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  1. Sijih

    Post your searing hot takes

    you don't even have to heat up your peanut butter to have it with cereal. sometimes with organic peanut butters the liquid oils will completely separate out of the solids so that you have a layer of peanut oil and then a really dense mass of the peanut solids. you can use the oils for your...
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    Childrens book ideas

    based off this you might need to find a very patient editor
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    Childrens book ideas

    The Reacting Tree The Very Hungry Caterposter Banned Deucer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Post
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    not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

    just made a 0.57% return in the stock market…. net profit 1.14 USD… yeah i’m a genius….
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    Only post in this thread if youre wasted

    stop moving so fast goku... i'm seeing triple... i think i got a bit too wasted... kamehame-HURK... you might need to go super saiyan with some disinfectant :psysad:
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    How fast are you at swimming

    i just float and let the fickle currents of fate and destiny take me where they will. why waste energy swimming against that which is preordained? accordingly, because there's no current in indoor pools, my best 50m time is 3 and a half hours
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    buz zwol.e

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    Cant load into showdown

    if you need tech support try here make sure to read the first post so that you know what info they need to help https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/technical-support-v2-read-original-post-before-posting.3469929/
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    HUHUHSDAMUSREHPICEDRETSUBEGASSUMEDRETSUBELCALLO

    despite the smogoff mods using our ultrapowerful 1million nvidia gpu computing supercluster to analyze this, we haven't been able to figure out what the code is. in light of this, i'm locking this thread because a wall of completely random text is kind of tough to engage with
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    Think of a guy

    hello guy thread posters. guy thread is getting flooded with people juts prefixing "guy who" before any random thought/response they have to another post in the thread. try to maintain at least some level of originality/uniqueness for your hypothetical guys. this thread is a smogoff family...
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    The right to bear arms

    back in the day, whenever my neighbor let his dog go to the bathroom (translation: use the loo) in my yard I would wait until nightfall then open my neighbors trash bins (rubbish bins) and throw his garbage (rubbish) all over. then I would scratch claw marks into the trash bins and leave little...
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    Why There should be a "first" award

    first monkfish first: here last monkfish last: here 6372 days in between the two (17.4 years on earth, 1.5 years on jupiter, 0.2 years on uranus)
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    English Spelling Reform Þread

    just got wwii style flashbacks to having to delete approximately 3 million ðreads about ðe letter k. now ðat was posting...
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    help for map quiz

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    i read slow because i have to trace my finger across the screen to follow the text
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    i'm with RYAN on this one... pokemon can be really difficult sometimes... I tried to play emerald but couldn't get past a really powerful battler... can someone do a VOD review and tell me how to beat zigzagoon... why don't streamable links embed :( edit: put the video in 1.5x it's pretty slow
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    GENESECT - Skrunkly Drive

    sorry but bellibolt is the current smogoff pokemon of the week - smogoff’s shortened attention span can only handle so many “pokemon name” threads
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    Mouth cankersore refuses to go away and every time I shift or move even slightly it starts hurting evenmore I'm using moutwash but it wont go away jst

    I used to get them a decent amount, but when I stopped eating 2+ oranges per day (they are cheap n delicious) I stopped getting them correlation doesn’t mean causation but I’ve been scared to ramp my citrus consumption back up for fear of canker sores
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    Ever wonder what it would feel like to get hit by part of a pokemon/move?

    my barber’s ability was oblivious and when I went in to work my coworkers used taunt on me super effective
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