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Dorron's Rickroll Thread (RIP 2021-2023)
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where the fuck were all of you on April 1st?
ORAS shouldn't be added to classic because classics is the PRO-NORMAL ANTI-FAIRY tournament and I'll be damned if I let those goddamn disgusting pink-colored fairies into the prestigious classic tournament. Back in the day when Granbulls and Clefables were NORMAL and tough and immune to Ghost type moves. Back when you could throw off Draco Meteors when you were ten and the secret Fairy cabal didn't want to limit using Outage on anything besides steel type. I was raised on the GOOD OLD FASHIONED WAY OF LIFE where you could go through entire routes without having a cell phone, or having a group of friends interrupt you to tell you that the Pokemon Research Lab was just down the road, and you had to listen to disrespectful folks. Nowawadys kids on Pokemon journeys on SMOGON are TRYING to use FAIRIES to win the metagame and bring these FAIRIES to old gens. "haha what if Gens 1-5 had fairy typing how would the meta change?????" NO. THAT is an ABOMINATION, FAIRY TYPES ARE A CRIME and a SIN, AND NO CLASSIC TOURNAMENT SHOULD EVER have those disgusting creatures.
Lalaya
Banned deucer.
Nah, you can't be serious, the reasons why we should add ORAS to Classic are plenty and I will illustrate all of them here:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
i guarantee it won't
Plague von Karma
Banned deucer.
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