Ninjas are NOT cool. Pirates are way cooler.

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I'm laying down the law here. There's just no debate any more.

Ninjas:
-Are part of weird "clans" and have fanatical loyalty to one another.



-Are constantly running around in weird poses


-Are popular only among children


-Have weird theme songs like "you are my friend" (?)
-Have uncool fan bands like "ninja sex party"
-The coolest guy they have is madara uchiha, and he ISN'T EVEN THAT COOL!
(Sorry xzern but this is the TRUTH)







Meanwhile, pirates...
-Are part of an international BROTHERHOOD, and would NEVER let each other down



-Are always running around with gusto, looking extremely cool


-Know the value fostering a healthy mindset to inspire society's youth, making them popular among all ages

-Have awesome theme songs about how you can always be my friend (epic and based!)
-Have scurvypilled fan bands like Alestrom
-Will steal the show, Jolly Rogers GO!

-The coolest guy we have is robbie rotten, who is VERY cool
 
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xzern

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you are gonna come crawling back to me after chapter 4324520 when luffy gets scurvy. can he even use chibaku tensei? no? thats lame as shit- oh wait, i cant say shit, cause one piece is a show for BABIES! what abilities does he have exactly? pirate fans are always talking about luffy gear 4 and gomu gomu no pistol. why dont you gomu gomu no get some bitches
 

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