reasonable tech too, heat tech now koko switchin #1 is p much gone. i understand the wood hammer play, that shit brazy, it didnt pay off but i still wouldnt hold it against him but if u make the hammer play the first time and took the L u HAVE to make it again because now u have even less incentive to do it (in ur opps eyes) making it that much more likely to pay off (superpowering there either takes steela to like 30 somethin % or kills lati, whereas a 29% bulu can maybe heal up on like a double into azu or clef or somethin but idk we;ll keep watching.
oh wow what do u know he doubles it into clef lmao SWOATY ALWASY HAS A PLAN. hmmmmm lemme get that helf back, rocks up, OML DOUBLES FOR DAYS he got bulu back up lmao. i think charmflash shoulda got rox instead of knock like i mean wtf does knock even do bruh so lati can still only 2ko w psy once he heals up? damn mf says he came up off joey vids but u no fan of joey if u dont know the term "FREE ROCKS"
swoaty doubles into azu to heal up again damn this man doubling more than the raptors vs lebron except in this case he is lebron and charmflash is gettin fucked in the ass
hard gren every time, then bulu on draco :obamaphew:, keeps the chip goin v steela, hard tran then gren to spike up damn, pussy ass azu doin 0 damage too lmao this team trash as shit (btw shiftgearna 7-0s this team too)
bruh what rocks scarflando or wait no scarfer on team that is already 20-0d by koko? HUHHHHHHHHHHHH askdjgasg WHAT ,,
either way bobo mindreads this mf like brad stevens did brett brown and infernal overdrives to the basket for a freebie
at this point u just start pickin to kart like amazon checkout no pun. if its banded it gets 1 and if its scarfed it gets uhh still 1 but koko won at taht point anyways,,,
nvm i just realized u cant taunt z move so sw made the right endgame plays in this scenario but i think the better scenario if he had non scarf kart was to double out to lando instead of leaf blade, that way azu took chip for nothing, he still has kart in the back to stop sweep, and he can uturn from lando to the clef/or whatever move azu wanted ot go for staying in fsr, and maybe uturn > tran if clef and go from there. however its not always gonn be perfectly planned at game speed so playing this endgame out is already impressive. other dude made the right sacks n shit too and banked on kart killing clef/being unscarfed, props too. the endgame was rlly p good in this game. sw hit a lot of hydros but lando can fog on a roost and gren still wins
G3: lookin at preview charmflash cant rlly break anythin unless like z chomp but even then u can outplay w scor and clef a little. i thnk w zone trap and hera having no recovery sw wins via stallin everuthing out in the long run, but that is assuming sd chomp + hera dont sweep first. p even mu tho in balanced offense vs bulky offense mus balanced usually has an edge just cuz bulky offense has no immediate power. wow no flinch t1 is huge, i think since dude is scarfed he predicted clef to predict non scarf and outspeed to softboiled so he iheaded??? ig??? but does he not realize damage calcs exist???? basically revealed and tossed out rachi t2. ofc veteran move sw gets the orb off on scor, and ig charmflash predicted the zap predict aka sd/knock so he went gren whcih means this has to be z? it makes sense, but like why cant he eq now then knock the zap next turn liek whats zap doing even, he can even stay in on zap to eq predicitng the next switch since zap doesnt exactly do shit back. sw i think PREDICTS the gren to be not ash and gets zone in, which he then trades for chomp aka the 1 of 2 breakers which is worth as shit. i mean yea i hguess it makes snese he would volt on the hera but why not flash for damage tho, once again there are only 2 threats that even scratch anythig ad its chomp/hera, sw wants damage and hes not givin chomp a free sd / rox w clef that low. hard chomp on flash is fuckin awful and stfu to all the "but its a 5050" crowd no its not stop blaming shit on 5050s if u lose all of them, in cbbs words "its 100/0 if youre good"
turn 10 the sd was actually kinda a 5050 and justifyable, seeing as sw would want to heal this shit up for hera (actually needs this to be healed) so the sd kinda sorta made sense, but then again swoaty just used this as bait for free ass 6%. THIS TURN IS SO FUCIN SICJ AND GAME DECIDING U GOTTA UNDERSTAND THE BALLS ON THIS MAN YALL

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LEBRON. aftet this turn the game kinda ended, as dude needed to use hera as his clef counter. dude gets a nice free turn on rachi to hwish but swoaty came w the strap, big scor in the back all prepared for, i mean theres a gren still which also also won. wow dude still only has 1 gren switchin this game and its not even vest, pulse doin a clean 50 in ash and like 37 pre ash. ARE WE SEEING A PATTEN HERE OR IS DUDE ONCE YET AGAIN SWEPT BY SHIFTGGEARNA W ANY CHIP ON HERA (or elec z)
This game's outcome/how it played out was so heavily reliant on how the t1 mindgame/luck played out, but luckily the scarf rachi tech didnt hit (if that flinched then the game instantly goes about 3-7 against sw maybe even more). ig it rlly is sw's year, playing great w decent luck who stoppin swoaty
also as for gg.bro i believe dude is trynna be funny cuz like is he stupid enuf to think, after seeing facade and knowing theres gren in the back, that he won the game? actually idk u tell me, dude does strike me as the clicker kind
nvm dudes jsut retarded
gg.br0
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