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    Maxim vs. Jayelt413! Death Durants from Beyond Pluto!

    Welcome back, ladies, gents, and none of the above! You're just in time, we just stopped Ted from doing something really stupid. I said I was sorry! Yeah, Lad said that the last time a demon got summoned into the arena. Oh come on, one time! One time too many, if you ask me. -_- Uh...
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    S-PDRwiPJaSTtgtI of Vendeur Brand Purses: This Time, it's Purse-onal

    *** Watch out for the Kotemaru Robot. He will steal your pizza or your hamburger. ............................................-Mexican Proverb *** It happens every year. Every, goddamn, year. I mean, until the first time it happened, I always thought door-to-door salesmen stopped being a...
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    Geodude6 vs. Iggy Azalea! War of the Mummies (Take 2)!

    ♫Prologue Once upon a time, about 4500 years ago, there lived a mighty pharaoh. You won't find him in conventional records of ancient Egypt; Much like King Tut some 1200 years later, he is largely believed to have been unpersoned following his death. What little is known about him stems from...
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    Maxim vs. Mamoswindle! Al and Ted's Bogus Journey!

    Okay, so no 20 Questions. What should we do, then? Perhaps we could continue to wail as our descent continues? Hell no. My throat's already hoarse enough. Discuss the forthcoming presidential election? Pretty sure Haggar's gonna get his second term. Next! Recite the Epic of Gilgamesh...
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    Geodude6 vs. Jayelt413! The War of the Mummies!

    ♫Prologue Once upon a time, about 4500 years ago, there lived a mighty pharaoh. You won't find him in conventional records of ancient Egypt; Much like King Tut some 1200 years later, he is largely believed to have been unpersoned following his death. What little is known about him stems from...
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    (AB) Glass Pyramid: Chapter 1 (Beta, staring Maxim and Its_A_Random) - COMPLETE

    Evening gents, and welcome to the beta test of Glass Pyramid...well, the second test, anyway. I'm Wanderer, I'll be your DM for tonight. Max, I know you've heard this all before, but IAR hasn't, so let's lay down some ground rules... 1) There's a DQ time of three days for you guys, and five for...
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    (AB) To Defy The End: Shrine of Ruin (Starring Gale and Frosty)

    Evening gents, and welcome to another round of ASB's adventure battle series. I'm Wanderer, I'll be your DM for tonight's run, which is...Shrine of Ruin, huh? Alright then, before we get started, let's lay down some ground rules... 1) There's a DQ time of three days for you guys, and five for...
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    (AB) Glass Pyramid: Chapter 1 (Starring Maxim and Geodude)

    Evening, Gents, and welcome to both the first new AB and the beta test of this particular campaign. I'm Wanderer, I'll be your DM for tonight. Before we get started, let's lay down some ground rules... 1) There's a DQ time of three days for you guys, and five days for me. Not that anyone pays...
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    Battle Hall Challenge - FishShapedFish

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only FishShapedFish and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening to you. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself every time M*A*S*H shows up on TV. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Fish will be challenging...
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    Leethoof vs. Maxim! The Woman With the Magma Demon!

    ♫This Can't Be Good Tell me again why we couldn't just shoot them? Hey, come on, I'm not THAT callous. Besides, we're all the way out in the sticks; It's not like they'll ever come back. Yeah, tell that to Antigone when she finds out. By then, she'll be done with the Van Houten girl - and...
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    Cousin Twice Removed of Vendeur Brand Purses: The Soliciting (Gale Wing Srock vs. Ragnarokalex)

    February 10th, 201X. That was the day the salesmen invaded. Even a year later, I still don't know how it happened. I suspected a certain employee of mine had something to do with it; I don't have any evidence to support this claim, but experience has taught me that whenever something bad...
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    GalevsGerardgottagofast

    ♫SongfromInitialD GaleGerardandWandereronlydon'tpostifyou'renotus 2v2doublesallabilitiestrainingitemsnomegasasbarena Gale Mystic | Kecleon (F) ________________________ Mystic always likes to change her colors and is never comfortable in her own natural beauty. She has a very low...
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    Cousin Twice Removed of Vendeur Brand Purses: The Soliciting (Mowtom vs. The Royal Guard)

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Mowtom, The Royal Guard and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself when you listen to Talking Heads. You have been warned. February 10th, 201X...
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    Leethoof vs. Arcanite! Ben's gone missing?!

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Leethoof, Arcanite and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at the sight of Nepalese cutlery. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. They what?! And not just...
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    To Defy the End - Chapter 1 (Starring Gale Wing Srock and apt-get) - Complete

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Gale Wing Srock, apt-get and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at the sight of salad tongs. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Hi there, gentlemen. I'm...
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    SiC(K) round 2: Birkal vs. smashlloyd20

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight's battle is part of round 2 of the Sharing is Caring (Kinda) tournament, pitting Birkal against Smash! So let's look at our two warriors, shall we? Birkal: Crayons Kecleon (M) [Nature] Rash (+SpA | -SpD) [Type] Normal [Abilities] Color Change...
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    To Defy the End - Chapter 1 (Starring Matezoide and Canis Majoris)

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Canis Majoris, Matezoide and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at just hearing the name Tom Bombadil. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Hi there...
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    Battle Subway Challenge: Psyco_Josho

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Psyco_Josho and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at the sight of those little mint thingies put on the pillows in hotel rooms. YOU HAVE BEEN...
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    SiC(K) Round 1, Group 3: Engineer Pikachu vs. AOPSUser

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Engi, AOPS and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at the sight of tall goats. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. With that out of the way, welcome to the...
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    Battle Subway Challenge: Metal Sonic

    Alright maggots, listen up! Only Metal Sonic and The Wanderer should be posting in this thread! Failure to comply will result in things happening. Terrible things. Things that will make you piss yourself at the sight of those little bonsai trees. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Mon 1: Blaziken, Speed...
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