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no, fuck you, back to sparta talk It is well known that the Spartans... were incredible posters. To the point where they taught posting at school. Legend tells of a messenger who delivered a thread by Philip the Nth of Macedon, where he proclaimed "If I invade you, I will raze it to the ground...

your posting point debt has been mcdoubled.

Gonna pull a Caligula and make a horse a senator.

what's it like to be named april rn? is the month giving you increased publicity?

now he'll never see the real killer brought to justice :psycry:

dogs... the joke is that i'm answering the question "what is bred", please like my post. please. i need this. i really need you to like my posts.

godot

was he vaxxed?

WE CANNOT KEEP LETTING DITTO GET AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIS!!!

you didn't get two thirds of the public vote that is a disgrace

if i wanted to keep the bit up, i would quote this post and start rejecting the result, calling things rigged, telling you to publish who voted for whom etc. i can't be bothered yo but isn't it strange that the person we send the votes to though keeps winning though?

MY FELLOW PATRATS With the conclusion of the election, I am proud to announce that I, Caffeine J. Boost, have decidedly won this election. Your new People's Moderator of Smogoff 2024 will be a People's Moderator for the people. We're gonna do big things folks, tremendous things. I hereby accept...

YOU. ARE. FAKE. NEWS. This did not happen. It did not. Folks, I have been nothing but my authentic self this election. I have. Most politicians, most politicians, they like to put on a mask. A mask, okay? They like to put on a mask. They put on a mask to hide their ugly little faces, they're...