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Nah; thats too pedestrian. The modern day Eldritch Horror is an overdemanding, entitled patron. You could have asked for so much more. However I will fulfill one of my oath slots on you. BEHOLD an Eldritch Horror to the elite. A common folk.
IT IS TIME.
I will draw anything suggested,within reason, in MS PAINT. First come first serve. My meme making skills are rusty, however a meme master never forgets.