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This is AWACS.
Listen up, Red!
We've completed analysis on the enemy mon.
Codename: Clawitzer.
This Pokémon is protected by an RNG defense system.
Its only weak point is Doritos.
You'll have to bribe it.
Go! Take down Clawitzer!
Pokémon Master, we pray for your success.