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I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of pshot Registeel’s tight Iron pussy. I want her to have my Darkinium Z babies.
Fuck, the fucking bh stall police caught me with their Dazzlesmash MMX. I'd dressed it in steel coating and went to fucking town. They haven’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried they're gonna take away my Z-parting shot rights. I might not ever get to see prankster pshot Registeel again.