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  1. CaffeineBoost

    FOR THE GUYS Smallest PS!/Smogon Controversies (average sized caffeineboost)

    So everyone, l as we all know every community has some playful name calling, top bantz, or general misunderstandings. What would you guys say was some of the smallest controversy, or polite disagreements in the community. And any stories and opinions on any of it? And obviously ones particularly...
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    what numbers simply aren't real?

    Greetings from Mesopotamia! It is the year 3 B.C and I have discovered something incredible! A new number! I call it "zero" or 0. I've been looking at it recently and it just doesn't look real! What other numbers do you look at think "damn, that can't possibly be a real number"? P.S. We've...
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    The Well #83 - CaffeineBoost? [DONE] [NOT A WIP]

    "A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Tuesday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer." The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down, "Why not on Tuesday?" A...
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    SEEKING: new avatar

    have any of you seen him? i need to restore my honour (and hairline).
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    NOC Smalltown Hotel Mafia - Game Thread (MAFIA WINS)

    This is a news report brought to you by Clouds News Channel After a technological disaster, Hotel Utopia has locked up, trapping a group of people inside. This grand hotel has been host to some of the most influential and wealthiest people in the world… it’s also host to a few people who won a...
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    NOC Smalltown Hotel Mafia - SIGNUPS (12/13)

    This is a news report brought to you by Clouds News Channel After a technological disaster, Hotel Utopia has locked up, trapping a group of people inside. This grand hotel has been host to some of the most influential and wealthiest people in the world… it’s also host to a few people who won a...
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    I GAVE 171 TYPE COMBINATIONS A CHANCE TO WIN $171,000 IN A MASSIVE GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK!

    I GAVE 171 TYPE COMBINATIONS A CHANCE TO WIN $171,000 BY SIMPLY WINNING A GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK, SO I'M GOING TO START LOOKING FOR THEM IN 1... 2... Oh shit, oh shit... Yo, by the way, I don't know why but when I asked my friends to be in this video, some type combinations didn't even show...
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    Caffeine's Challenge Cup Chaos #2

    Unapproved, unapprovable, unnga bunga I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK! Following the critically exclaimed April Fools joke I did for 2022, I'm back with everybody's 2nd least favourite format (I'm looking at you console games, fix your fucking timer, the relentless ticking of your clock hands feel like...
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    [NPN] Off-Shore Posting Haven

    Hello from the Isle of Smogdonia! I am a very wealthy posting points man and I'm here to help YOU get through the winter's harsh No Post November season by teaching you how to dodge posting point tax by teaching YOU how to make a post during No Post November. It's simple! This is an off-shore...
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    Found out your card

    AND IS THIS YOUR CARD? THE THREE OF CLUBS! THANK YOU VERY MUCH SMOGOFF, YOU HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC, GOOD NIGHT! [everyone is applauding as the magician walks off the stage, the applause continues for a minute before the magician walks back onstage, after which the applause gets even louder]...
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    Smogoff Round Robin

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    abandoned mine.

    Heyyyy, you therrre, you wanna come into this here abandoned mine? Yeeeeah, we got some real good stuff for you in heeeerrre we got some money yeeeah? you like that right? you want some of those thick dollar bills yeeeeeah? or maybe some of that non handleable stuff like the bitcoins yeeeeah...
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    i did it guys

    That's right 4554 posts soon to be 4555 nice three in a row
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    Hello smogoff, I want to play a game.

    Hello smogoff, I want to play a game. In life, all of you have been troublemakers. Unsatisfied with the laws of society that bind our forum. You took to it to break these rules, to flaunt your rebellious natures in front of the authorities that govern our posting economy. You took a...
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    [NSFW] Ergonomic humans of smogoff, what is the worst thing a cow can do in bed? [Serious Replies Only]

    Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in any post. Parent replies that aren't from the target group will be removed, and their child replies will be sent to a foster home. Report replies that violate these rules. Posts that have few relevant...
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    IT WAS ME SMOGOFF

    HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THAT TIME... YOU CLICKED ON A CAFFEINEBOOST THREAD?! I WAS RICK ROLLING YOU THE WHOLE TIME MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAckh *cough* *cough* hah- *gasp* *cough* *cough* fucking... ugh, I do NOT have the lungs for this.
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    The Well #-1 - ?????

    You're walking in a field. It's lunch time, and you've brought your favourite: ham and cheese sandwiches. You find a spot to rest, a humble well. Sitting on the well, you pull out your flask of water and unwrap the tinfoil containing your pocket-sized feast. ⁕ H-Hey! You there! Oh thank god...
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    Important announcement

    Total Clefairy has been awarded 1 posting point for their contributions to this locked thread. I cannot award these posting points in thread since it's locked, so I have started a new thread to disclose this announcement. Thank you. That is all.
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    [THANK GOD IT'S OVER] Caffeine Presents: Challenge Cup Chaos 2022

    DESPITE BEING POSTED ON APRIL 1ST, I AM ACTUALLY HOSTING THIS TOURNAMENT. Not approved by anyone, posted anyway. IT'S THE FIRST EVER CAFFEINATED CHALLENGE CUP CHAOS WOOOOO Already we have seen two champions rise in glory thanks to the Smogoff Rands tournaments. This year, I wanted to double...
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