PartMan

I would write something funny here, but I am not a very funny person.

I would also write something original here, but I am not a very original person.

Only issue is that both `not a very funny person` and `not a very original person` are too long, so I go by PartMan.

[16:22:27] *Officer Jenny: PartMan has failed the CAPTCHA and is a bot.

[16:26:40] +its zxc♪: !code
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Partman you suck
And your code sucks too

[23:27] #Felucia: How is it even possible to fuck up as much technology as you do

[10:20:03] +PartMan: Will I be expected to not shitpost now
[10:20:26] %pants: feel like at this point nothing is stopping you

[17:47:26] +Azref: Chopping onions now feels like talking to people
[17:47:34] +Azref: I immediately regret it and want to cry

Fantina.︵.Fan: how many gfs and bfs do u have hydro
+Hydro: wow
+Hydro: that's a hard q

[04:12] @urkerab: fortunately we know PartMan is insane

[07:10:35] Ocean-ey✿: PartMan is sentient oh no

[22:14:29] tenzhii: your shitposting is simultaneously intolerable and charming

[23:13:15] +Rory Mercury: only PartMan can bully

[04:43:43] ~chaos: please do not use this room for casual chat, or to ask questions of the devs
[04:45:12] t✿ai✿de✿: ok boomer

[14:29:37] Celine ♡: It's okay. I hear Celine Dion jokes p regularly
[14:30:19] %TheOnlyEpicMan931: hopefully despite all that name pain your heart will go on

[19:39:36] %Death2thewest: Besides if Partman is involved it'll take even longer cos he's lazy

[18:47:43] @Irpachuza!: NO PART IS A TRAP

[16:47:55] Tapler ❀: I wouldn’t want to be incinerated by PartBot during its world domination without it knowing the details of flamethrower :0

[08:59:48] Soulfire Wishes¾: PART!
[08:59:52] Soulfire Wishes¾: Part, fight me!
[09:02:55] @PartMan: Famous last words
PartMan won the battle!
PartMan won the battle!
PartMan won the battle!
[09:13:32] Soulfire Wishes¾: kiwi help
[09:13:35] Soulfire Wishes¾: part is bullying me

[01:36:15] its zxc♪: partbot is the worst iteration of skynet humanity will face

[13:41:38] Tomoba: partman itne single hain ki double elimination tour mein part hi nhi lete o.o
[13:41:38] Tomoba: partman is so single that he won't even participate in a double elimination tour o.o

[21:58] #UnleashOurPassion: Are you by any chance
[21:58] #UnleashOurPassion: not bad at coding

[13:31:24] %ii88: im..
[13:31:25] %ii88: playing scrabble
[13:31:34] %ii88: which takes priority over othello
[13:31:46] *PartBot: ii88 joined Othello (#1660982396839) as White! (random)
[13:31:49] #PartMan: Mhm
[13:31:51] *PartBot: PartMan joined Othello (#1660982396839) as Black!
[13:31:51] *PartBot: Othello: ii88 vs PartMan GOGO
[13:31:52] %ii88: i..
[13:31:56] %ii88: you suck

[20:16:44] #Hydro: think positive folks
[20:16:54] Soulfire Wishes¾: Okay. I’m POSITIVE this is your fault.

[08:07:34] %Soft Flex: I mean, you CAN eat a stapler, but... you shouldn't
[08:07:37] %Soft Flex: even if it has hot sauce on it

[03:42:35] *VRBot: Hi I'm a stupid bot and this joke is dumb, I'm snek

[17:32:27] Azure.Was.hack/ed: PartMan is so mature

[12:22:16] #aQrator: !randpoke 2,fe,natdex
Drampa, Moltres-Galar
[12:38:43] Mystiphox: resists grass,lash out,safeguard
[12:42:33] Asxier: 5... darn altaria
[12:43:46] Asxier: nds weak fairy,hyper voice,safeguard,shadow ball,hurricane
[13:31:44] ThunderEmerald: nds berserk?
[13:32:01] #aQrator: yknow
[13:32:05] #aQrator: we are collectively dumb

[19:22:18] doc1203: part you are the pinnacle and the bane of humanity at the same time

[08:58:37] *Expecto Botronum: Moderation settings for room botdevelopment: bold: enabled, caps: enabled, flooding: enabled.
[08:58:37] *Expecto Botronum: Expecto Botronum, do not abuse bold formatting

[17:33:36] @Avielex: chunk, if you were to never fail anything, what would you do?
[17:33:53] Chunk (-____-) eez: succeed

[19:15:03] #BreadLoeuf: i only shitpost. every single one of my messages anywhere is a shit post

[08:22:52] &Marty: imagine banning the same IP the server is running off of
[08:22:54] &Marty: insane

[21:34:05] @Aethernum: i'm a global
[21:34:09] @Aethernum: i can do what i want where i want.

[14:25:01] #aQrator: Yeah this room probably has one of the highest average ages on PS
[14:25:49] @Tapler ❀: idk about the highest average age but it’s definitely one of the more mature rooms
[14:26:07] +TheAura: we just went wild getting to 69 finishers

[15:11:17] &Zarel: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEFAULT CONDITION
[15:11:23] &Zarel: WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS CODE
[15:11:26] &Zarel: (probably me)

[17:27:33] +sasol: i cant imagine the JS knowledge in PartMans brain after squeezing the library of babel into a single bot

[22:16:16] #Morfent ( _̀> ̀): pwetty pwease suicide

[14:09:11] #aQrator: What in the name of the god damn fuck is this

[21:22:11] A㋡Quails㋡Query: following your dreams is technically sleeping

[20:02:04] wallape: part so good please ner
[20:02:06] satvik1234567890: go part
[20:02:07] #LittEleven: ner
[20:02:10] iph!: ner
[20:02:11] Teutonic✠Squire: ner
[20:02:12] Spoopy Poops: ner
[20:02:12] MukUsedDrillPeck: ner
[20:02:14] +PartMan: ner
[20:02:15] powergo: ner