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"When your back is against the wall..."
"Realize that this is just a training match to get you up to speed? *yawn*"
Feint Attack > Shadow Claw > Feint Attack
"And... yes, that would be expected. Put him in the dirt, Rudy."
"*yawn* What's with all the rocks on my bed?"
Slakoth @ Nothing
Shadow Claw > Feint Attack > Shadow Claw
IF Nohface is under the effects of a successful P/E move THEN Substitute (15) and push back
"I suppose we take a chance and hope for the best, then... by that, I mean the about 28%."
"Ashes to ashes...!"
Flamethrower >High Burner (Flamethrower + Flamethrower) > Cooldown (Flamethrower)
(Reading off the handbook it seems like Nohface should have -2 SpD? Not sure. Also, I'm not Geo.)
"Well, that's about as optimal as we can make it without it being absurdly unlucky for our opponent. Come on out, Stein - let's see if we can delay Rudy's arrival for a bit longer."
"It'll be...
"Wish I could say there's a way out of this..."
"I'll have Overheat next time! And Shadow Ball! You'll see, you'll ALL see!"
Psychic > ESP-onential Overload (Psychic + Psychic) > Cooldown (Psychic)
"This isn't a particularly exciting first sendout, but it'll do. Diana, front and center. Let's see if these "Smogon trainers" are as good as my brother's said."
"I'll be quicker than you can say 'sparkles'!"
Cupra @ Exp. Share
Bug Buzz > Psychic > Bug Buzz
[ONCE] IF Bide THEN initiate action...