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Poison Jab, Poison Jab, Poison Jab
IF Cacnea is to use Disable, THEN initiate action string Fake Out, Poison Jab, Cross Chop on the first instance only.
IF Cacnea is to use Counter, THEN Mud-Slap.
Moves:
Block
Bug Bite
Bulldoze
Counter
Earthquake
Endure
Feint Attack
Fury Cutter
Night Slash
Protect
Rock Blast
Rock Polish
Rock Slide
Sand Tomb
Sand-Attack
Smack Down
Stealth Rock
Withdraw
X-Scissor
Oh, and "schlep". And would you believe me if I told you "noodge" is an English word?